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Uriel-393

Though Shalt Have No other System before D20...

About Me

Hmm...I talk quite a lot. Musician, game-geek, tangentially-challenged. I Bar-Back in a big nightclub here in beautiful San Francisco.I have blue and green hair... I raise Stomatopods (Mantis Shrimp...current count 3...RIP Lo Pan,Dagon,Baba-Yaga,Hydra,Sarris(Sammy),Tiamat,FreyaYoritomo ,Glaurung and Typhon ). I am setting up a 75 and an 80 gallon reef tank (hopefully without the Mantis Shrimp, as they kill/eat EVERYTHING...). I have 145 or so gallons in small (8 mantis shrimp, 2 with fish...) tanks at this point. One tank has a Dwarf Fuzzy Lionfish orchid dottyback, percula clown,starfish, etc..., no mantis... Own 3 of the greatest guitars in the world (Washburn RS-8Vs), still use the same amp that I bought in 1991 (Ampeg SS-150), since I have never heard one more brutal. I make excellent Mexican food...come over and I'll make you chili rellanos and enchiladas some time I also do a wicked Margarita. Fan of Crown Royal,Captain Morgan and Belvedere Vodka...hopefully not all in the same night (Yes, I have done that far too many times).Baron Jaeger!!! ............................................................ ............................................................ .........Current Mantis Shrimp roommates:Athena (Female Gonodactylus chiraga) Baron Münchhausen (unknown sex Gonodactylellus viridis) Mephistopheles (Male Psuedosqilla cilata) src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/uriel393/baron1.j pg"I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Playing Blackened Death Metal.HARP, Rolemaster,MERP. Girls with Real Curves,Games, Mantis Shrimp, Archery, Cats, Dungeons& Dragons, Girls' tummies,(Everyone likes those 'other bits, myself included...I just happen to think tummies are adorable as well),Gnomes,Girls with foreign accents,Boba Fett,Rum,Girls built like Highway 1, Emily Blunt, Kat Dennings,Girls in general,Cuttlefish, the color Yellow,Nautica Thorn,Brom,Oakland Raiders,Frazetta,Brian Froud,Simon Bisley,the numbers 3 and 9,Mythology, Napoleon Bonaparte, sushi,Chicago White Sox, Japanese Gravure Idols, Fizzy Soda Candy,Chocolate,Boston Terriers, tacos and mexican beer,Fascism,Ancient cultures, blood sacrifice,Runes,tuning forks, frappacinos,spicy food, horror literature,J.R.R.Tolkien,Clive Barker, Lion Fish, Gobies, Groupers,Dartfish,Wrasses, Astronomy,Jane Roberts, insects,violins. Confrontation,Hordes,Warmachine,Chronopia (RIP),Warzone (RIP),MERP (RIP). Did I mention girls?

I'd like to meet:

Drummers, Gamers, Girls...Any Blast-Beating, Dice-Throwing, Eyelash-Batting girls out there?Didn't think so...Oh, and Skwisgar Skwigelf,so that I could show him what fast guitar was...****************************************************** ********************************* Myspace should have "Who I don't want to meet" as well.Anyone who types iN tHiS mAnNeR or thinks that Green Day,AFI or Blink 182 are Punk Rock.People who 'Dont watch TV', fuck you people,seriously, fuck you. People who don't know who Clark Gable is.People who wear Iron Maiden shirts, yet can't name their first 6 albums, in order, by year (Yes, Maiden Japan counts).People who spend 200 dollars on their hair,just so that it can look like they didn't comb/wash it in the morning.Anyone with a Romulan haircut. If you were a real Romulan, your Cloaking Device would be on, and thus we wouldn't be seeing your shitty haircut.'Professionally X' people...be it Jewish,Black,Feminist,Punk,Gay,Republican...if all you can ever talk about is being X, please do not waste our collective time with vocalization. Thanks.

