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David Isaac

If you ain't laughin, you ain't livin!!!!!

About Me

I roll by the name of David Isaac. I am a white cat from a small town called Los Angeles, you may have heard of it. Nicknames I have acquired; White Chocolate, El Guero Salsero, Snowflake, Dennis the Menace, Gyle from Street Fighter, and my personal favorite, Denzel Washington Look A like. Number One, All Glory to God because If he hadn’t saved me I would be either in Jail or Dead, that’s real. Currently, I have a full time job selling insurance. As much as I dont like working a full time gig, sometimes you got to pay the bills. In the majority of my spare time I am a stand up comedian. I have performed at every major comedy club in Los Angeles, The Comedy Store, The Ice House, The Laugh Factory, all of them. God has given me a gift to make people laugh, why would I waste it? My goal is to perform at least three times a week. If you are a booker readin my page, hook me up with some stage time. I love to make people laugh. I think there is very few things in life better than a good laugh. And, there is nothing that brings people of all walks of life together like humor. I just started my web page. It is www.DavidIsaak.com. Go check me out. Nonetheless, I guess you could say that I do have a lot of other hats. I sing, salsa/hip hop dance, was a football coach, am a personal trainer, and learning to play the piano. I am also in the initial stages of starting a nonprofit organization, operation success. Summer 2006. What People Are Saying About My Comedy:David Isaak is undoubtedly one of the hottest rising stars of stand-up comedy. Known for captivating audiences with his charismatic charm and infectious energy, his gift for connecting with people from every walk of life has made him a success within the industry. His dynamic stage persona has enabled him a platform to entertain all audiences. David fully acts out his jokes by telling stories people can identify with and relates to the masses because of the spin that he puts on daily life experiences. He jokes most often about the humorous side of growing up, pop-culture, and everyday mishaps. Known as one of the hardest working comics in Los Angeles, David can be seen working almost any venue, in any part of town, on any night of the week.I do my best to be all things to all people, not that I am a people pleaser, I just believe that as human beings, we are all caught in an inescapable network of mutuality bounded together by a single garment of destiny. MLK Jr. For my fellow Los Angeles Unified School District Graduates, that means Human beings are special, treat them with respect. Dont let Karma bite you in the Butt. I want to live life to the full. I believe that if you don’t live that way you are merely wasting time and words of wisdom from my boy 50 Cent, I aint got time to waste. MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Standup Comedy, Dance/Hip Hop and Salsa, Football, Baseball, Track, Basketball, Comedy, Spanish, Music, Politics, Religion, Girls, The Bible, DanceGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people that enjoy life. Life is great If you aint enjoyin it or need to take a pill to do so, you need to figure out whats happenin or hang out with me a bit, Ill hook you up w/ some perspective. I specifically want to meet: comedians, dancers, pretty girls that like to dance and have a good time, political savvy academics, fellow jocks and weekend warriors, God- Fearing Individuals, and anybody else that wants to be my friend. The More Love, The More Happiness

Music:

R and B, Soul, Hip Hop, Gospel, Oldies, Salsa, Marengue, Reggae, Reggaeton, Rap, and Jazz Blue myspace layout

Movies:

Braveheart, Rocky 1-5, Gladiator, Swingers, Ray, Office Space

Television:

I dont have that much time for TV because Im to busy trying to get on it.

Books:

Bible-God, Purpose Driven Life-Rick Warren, Bearing the Cross-MLK Jr., Ghandi-Ghandi, My Life-Bill Clinton, What Should I do with my Life-Po Bronson, The Peoples History of the United States-Howard Zinn, Communist Mannifesto-Marx, The Prince-Machiavelli

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, no doubt number one, Martin Luther King Jr., Ghandi, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, because he has inspired me that I too Can become President one Day, Jamie Foxxx, T.D. Jakes, Joel Osteen, and all people that are doing something great with their Lives.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Blog

Why We Need To Love One Another

"We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality bounded by a single garment of destiny." MLK JR. We all have something to give to one another, from the most famous to the least famous...Everybo...
Posted by David Isaac on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST

Why I Don't Cuss In My Act.....

I dont cuss for a variety of reasons. Words are powerful, the power of life and death, able to steer a person the way a ship is steered by a rutter. Why would salt water then flow from a fresh water s...
Posted by David Isaac on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

Live Life to the Full!!

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the ...
Posted by David Isaac on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:39:00 PST