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Ward

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
-Todd Barry

My Interests

Music, Movies, Tight clothes, the O.C., shoes, my kitties, the Golden Seals, Owning a fucking building

I'd like to meet:

"It was revealed this week that defense lawyer Johnny Cochran was once accused of beating his wife. In his defense Cochran stated, 'Hey, at least I didn't kill her like some people I know.' "
-Norm MacDonald

Music:

ENVY and the Shook Ones

Movies:

Series 7, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Kicking and Screaming, Meet the Parents, Happiness, Seven, Me, Myself & Irene, thebeliever

Television:

Colbert Report, Enterprise, trailer park boys, curb your enthusiasm

Books:

Jack Handy, Tolkien, Raymond E. Fiest, R.A. Salvatore, Tim Waggoner

Heroes:

Charlie Sheen and Bobby Lee, these dudes are super fucking funny

My Blog

rowdyism

today in the shuttle there were two guys talking about Hawkesbury.  one says "i moved out of there because there is only 2 things to do in that town: drink and chase women."  Then the fat gu...
Posted by Ward on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

Turn Off The Lights

Ray Emery made the baddest save ever last night. I recommend you go to NHL.com and check that shit out.  Game 7 is gonna RULE!!!!!
Posted by Ward on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

you were scared

i watched thriller at work todaya couple timei got goose bumpseach time
Posted by Ward on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

you were scared

i watched thriller at work todaya couple timei got goose bumpseach time
Posted by Ward on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

you were scared

i watched thriller at work todaya couple timei got goose bumpseach time
Posted by Ward on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:39:00 PST

The postman live in a box

The only thing worse then an ugly fat chick, is one that drips boogs on your leg while sitting beside her on the bus.
Posted by Ward on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST

the old friends

The best thing in the world is when you aids neighbour knocks on your door to ask you if you want to get high with him cause he is cleaning his apartment.  It was the first time I almos...
Posted by Ward on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

i see that tan line

stupid plumbing problems.  being a big time real estate dude has its draw backs.  like people calling you in the middle of the night cause they cant take a shower.  i fucking hate stone...
Posted by Ward on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST

fat bottom girl

went and saw American Hardcore last night.  I am not sure how there is a soundtrack for the movie because there was only one song played over and over again i am gone to Mexico
Posted by Ward on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:32:00 PST

saturday mornings

I just became president of the golden seals athletic club.  the power is a little over whelming some 3 year old kid yelled out "I want to see the naked guy"  at the last sens game.  i w...
Posted by Ward on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST