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About Me

Starting out in 2002 Disabled Child are made up of two miserable cunts (Lord Spasticator The 3rd - vocals and Sargent Spazfuck - guitars, with the occasional guest..) who make shit noise. When we started we didn't know the term noise even existed, we just wanted to mock anything and everything and laugh hystericaly. We are not nice people, Sarge is most def not approachable and yes we are extremely negative and hateful. If you don't like it, fuck off.
EVERYTHING YOU HEAR IS RECORDED IN SHIT QUALITY USING SOUND RECORDER, THIS IT TO MAKE SURE EVERY LISTENER IS DISGUSTED AND PISSED OFF WITHIN THE FIRST 10 SECONDS OF FINDING OUR PAGE, WE DON'T CARE FOR PRO RECORDINGS, NEITHER OF US BUY OTHER NOISE RELEASES BECAUSE WE ARE CUNTS, LEAVING A FLYER ON OUR PAGE WON'T MAKE US BUY YOUR PRODUCT, WE DON'T CARE IF YOU LOVE IT, WE DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE IT, WE DON'T DO THIS FOR A LIVING, WE HAVE NO CARE FOR OUR CRAFT, WE WILL NEVER TOUR, WE KNOW THE FACTS AND TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN KNOWING AT LEAST 5000 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO HEAR HORNY TORTOISE BUTCHER THEIR EARDRUMS.
WHY BOTHER PAYING OUT FOR A STUDIO WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR SHIT? WHY BOTHER PUTTING OUT VINYL AND CDR RELEASES WHEN NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU? WHY BOTHER FORCING PEOPLE TO PAY TO HEAR ALL YOUR BULLSHIT FORGETTABLE TRACKS? AND WHY FUCKING BOTHER ADDING DISABLED CHILD WHEN YOU HAVE NO FUCKING INTEREST IN WHAT WE DO, WOW YOU LIKE THE LOGO! WE HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE.
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My Interests

Making shit music, Living the miserable Cunt lifestyle. -The bands fucking shit, live with it.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Austin, Seth Putnam (done and dusted), THOR, Extreme Elvis, Chuck Norris, Rambo.

Music:

WWW.DISABLEDCHILD.CO.UKContact us through [email protected]

Movies:

Rambo: First Blood __Rambo: First Blood Part II __Rambo III

Television:

Anal Cunt Blstonbury fest 2007 UK

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Books:

Maddox- The Alphabet Of Manliness

Heroes:

Steve Austin, GG Allin, Wesley Willis

My Blog

DISABLED CHILD IS DEAD

IF YOU WANT NOISE/ MUSIC..WHATEVER, FORM YOUR OWN FUCKING BAND.I’M DONE, DISABLED CHILD IS DEAD....
Posted by Disabled Child on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:29:00 PST

Were pretty much dead at the minute

Way too much shit going on right now in both our lives.The website is a 3 year lease so will have the tracks online for ages yet, if people want to download them feel free to do so, we don't intend to...
Posted by Disabled Child on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:40:00 PST

WE FUCKING LOST OUR ONLY LIVE PHOTOS!

SO FUCKING ANGRYWE ONLY HAD 3 PHOTOS FROM OUR LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE AT LEEDS IN 06 AND WITH BOTH MANAGED TO FUCKING LOSE THEM BECAUSE BILL GATES IS A KIDDIE RAPING BASTARD.IF YOU HAVE THESE FUCKING PH...
Posted by Disabled Child on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:04:00 PST

New title tracks - never to be recorded

LYRICS COMPLETED FOR THE FOLLOWING, MAYBE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE WE WILL RECORD THEM, ALL TITLES SUBJECT TO CHANGE, OR TO BE DELETED COMPLETELY.BURNING THE BIBLE BASHERSCAREWORKER RAPISTCLEAN THE DIRT...
Posted by Disabled Child on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

Guess Whos Back?

THATS RIGHT FUCKERS, EVERYONES FAVORITE MORONIC SPAZZOIDS ARE BACK ONCE AGAIN.THE SONGS HAVE MADE A TRIUMPHANT RETURNNEW WEBSITE - WWW.DISABLEDCHILD.CO.UKSARGE HAD THIS TO SAY - "I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS ...
Posted by Disabled Child on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:49:00 PST

Disabled Child - Noise list - 76 Tracks

COMPLETE LIST FOR ALL NOISE TRACKS WE HAVE COMPLETED SO FAR. NEWEST TRACKS ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AND HIGHLIGHTED RED.LEGSMAYOWHEELSTEA TIMEBBSFATALITYAUCTION TIMEJUP (JOHN PEEL TRIBUTE)OKIE DO...
Posted by Disabled Child on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

Releases

Apart from a demo that was never commited to cdr, Disabled Child currently only have 1 release, which is a home made CDR job. A split with grind/noise band Narcoleptic Castration entitled Stephen Hawk...
Posted by Disabled Child on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:25:00 PST