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The Third Reich & Roll

About Me


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I am a complicated and many-faceted carbon-based life form still struggling with the fact that the government hauled my spacecraft off of the New Mexico desert before I could return with parts to fix it & jet out of this venereal TV swamp of a planet. Most of my life is a mission of either salvation or revenge, I/E If we who demand freedom from tyranny can't save the world, then maybe we should destroy it. Earth is a corrupt, dirty shithole filled with sexually repressed assholes, bullying authority figures, "fashionably bored" snobs, and lawyers who try to plea bargain "treatment" for child molesters while sending innocent people to prison, etc, and it ( your small, insignificant blue world) doesn't deserve to exist. But since' I also stand firm that "love is the most revolutionary act of all," I still believe in the enduring human spirit. But it doesn't mean I don't sometimes feel downright violent, animalistic, and just plain horny: I'm only alien, you know. And my cosmic death rays are pointed at YOU.

My Interests

I am very interested in playing devil's advocate, being a fly in the ointment, and making people think by making people angry. I am interested in comedy, music, and art that exposes the problems inherent in our social structure. I am interested in breaking the chains of normalcy and the pursuit of Slack under the leadership of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. I am interested in legalizing free-enterprise murder and drug-trafficking - why should our government have all the fun? And finally, I am very interested in dirty nasty fucking and am taking applications in this matter at all times.

I'd like to meet:

Wierdos, freethinkers, potheads, like-minded musicians, Subgeniuses, anarchists, scoffers, blasphemers, degenerates, agnostics, Discordians, Middle-of-the-road Nazi Hell Creatures who can see that liberals and conservatives are just two pimply cheeks on either side of the same hairy bunghole, psychedelic artists, and hot chicks who fit the before-mentioned criteria.No teetotalers or abstinence geeks need apply.

Music:

Rachel Stamp, Brides Of Destruction, Murder Dolls, The Lee Harvey Oswald Band, Petra, Zodiac Mindwarp, The Cure, The Disease, Einsturzende Naubauten, Dead Kennedys,The Lords of the New Church, Alien Sex Fiend, Foetus and all related projects, Cop Shoot Cop and Firewater, ANYTHING MIKE PATTON DOES!!!, Hawkwind, Sisters of Mercy, Sister Machine Gun, Love and Rockets, New Model Army, Killing Joke, Kid Rock (believe it or not), Legendary Pink Dots and all related projects like Tear Garden, John Zorn, Nurse With Wound, Death in June, Evil Mothers, SNOG, Motley Crue, WASP, GNR, Slayer, Megadeth, Leonard Cohen, Elvis, Skinny Puppy and Ohgr . . . fuck. This could take forever . . . my own music of course.And the sound of my lover screaming out the name of God as I fuck her silly, of course.

Movies:

I could NEVER fill this list and be satisfied with it because the list is too long, but Rock & Rule, Project A-Ko, New Wave Hookers 2, The Salton Sea, Meet the Feebles, What to do in Case of Fire, Dangerous Liasons, Dark City, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The (original)Manchurian Candidate and pretty much any conspiracy movie like 3 Days of the Condor or The Parallax View or Arlington Road, etc. All the Harry Potter movies, Clean Shaven, Closet Land, Amores Perros (Love's a Bitch), Orgasmo!, Akira, A bunch of Japanimation movies I lost in the late 80s and can't find like Megazone 23 1 & 2, The Macross Movie, Lupin: The Castle of Cagliostro, The Dirty Pair, etc etc. The Church of the Subgenius recruitment video ARISE, HORROR FILMS: Angel Heart, Suspiria, Dead and Buried, The Changeling, Re-Animator, Shivers, Videodrome, Scanners, Evil Dead one and two, Alien, Ghost Story . . . you know, movies with more story than gore. Fear and Loathing, (Jesus . . . are you getting bored yet?) documentaries like The Power of Nightmares (you can see it on GOOGLE video) Michael Moore's flicks, Manufacturing Consent, One Nation Under God (About Christian brainwashing groups trying to "cure" homosexuals) Loose Change - REALLY paranoid, Control Room, The Fog of War, etc. ZOMBIE VS. MARDI GRAS - an exercise in mad genius and directed by and starring my good pal Karl DeMolay . . . order it today!

