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CHIP

It's Chico Time Baby!!!

About Me


I am the sweetest dirty pervert you will ever meet. "I've got hair on my chest I look good without a shirt" T.W. I am a Modern Renaissance Man. An Intelligent, Sensitive, Sarcastic Artist who is a Gentleman and a Scholar. I'm a dork but I figure "If You're Not A Dork You're Stuck." I Love Life and the Fuckers that allow me to drink it in with them.

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." -Benjamin Franklin

3-11-76
I'm A Mother Fucking Bicentennial Baby. Baby!!!

My Interests

Producing Art. Writing poetry, short stories, screenplays & novels. Acting on and off camera. Rocking out. Playing dress up. Laughing. Dancing. Joking. Clothing. Cursing "Fuck Yeah" Painting on canvas. Eating peaches and ice cream. Biting and being bitten. Designing clothes, jewlery, furniture and women. Creating Art. Shopping. Sleeping when it happens. Fixing anything. Drinking whiskey and water, together or seperate. Licking. Singing. Rhyming. Kissing. Massaging and being massaged. Smiling. Running. Jumping. Humping. Filming. Driving. Practicing Yoga and Tai Chi. Hugging. Skiing. Cooking. Stripping. Riding Roller Coasters. Bumpin Uglies and Knockin Boots. Dreaming. Yelling. Watching. Listening. Learning and of course LIVING!!!

I'd like to meet:

BENJAMIN FUCKING FRANKLIN!!!
And Other Crazy Nudists who LOVE to fly their Kite or Freak Flag High in the hopes of being struck by lightning!

"Energy and persistence conquer all things." -Benjamin Franklin

Music:

Rock & Fucking Roll, The Oldies (Motown), XPN.org, KCRW.com, Groove Salad, Pink Floyd, Red Hot's, G'n'R, CCR, Peter Tosh, Sublime, Built to Spill, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cake, Soul Coughing, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, LCD Soundsystem, Alice in Chains, Air, The Arcade Fire, Tool, Sabbath, Blind Melon, Cinderella, The Crue, Wolfmother....I could keep going but you get the idea. I love music and the music of the soul. I really don't like people who only like obscure bands until they become popular. If you are one of those people you are an idiot and you suck. Why wouldn't you want someone, especially someone you like to succeed unless you have really low self esteem and are a fucking loser.

Movies:

You probably won't believe this but I love TOMBSTONE. Other favorites include, The Big Lebowski, Cool Hand Luke, Spaceballs, Rocky, Invincible, Babe "That'll do Pig. That'll do." Office Space, Warriors, North Shore, Apocalypse Now, Last of the Mohicans, City of God, 21 Grams, The Man Who Knew Too Little, American History X, Kingpin, Slap Shot, State and Main, The Professional, Caddyshack, Dracula, and Strange Brew to name a few.

Television:

THIS IS THE TITS!!!!

Books:

I Read and Write them.

Heroes:

MY BEST FRIEND & SOUL!!!

CHASE FACE

My Blog

The Nodding Buddha

It is amazing how difficult it can be for me to motivate myself to exercise or do anything for that matter. It's not that I don't have the urge its just sometimes taking that first step is really dif...
Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Moustache Contest

I have entered a Moustache Contest surprise surprise please go to this website and vote for me "Richard K" http://jackmustachemadness.com/R1_G1.htmlAlso do me the favor and forward this to everyone yo...
Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

THANK YOU ALL!! I LOVE YOU & MAYBE I'M SORRY

Ummmmm. I remember blowing out the candles on my awesome moustache birthday cake and apparently that was like flipping off a light switch or shall we say brain switch. Because it is now the day after...
Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

MY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Hosted By: Chip KratzingerWhen: Sunday Mar 11, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Belmont747 N. La Cienega Blvd.Los Angeles, CA 90069United States Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

I spilled my coffee on my splenda

weird a rainy day in LA and its time to get some go go juice cause it's cold and i'm a little tired hey man can i borrow your truck cause mine has no top, yeah bro, i get in line and place my order bu...
Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST

Merry X-MAS Bitches... Love, DICK

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Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST

Real Men of Genius Moved to Blog

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Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST

FUCKING FLYERS

They may be last right now but I still love 'em...
Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:10:00 PST

CHASE FACE

Today is the one year anniversary of Chase's passing. He was he best fucking dog ever. It has been a long year with a great deal of change and growth. I owe Chase my life. His death made me realize...
Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

Fucking A Dude

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Posted by Vinny "Chico" Street on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:39:00 PST