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chica

iF hUmPiNg WaS a SpOrT...i'D bE tHe BeSt At iT

About Me

i eat all day and shit all over the place...i really love my owners they told me that im a lazy bum.....but i really dont understand them b/c they r yelling at me and pulling my tail and my ears and it hurt and they keep doing it to me and i get really pissed off and ill start attacking back but then they kick me out of the house and then i like to lick my vagina......ill still love themI'm a dirty ol' bastard. Noone likes me. The best thing I love, is to hate, and be hated. Why am I on here?? I ask myself??Am I trying to reach out? Maybe to some other dirty bastards...

My Interests

I LIKE TO SNIFF OTHER DOGS BUTTS AND WONDER WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN EATING.......LAST TIME I SNIFF MY MASTER BUTTS AND IT SMELLS LIKE BEANS........but the most thing i like to do is to have fun with my brothers....but i dont know y they r my brother if they all dont look like me and the color of there hair r black and white...... im hoping they r getting a myspace

I'd like to meet:

SNOOP DOG BECAUSE HE ACTS LIKE A DOG AND RAP LIKES ONE TOO

Music:

I LIKE THE CHICKEN DANCE---ohh yea i dont want to be a duck cause Downey sucks qack qack qack........................................................ ......................................................... OHH YEA I ATE ONE OF MY MASTER CHICKEN HE WAS VERY MAD AT ME FOR A LONG TIME.... HE WHOULDNT LET ME IN THE HOUSE FOE A YEAR..

Movies:

LOOK WHOS TALKING-----101 Dalmations----- CATS & DOGS-----DOGGYSTYLE PORN-----DOGS GONE WILD-----

Television:

LASSIE-----FAMILY GUY-----Animal Planet

Books:

WTF DO U THINK I CANT READ...THE LETTERING R BLACK AND WHITE I CANT SEE THEM

Heroes:

DANIEL B/C HE ALWAYS PUT FOOD ON MY BOWL...AND MY OWNERS R VERY LAZY THEY DONT WANT TO FEED ME