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About Me

When I recently went to the psychiatric ER (funny story), the doctor actually wrote "generally odd man" on my paperwork. I'm oddly proud of that.
No, it's nothing serious. No medication necessary. I am not a danger to myself or others (that they know of). Didn't even keep me overnight for observation.
I like to read, and to write, though I do neither with the frequency those activities deserve. I also sing (and not badly), pretty much any time I'm not doing anything else. There's about a 67% chance that the song I'm singing is one I wrote.
I like playing role-playing games (currently involved in a couple of D&D campaigns, and I'm running a Heroes Unlimited game) as well as more traditional games, such as Scrabble, Life, and Tetris. My card games of choice are five-card draw and sabaac.
For those of you just joining our broadcast, I'm a geek.
Want to know more? Message me.
That was message, not massage. Though I won't turn down a good massage, either.
Oh, and apparently, I look two-thirds as good as Johnny Depp.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't have any objection to meeting new people, but I'm not in a hurry to do so. If I sound like someone you want to know, odds are we'll get along just fine.

NOTE: If I don't already know you, send me a message before you send me a friend request. Unexplained friend requests from unknown persons are always denied. I also don't add bands, unless I already listen to them.

My Blog

ATTN Joshua

Joshua,So I saw this and immediately thought of you. I hope you enjoy it.When you come back to play again, Jacob gets a ring. Yeah, one of THOSE rings.He doesn't have to hate cripples, th...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 18:44:00 GMT

lunatic lockup

I wake from a spy adventure dream starring Clive Owen with references to Timothy Dalton (in which Julianne Moore does not unexpectedly die nor, indeed, appear at all). Brief clips and images flicker ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:51:00 GMT

Hello, My Name Is: GEEK

Let's see, what can I type to start this entry that's more cliche than "Wow, it's been a really long time since I posted anything"? Hmm. Nope, I got nothin'.So, I got a new job last month...For poin...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:22:00 GMT

...grab life by the lips and yank...

Well, this is awkward. One of my friends just wrote what I think may be the best blog entry of all time. I can't leave a comment on it, because... well, it would just be dickly. Let...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:42:00 GMT

The Ten Commandments...

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS...ACCORDING TO WINDOWS THE SECOND BOOK OF GATES, CALLED EXPDUS CHAPTER 201 AND Gates spoke all these words, saying,2 I am the WINDOWS thy God. which have brought thee ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:13:00 GMT

(b) Hush my darling, be still my darling (the lions on the phone)

Hi there, folks!It's been a crazy couple of weeks. I spent the 9th through the 12th back in Indiana visiting friends and family. Normally, I don't mind flying, but it was wall-to-wall turb...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:21:00 GMT

(c) Rite-Aid's easier than work today

More or less since I got out of bed half an hour late and took the seventh-fastest shower of my life, until about 20 minutes ago, I was feeling pretty odd. It was a tense, almost painful sensati...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:31:00 GMT

One step off the bridge

[preface: holy crap, I'm using the blog here.]I was contemplating last night, after watching 1.27 versions of Hamlet and while having an expected allergic reaction to chicken fried rice (or at least t...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:47:00 GMT