dw

gutter kitty

this morning i sneezed all over the bananas at an undisclosed fruit market.   i am still sore from playing soccer 2 days ago and we are playing 4 games this weekend.  i might die. i don...
Posted by dw on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:01:00 PST

yeah you hit me really hard

i almost got into a fight with a homeless junkie this morning.  it all started off by me waking up feeling a bit better and having a pleasant walk to work.  i got a booster juice, talked to ...
Posted by dw on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

you creepy fuckers...

i was just drinking some water from a cup when all of a sudden i randomly looked down and all i could see was a midsized chunk of godknowswhat floating downstream towards my throat. it was like in th...
Posted by dw on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

"utterly bitchin and highly recommended"

i just got new release sheets for the record store and as im flipping through them i come across the DVD release of the worldwide erotic cult hit Womb Raider.  i didnt think this was actually a m...
Posted by dw on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

youll be okay...

two nights ago i was walking home after a show at around midnight and before the music started playing in my headphones i heard a seemingly homeless lady up ahead ask me if i would give her ...
Posted by dw on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

i am leaving

tuesday morning i didnt have time to get booster juice on my way to work so instead i hit up the loeb on rideau street to get my old breakfast favourites consisting of 2 croissants, an apple, a banana...
Posted by dw on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST

flushing at midpee

today while waiting at a dead stop in the grocery store lineup for some asshole to cash in his losing lottery tickets i put down my items on the conveyor because i got sick of holding them. the man i...
Posted by dw on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST

medicine

i have a bleeding peptic ulcer.  i sort of self diagnosed myself but the one symptom i thought i didnt have was shitting blood.  i always assumed that meant you would basically be pissing bl...
Posted by dw on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

its familiar

there is a giant spider running loose in the store.  i saw it last night when i was going to the washroom and couldnt tell if it was a spider or a big cockroach.  today he creeped up on me w...
Posted by dw on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

arcs in the basement

this is the first batch of down time i've had in what feels like forever and i'm at work.  i'm going to be a slumlord soon.  i was thinking about it yesterday and i realized that its been a ...
Posted by dw on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:55:00 PST