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Lumpy

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like patroling my yard looking for cat shit to eat. I like running my barkhole while my master is trying to sleep off a hangover. I killed a racoon once. It's just like they say... after the first one, it gets easier. I have been eyeballin' a squerrel lately. One of these days I am going to snuff that little nut pirate!

My Interests

I like going through the garbage. Oh, I also enjoy chewing on my ass for hours on end! I have also been known to chase the dot from a lazer pointer till I get so dizzy I puke... but it's cool, 'cause I eat it again.

I'd like to meet:

People who have food. People with fragrant crotches. I'm not too picky... I'll sniff any butt once.

Music:

THe door bell.... sometimes it's pizza!