Television:

THE BOONDOCKS!! TV Nation, The Awful Truth, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Daily Show, Kids In The Hall, SIFL & OLLY!!, Nip/Tuck, Drawn Together, The Riches, Dexter, Law & Order SVU (I love to see rapists and child molesters get what's coming to them) Scrubs, Real Time with Bill Maher, Weeds, I dunno. I like movies more than TV - the commercials make me want to shoot the TV.

Books:

J.K. Rowling - how could I NOT relate to two of her main characters - Harry Potter, the abused and neglected kid who finds out he has powers he never knew he had and Hagrid, the gentle giant who cries at every single thing that touches his sentimental heart? Irvine Welsh, Apocalypse Culture I & II, Jim Goad of Answer Me! Magazine, The Books of the Subgenius, and certain authors: Robert Anton Wilson, Andrew Vachss, F Paul Wilson, especially his "Repairman Jack" novels, Jonathan Kellerman, Bret Easton Ellis, Charles Bukowski, George Carlin, Al Franken, Wilhelm Reich, Micheal Moore, Hunter S. Thompson, Hakim Bey, Kalle Lasn (Adbusters.com) Bill Maher, Wilhelm Reich, Harlan Ellison, Dean Koontz, Phillip K. Dick, Chuck Pahlunik, almost anything published by Feral House, Loompanics, or Penguin books. Intelligent comics such as things done by Frank Miller (Sin City, The Dark Knight, Ronin, Elektra Assassin ) Alan Moore (Watchmen) Neil Gaimen (Sandman), James O' Barr (The original CROW series), Michael Linser (Cry For Dawn) I'll add to this when I read more books

Heroes:

See: Books See also Gabrielle D' Anunnzio (Italian War Hero) Guy Deborg (Leader of the french anarchist society the Situationalists International) But I guess I love Michael Moore and Andrew and Alice vachss (Authors and unending fighters in the war on pedophiles and rapists and child abuse and/or neglect.)

My Blog

Your daily horror-scope

NOTE TO BLOG READERS - IF YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE, REMEMBER THERE ARE MORE BLOG ENTRIES - JUST SCROLL BACK UP TO "BLOG ARCHIVES" AND CLICK ON "OLDER." THERE YOU WILL FIND MORE CARTOONS AND...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:50:00 PST

Your horror-scopes for today

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Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:23:00 PST

ICED-ICE VS. JESUS FREAKS

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Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:27:00 PST

WHO COLORED THIS PICTURE?

Someone obviously wants to win a night riding my "nine inch nail" pretty bad! They entered my "color Randy's pics like a coloring book" contest pretty damn quick! ...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 02:45:00 PST

THE CONTINUING SAGE OF ISIS JONES REVENGE

ICED-ICE, my feminist super heroine, was brought back to life by space aliens after being raped, robbed, and killed by two freaks in an alleyway. Another guy who was with them simply stood and wa...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 02:42:00 PST

CATS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE - ALL HAIL FRANK!!

Yes here he is, the cat you've all been waiting for, FRANK, THE NAZI CAT!   ...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:55:00 PST

ICED-ICE VS. MARDI GRAS!!

As most anyone knows, Bourbon Street is NOT the place where the cool people go . . . ...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:04:00 PST

FLYER FROM MY ROCK AND ROLL DAYS

I'd like to see who can win my "Let's use Randy's art like a coloring book" contest. The winner gets a date with . . . ME!! And sex! sex! sex! ...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:22:00 PST

My favorite ICED-ICE next to . 8, (The sad one)

Now this ICED-ICE is dark. BUT IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!    ...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:29:00 PST

THE ADVENTURES OF CINDI AND HEATHER & more

THE ADVENTURES OF CINDI AND HEATHER (The Clueless dumb rich girls) was another ongoing cartoon. I copied the pages and cut and pasted them so they would be on one page of three pages each. fuckin...
Posted by The Third Reich & Roll on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:09:00 PST