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About Me

Nothing of me is original, I am the combined effort of everybody Ive ever known.
Are you really reading this? No you're not. Throughout my daily do's and dont's I strive to be the only "Adam" you know. In a world of familiarity and monotony the most unique thing one can do is be a little different. Redundant much? Maybe. But if you get that, then you'll also understand why it is that there aren't many things in this world I'd only do once ... What?
I live my life in moments and asking me where I see myself in 10 yrs would be a sad waste of your time. Though if I had to fancy a guess, Id assume that I'll be off somewhere still not giving a shi [/Normal Human Attention Span Exceeded] ____________________________________________________________ __________ We are all here for a reason on a particular path
You don't need a curriculum to know that you are part of the math
Cats think I'm delirious, but I'm so damn serious
That's why I expose my soul to the globe, the world
I'm trying to make it better for these little boys and girls
I'm not just another individual, my spirit is a part of this
That's why I get spiritual, but I get my hymns from Him
So it's not me, it's He that's lyrical
I'm not a miracle, I'm a heaven-sent instrument
My rhythmatic regimen navigates melodic notes for your soul and your mental
That's why I'm instrumental
Vibrations is what I'm into
Yeah, I need my loot by rent day
But that is not what gives me the heart of Kunte Kinte
I'm tryina give us "us free" like Cinque
I can't stop, that's why I'm hot
Determination, dedication, motivation
I'm talking to you, my many inspirations
When I say I can't, let yourself down
If I were of the highest cliff, on the highest riff
And you slipped down the side and clinched on to your life in my grip
I would never, ever let you down
And when these words are found
Let it been known
That God's penmanship has been signed with a language called love
That's why my breath is felt by the deaf
And why my words are heard and confined to the ears of the blind
I, too, dream in color and in rhyme
So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house
Cuz whenever I open my heart, my soul, or my mouth
A touch of God reigns outJ.Ivy
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My Interests

Varies according to my mood and whether or not I have an erection

I'd like to meet:

Any girl that finds this funny:

Do you REALLY think he woulda been anywhere near that cross if he knew gun-kata?

Jesus get your head in the game.I also like girls with big hair. Dont know why.

I have at least one small diners' worth of friends

Brewer

Carl

Gix

Karis

Myketoes

Moy

Damian

Dan

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Music:

Anything I can artistically or sexually move to.

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and Damien Rice fascinates me.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Crash, ::cough::devilwearsprada::cough::, Bring it on, Friday Night Lights, Batman Begins, Fight Club (naturally), Wedding Crashers.

Television:

Lost, Daybreak, The HoneyMooners, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Futurama, Fresh Prince, A Different World and the entire Nick@night line up minus Roseanne and Murphy Brown.

Books:

Any book that can teach my how to manipulate you.IS HE JOKING!!!

Heroes:

7A because they make amazing French Toast, Maximus Decimus Meridius, John McClane, Tyler Durden, Jackie Gleason, Hans Zimmer, Mark Isham and Dr. Suess. Each one a genius in their own way. One no geniuser than the next.

My Blog

MY BLOG HAS MOVED ON...

...to another blog.Dont wanna blog in two places so go here for my sweet nothins:gqueb.blogspot.comMostly old stuff now, new stuff shall soon follow.Make out?
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

Why Mrs. Doubtfire is one of the most underrated movies of all time

A father loses his children in a custody battle. He loves his children. Loves them more than god (whom he never mentions so I must assume hes an atheist). He wont let the law get in his way so what do...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST

The word "independent" gets thrown around a bit too much these days.

I swear to god it feels as if every time I turn around another wench in a skirt is walking around telling everybody shes an "independent woman".This cultural fad started with mostly black women shouti...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

There's no graceful way for a man to remove his pants.

Sex is inherently awkward.There are so many things that can happen in bed to make it a little more goofy than you intended. Falling off of the bed, attempting some new maneuver that just falls flat, t...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

Full House was teaching all the wrong lessons

Full house, like most earlier sitcoms, followed a very strict formula. Someone in the family would try and get away with something, someone would find out and bust them, ::cue music:: that first someo...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

Maybe she had AIDS...

Im a firm believer in the idea that everything happens [or doesnt happen] for a reason. Ultimately, the choices we make that may seem like mistakes at first end up benefiting us in the long run. At le...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:31:00 PST

Im not gonna lie to you...

There have been numerous instances in my life, too many to count, that Ive sat in the doctors office and had the desire to hold the stethascope to my penis as I gained an erection. Thus, enabling me t...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST

I dont know why Ive never spoken of this ... its time I did.

Now dont get me wrong. I dont mind change. Things change for a reason and whether or not the reason is known to me Im aware that theres ALWAYS a reason. I dont pry and I dont cry.Cast changes in any s...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST

You FUCKING pieces of shit!!!

How did it come to this? How can it be that I cant browse myspace anymore without my god damn computer rolling over and dying because of all the strain.No not because of the highly intricate myspace c...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:37:00 PST

How long before some poor girl is raped and killed because of Roomraiders?

In this day and age, all you really need to get three unsuspecting women into a sketchy white van are sunglasses, a jump suit, a camera and the line "YOURE ON ROOMRAIDERS"Its only a matter of time. no...
Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:18:00 PST