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Prof. Death Elf

Cappy Hristmas! *hic*

About Me

When I'm not wacking Santa over the head with a pair stilletto heels, I teach, read, write, and play Dungeons & Dragons.

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My Interests

PUBLISHING MORE STUFF, DAMNIT.

There's other stuff too, like cooking, bad movies, kitties, and D&D, but I gotta get my life together. At 96, I've got my future to think about. ;-)

I'd like to meet:


Roleplaying gamers, children who have led previous lives, people who see dead people, and Richard Adams. And possibly you, if you're reading this and think you might want to meet me...especially if you're Orlando Bloom...or Johnny Depp...or Angelina Jolie.
I have removed aliens from the list: after seeing War of the Worlds...are you kidding me? I don't want to meet those tripedal bastards. I have also removed spies. Screw spies. They're too mysterious.

Music:

Trancy electronica gothy industrial new wave ambient new age to sixties and fifties classics with an occasional classical or metal or punk or disco streak mixed in, and whatever I can grade papers to without feeling like I want to shoot the singer.

Movies:

I LOVE kick-ass chick flicks:
The House of Flying Daggers; Hero; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Kill Bill 1 & 2; Resident Evil; The Replacement Killers; Run Lola Run; The Matrix; Terminator 2; The Long Kiss Goodnight; X-Men & X-Men 2; The Fifth Element; Blade Runner, Tomb Raider, Charlie's Angels... need I go on?
Also love the Return of the Living Dead movies. And have a fondness for zombie movies in general...see my photos for me as a zombie at Romero's Land of the Dead in June.
Favorite vampire movie: The Lost Boys. 2nd favorite vampire movie: Near Dark.
Fantasy movies: Labyrinth, Legend, Ladyhawke, Willow, The Dark Crystal, and of course the Peter Jackson LotR movies.
Anime: My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Monoke and generally anything else by Miyazaki.

Television:

Though I generally abhor the television, it's mostly because I'm a tv zombie. You put me in front of the thing and I will watch for hours. And it pretty much doesn't matter what. I've been known to ask others in the room to lower their voices so I can find out what's happening in the commercial. Pretty pathetic.
Aside from all that, there are some shows, no longer made, that I've enjoyed:
Buffy, Farscape, The Monkees, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, The Munsters, and The Addams Family...of course.
I was also pretty into M*A*S*H*, The Carol Burnett Show, I Love Lucy, Gilligan's Island, The Odd Couple, and The Price Is Right. Then the A-Team came along, then Miami Vice, and V. I want to watch V again. I still remember Robert Englund pretending to eat a mouse on screen.
Oh yeah, and big shout out on Firefly. Also over, I might add. :-P

Books:

I own far too many.
If you haven't, you should read Neil Gaiman's The Sandman series of graphic novels.
One of my favorite books is Richard Adams' The Girl in a Swing.
Recently read Ender's Game and wish I'd read it when I was twelve. His Dark Materials triology by Pullman. Harry Potter, of course. If you like horror/fantasy I recommend Clive Barker's Weaveworld.
Anything with time travelling in it, such as: Somewhere in Time by Richard Matheson, The Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon or The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.
If you're into vampire novels, or erotica, you might check out Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series, or her other series (which although sans vampires, is still erotic) which I call the "Meredith Gentry, Elven American Princess" series. (Hamilton's epithet, not mine.)
Literary-wise, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest & The Bell Jar are great. And since I'm teaching a class on Monsters in Literature, I recommend Beowulf, Grendel, Frankenstein, Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Hannibal, and I Am Legend.
If you have a favorite novel that you think I'd like, please recommend it to me, and I'll read it next year...when I'm not teaching five classes...

Heroes:

Anyone who pursues a dream, anyone who makes the most of their talent, and anyone who has patience with the rude, dumb, and/or absurd of humanity.

My Blog

wow

Sorry I never write in here any more.  My privacy has been compromised--yes, that's right.  Not only have some of my students found me, but so has my mother.I'm probably going to have the su...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST

another revision of tea with vampires

I just can't leave my poems alone!  --T. -------------------------------------- Tea with Vampires There's a stake in your fat black heart And the villagers never liked you.    &n...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

Soon, Freedom!

Fall classes at Brooklyn College will end next Wednesday, December 13th, which just happens to be my birthday.  Nice present, huh?  I'll still have the one class left to teach at Touro...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

I'd like some cheese with this

I feel like whining a little, so if you don't go in for whining, please, save yourself the torture of reading my maudlin ramblings and go improve your mind by reading something published.Published. A...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:42:00 PST

CLAIM vs. FACT: White House on 9/11 Illnesses

Reposted from a bulletin.  Please read. ---------------------------- From: Craig 9/11Date: Jun 26, 2006 1:48 PMCLAIM vs. FACT: White House on 9/11 Illnessesby David Sirota at the Huffington Post ...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:00:00 PST

poem, revision

Tea with Vampires There's a stake in your fat black heart And the villagers never liked you.                   &nbs...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST

poem, rough

Unlike Dash and Lily Dashiell loved his Lily. Unlike his Sam: a man who'd help a damsel in distress,just as quick as he'd draw on her; Spade never played sucker for a dame. Wonder if Hammet...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST

Where My Brain Has Been

This blog was excerpted and edited from a long email I sent to another friend of mine, but I realized that I could use most of it to explain what's been going on with me to all of you, so cut &am...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

Persephone

The earth devours what it loves best. Her hair, yellow as honey locust, darkens. She feeds, six pomegranate seeds: ruby coins on her tongue.   Persephone is changed, stained forever.   She ...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:03:00 PST

better

I'm better.  No headaches this week.  No cramps.  I had a horrible disgusting cold over the past week and a half, but that is also, finally, subsiding after I spent the majority of the ...
Posted by Prof. Death Elf on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:13:00 PST