"I'm a geometric rarity. I have only one side. Myself." - Quail, Episode 12 ("Deathlock"), Season 1 of MACGYVER
The way I communicate could make a frickin' eunuch mate.
I also act, write, direct, shoot and edit videos and whatnot. Check it:
"Being the adventures of a young man whose principal interests are rape, ultra-violence and Beethoven." I hang out with Billy Zabka. I am the originator of the term, "BLAH-DOW!" I am a member of the Ernest P. Worrell Fan Club. I am an original member of Color Me Badd. I successfully completed John Basedow's "Six Pack Abs" training video. I am a former clog model. I was the subject of time-travel experimentation at the Fermi Lab. At the age of eight, I starred in the film, "Mommy, Why did Jesus Make my Eyes Pink?" I invented the mechanical hand-job vending machine. I have an unhealthy fear of Mick Fleetwood. I also enjoy Vanna White, Amoxicillin, Chlorine Buckets, Bicep Modeling, Playing my Keytar, Cunnalingus, and Running on the Beach.
Casey and his brother.
311 is my positivity to my Elliot Smith negativity. House of Pain is my chaos to my Beach Boys clarity. MC Paul Barman is my simplicity to my Radiohead complexity. The Police are my pleasure to my Chris Cornell pain. Oh yeah, and I love Debbie Gibson's "Electric Youth" album. And Kajagoogoo. You know . . . "Oh, you're too shy, shy / Hush, hush aye-ooo-aye." Also love that Wham! video for "Wake me up before you go-go!" That's very exciting. And they were right. I'm never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. And the theme song from "Karate Kid 2" - that makes my acorn on beanbag throb with delight. White Lion made the children cry, Toto blessed the rain down in Africa, and Kip Winger used to kick out the jam back in the day. Any man that endorses statutory rape is A-OK in my book.
CHECK OUT SOME OF MY MOST RECENT MUSIC VIDEO CREATIONS:
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American Cinema (films produced in the U.S. or by U.S.-born filmmakers) during the late sixties through the late seventies represents my favorite period/genre of filmmaking. Above all, though I love "Teen Wolf", and hope to someday complete what I believe to be the unfinished "Teen Wolf" trilogy with "Teen Wolf 3: Wolf-A-Mania" starring Michael Biehn. My hope is that fans will affectionately refer to it as "Biehn Wolf" and that it will go on to resurrect both the Teen Wolf franchise, as well as the career of its star.
Check out THE Kip Armadillo and Mickey McQueeney getting acquainted for the first and only time in "Mutual Admiration Society"
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"The Joy of Painting" starring Bob Ross. I have two complete seasons on VHS. Seriously. I also enjoy inviting friends over for slumber parties, during which we massage each others' feet, snack on pork products and watch "Cop Rock." I also love that very crafty and mechanically inclined fella "MacGyver". . . OH YEAH - and I can't wait until "House of Honcho" hits cable TV. Look out for it sometime next year . . . www.houseofhoncho.com . . . that's the best show EVER!
Here are some riveting moments from MANswers:
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"Manswers" answers all the questions you guys really wanna know, like this one...
MANswers airs 11pm, Wednesdays on Spike.
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Swerve Film Festival promo . . . Nothing like being thwarted by a Trunk Monkey:"Walden" by Henry David Thoreau, "The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot, and Stanislavski's enduring trilogy on the craft of acting (An Actor Prepares, Building a Character, and Creating a Role).
Mike Tramp, Vito Bratta, Greg D'Angelo and James Lomenzo.