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Whats amazing is I'm actually still single! I am a Little League Hall of Famer. Most people don't know or even get the chance to meet a person inducted into the Hall-So congrats to all that have met me or know me. I like bunnies,my favorite saying is "if you love what you do, you never work a day in you're life. I'm a big fan of my friends and if I have a girlfriend who doesn't enjoy their company-bye bye. I'm from the Washington D.C. area and have lived in LA for 10 years. I enjoy playing full contact checkers and naked badmitten. LA is a tough town and it's hard to find a woman who really wants to get to know you for you without an agenda-but just so you girls know I'm rich- so if you want to be shallow I understand. But seriously you may want to get to know me now 'cause big things are gonna happen-can't guarantee what but it'sbig. So buy stock now before I snub you for bigger better more interesting people. I played baseball in college and the best advice I ever recieved which I still use today is -and mind you I'm not a huge guy, but anyways a scout told me that smaller guys have to prove the can play-the bigger guys have to prove they can't. So I say fuck 'em I'll be the best at whatever I do.........and for the record I hate bunnies I'm a dog lover and a fan of the platapus(duckbilled). Oh and by the way I had a threeway kiss for my birthday with a hot American Idol Star and her roomie. Not a bad gift! Oh and did I mention that I'm hung like a donkey? And if you're homeless I believe that you have burned a lot of bridges(you can't find a buddies couch till you get back on your feet-no you can't 'cause all your friends hate you!)and for the record I'm really not 8'11. I'm an 8.8 on hot or not-I know it should be higher but I don't wanna screw up the curve! Bald is beautiful right? I'm a 8.9 on hot or not! So this guy i know got caught one time beating his meat by his dad-but the funny thing about it is first off he was sitting idian style in the tub second sade was playing in the background third his name is j bailey-roomie of brian bailey and 4th he was wearing 3d glasses you know the glasses that were cardboard and had a blue and red lens-the magazine he was stroking it to had a 3d naked chick or something...What a loser, but in J BAILEYS defense 3-d shit was cool back then-but for real a BATHTUB? I also am a part owner 50/50 owner of a fortune cookie company named Kung Pow Casanova, a weird investment that worked. I also had a bowling scholarship but turned it down because I didn't want to be a bowler guy thing-I can't explain. by the by I love a girl name Jamie or canadian!..

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