Music:

Origin,Into Eternity,DETHKLOK,Emperor,Myrkskog,Naglfar,Gojira,Zyklon, Dark Funeral,Carlos Montoya, Cellador,Emeth,Borknagar,Nile,SYL,Dimmu Borgir,To Mera, Massive Attack,Children of Bodom,All Shall Perish, Melechesh, Yngwie J. Mamlsteen,Hate Eternal,Skinny Puppy, Dick Dale and his Dell Tones,Akercocke,Immortal,Front 242, Morbid Angel,Eternal Gray, Severed Saviour,Carnivorous, Darkane,Scarve,Agiel,Arkhon Infaustus,Alex De Grassi, Stryper (Yeah, I said it...Stryper...),Chaos UK, Frontline Assembly,Monstrocity,Old Man's Child,Kreator, Wumpscut,Wagner,Saint-Saens,Tchaikovvsky,Pagannini, Yo-Yo-Ma, Berzerker,Rhapsody,Fear,Johnny Cash , Behemoth,Yattering,Dead Kennedys,Midori,Sarah Chang, Kiss (through the Solo Albums), Les Paul, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest,Black Sabbath,Download,K&D,Ocean Machine, Peace Orchestra, Goa Trance,Sabbat, SUN Project,Liszt...

Movies:

LotRs,anything with Zombies,anything with sharks,anything with Misty Mundae,Spaghetti Westerns, Snatch,Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels,Big Trouble in Little China,The Thing, The Libertine,The Dark Crystal, The Secretary,Legend, anything with Ann Margaret (Kitten with a Whip), Alien,Aliens,Ice Pirates,Hawk the Slayer, Secret of Nimh, Road Warrior, The Perils of Gwendolin, Arsenic & Old Lace, anything with Errol Flynn,Carey Grant or Humphrey Bogart, anything with Rita Hayworth, Labyrinth, Romero Dead Trilogy, new 'Dawn 04', Reefer Madness... Anything that has ever been on MST3000...with the Misties, of course. Wait, did I mention Misty Mundae??? OK, good...

Television:

Metalocalypse,Robot Chicken, InaYashu,Entourage,Curb Your Enthusiasm,Venture Brothers, Drawn Together, Dexter, Futurama, Rome,History Channel,Sci-Fi Channel, IFC,). Adult Swim (Go Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!). Anything on the Ocean (Coral Reef programs, etc...),Battlestar Galactica, Pink Panther cartoons (When I can get them)South Park,Daily Show, Colbert Report, Cooking programs,Family Guy,Military Channel.RIP: Tripping the Rift, Farscape,Huff,Dead Like Me, American Dad

Books:

J.R.R. Tolkien,Clive Barker,H.P. Lovecraft,August Derleth,Robert E. Howard, Mervyn Peake,Jane Roberts, Lloyd Alexander, Brom and Brian Froud, Terry Pratchett , Mercer Mayer,Lords of Chaos, Book of Enoch, Gnostic texts, Osprey series, W.Y. Evans-Wentz, Michael Moorcock, Hunter Thompson. Trying to find the time to read George R.R. Martin...

Heroes:

I don't do the hero worship thing, but I do have admiration for many folk, both past and present. Napoleon Bonaparte,Alexander the Great, Erwin Rommel, Frederick of Prussia,Benjamin Franklin, Niccolo Pagannini, Richard Wagner, J. R.R.Tolkien, Saladin, Carey Grant, Errol Flynn, Brom, Jaques Cousteau, Yngwie Malmsteen, Devin Townsend. My parents.

My Blog

My Battle Cry farging rules...

What Is Your Battle Cry?Who is that, sprinting along the freeway! It is Uriel-393, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:"I'm going to fuck you until armored tanks pu...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

A rant on being Single...Enjoy. Yes, I am sort of joking...sort of.

So, V-Day approaches, the day to make all of us single folks feel sad, unwanted, bitter...?Hell No. I say to you, Friends, fellow single folk, those not bogged down in relationships, marriages, custod...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST

How well do you know Ron?

Create your own Friend Quiz here...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST

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Posted by Uriel-393 on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

Um..Ayep, that's me...

You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

Nemesis...

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? NemesisTake this quiz!Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

I am from...

You Are From MercuryYou are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows.You probably never leave home without your cell phone!You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around ...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

Er...go Middling Me!!!

Your Political Profile:Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% LiberalSocial Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalFiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Libe...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:41:00 PST

Oh no, I'm going to Hell...

Your Deadly SinsLust: 100%Pride: 80%Gluttony: 60%Greed: 40%Envy: 20%Sloth: 20%Wrath: 20%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.How Sinful Are You?...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:21:00 PST

Yep, that's me, asl right...

You Are Internal - Realist - PowerfulYou feel your life is controlled internally.If you want something, you make it happen.You don't wait around for things to go your way.You value your independence a...
Posted by Uriel-393 on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:30:00 PST