MY BLOG HAS MOVED ON... |
...to another blog.Dont wanna blog in two places so go here for my sweet nothins:gqueb.blogspot.comMostly old stuff now, new stuff shall soon follow.Make out? Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST |
Why Mrs. Doubtfire is one of the most underrated movies of all time |
A father loses his children in a custody battle. He loves his children. Loves them more than god (whom he never mentions so I must assume hes an atheist). He wont let the law get in his way so what do... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST |
The word "independent" gets thrown around a bit too much these days. |
I swear to god it feels as if every time I turn around another wench in a skirt is walking around telling everybody shes an "independent woman".This cultural fad started with mostly black women shouti... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST |
There's no graceful way for a man to remove his pants. |
Sex is inherently awkward.There are so many things that can happen in bed to make it a little more goofy than you intended. Falling off of the bed, attempting some new maneuver that just falls flat, t... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST |
Full House was teaching all the wrong lessons |
Full house, like most earlier sitcoms, followed a very strict formula. Someone in the family would try and get away with something, someone would find out and bust them, ::cue music:: that first someo... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST |
Maybe she had AIDS... |
Im a firm believer in the idea that everything happens [or doesnt happen] for a reason. Ultimately, the choices we make that may seem like mistakes at first end up benefiting us in the long run. At le... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:31:00 PST |
Im not gonna lie to you... |
There have been numerous instances in my life, too many to count, that Ive sat in the doctors office and had the desire to hold the stethascope to my penis as I gained an erection. Thus, enabling me t... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST |
I dont know why Ive never spoken of this ... its time I did. |
Now dont get me wrong. I dont mind change. Things change for a reason and whether or not the reason is known to me Im aware that theres ALWAYS a reason. I dont pry and I dont cry.Cast changes in any s... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST |
You FUCKING pieces of shit!!! |
How did it come to this? How can it be that I cant browse myspace anymore without my god damn computer rolling over and dying because of all the strain.No not because of the highly intricate myspace c... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:37:00 PST |
How long before some poor girl is raped and killed because of Roomraiders? |
In this day and age, all you really need to get three unsuspecting women into a sketchy white van are sunglasses, a jump suit, a camera and the line "YOURE ON ROOMRAIDERS"Its only a matter of time. no... Posted by © MCMLXXXIV on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:18:00 PST |