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Talent

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. And I will spread my blackened wings and be the vengeful, spiteful hammer of God."

Remember, remember, the fifth of November. the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot...

My Interests

adult swim, video games, stupid movies, stupid people

I'd like to meet:

These guys

Music:

Mau boy! I hear ya could spank, so i come wit de watah tank, I have it, full up a'ready. an' she whinin' in de pah-tee! she whinin', shakin up she waise, yes she come to mash up de place! She whinin' an' havin' a time...when i spank she I make she whine so SPANK IT!

When I sta-tah gi-she de spank, make she shake up de watah tank! It shake up till it ovaflow, yes i ha-she whinin' down low! She whinin' in frontah de bahn, if ya see-ah de jam session! She whinin' shakin she behind Well I spank she one mo-time so SPANK IT!

When she keep ballin out faw maw! if ya see she all on de flaw! she whinin' and she lookin bad, Mau brothas you on de attack! She whinin' an' havin' a time, if ya see de girl how she whine, she whinin' callin out we name mau bruddahs SPANK ME AGAIN!!

SPANK IT!

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead is the greatest zombie flick ever. period. Wedding Crashers, Hero. Dead Leaves, Old School, Hellboy, The Warriors (can you dig it!?) Momento (run it backwards y doncha) The Boondock Saints, Running Scared and the spiderman movies.

Television:

family guy, venture brothers, Adult Swim in its entirety as a matter of fact, the king known as The Simpsons, chappelle show of cource, smallville, MXC, My Wife and Kids, South Park and those Real World Road Rules challenges. That girl Veronica is....wow, without her there is no challenge. the real challenge is keepin ya pants on when watchin her....eh....eh....Aaaahhh the guys know what im talkin about.

Books:

Im the most literate non-reader you will ever meet

Heroes:

im my own hero

My Blog

Jesus' brother was a successful lawyer

but no one gave a fuck cause his brother was Jesus. Its akin to being at a show and the opening act is some big breasted chick who comes out and sucks off all the guys in the audience. Then out comes ...
Posted by Talent on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Fuck black history month

Whats the goddamn point. its 28 days. Feb. is known for a relationship ending 'holiday' called valentines day. BET was running commercials of black celebs talking about how some dead ass house nigga p...
Posted by Talent on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:07:00 PST

I figured out the Da Vinci Code

It's up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, Select, StartHow do you think Jesus rose from the dead?Unlimited lives thats how. Christians are just waiting for his game to restart (h...
Posted by Talent on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

Zombies....ya dig man?

4 in the A.M and you wake to some jive ass sound you've never heard but can identify instantly. Its flesh and muscle being torn off bone. You look out ya door and your mom is ripping a chunk out your ...
Posted by Talent on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

I hope you trip and bus' ya fuckin forehead open...

Who was the asshole that made it common place for a woman to have first dibs on a seat on the train. What junior space cadet figured it was a man-standard to stand idly by while some chick bogards you...
Posted by Talent on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

maybe your pussy is too big...ever thought of that

You ever notice women say they want a man with a big dick? They want to feel it and so forth. I heard some girl say it today while talking to some other hood rat. You may want a big dick but that does...
Posted by Talent on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:20:00 PST

women nag about dumb ass shit

females LOOOOOOOVE to nag men. Ask them and they will undoubtably retort with "No I don't, guys just do dumb things so we have to nag"...that's elephant shit. Of the infinate amount of things women cl...
Posted by Talent on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

no meaning whatsoever

the moment man appeared on earth he began to question the meaning of life. "why am I here?" "What is my purpose?" "How can I evade the IRS?" All these question have been kicked around by people since ...
Posted by Talent on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST

...fuckin' tourists...

Dont these shitbags read up on New York before they come here? We dont walk all slow and calm-like. We got shit to do and you are in our way, mine especially. Im trying to get to the shitty job I dont...
Posted by Talent on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST

Why does Al-Queda have a website?

I hadn't really thought about it 'till about 4:26 am last night as my mothers alarm went off and the newscaster said "New threats on America by Al-Queda have been posted on their website...etc" ok, so...
Posted by Talent on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST