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k0ph

KOOLER THAN JESUS

About Me

as of today... 4/23/06... i am now accepting all friend requests... why? because i'm lazy.

huhwhatrightuh. alright.. so... i'm a total walking contradiction... but it is quite O-FUCKING-KAY. i just want everyone to know that i fucking hate myspace.... yes.. i'm aware that i'm a member.. so please refrain from opening your skanky mouth hole to state the obvious. i hate that... in every way. i only sign on every once in a blue moon to stalk my friends and such.... but if you really want to get a hold of me... the best way is through my websites. yes yes yaw.

check out my mother fucking websites.
HTTP://NEON-PUKE.NET HTTP://NEON-BRUISE.NET

My Interests

squirt guns filled with water, urine, blood, lube, hard liquor or beer. chainsaws make me hot. gasmasks. electric tape. beating people up with 22 inch double headeded cyberksin dongs. beating up people on cam. clubs. haunted houses. music. inskadrial rivet skanking. drinking. smoking. provoking others into thought or emotion. doodling. feng shui. numerology. interior design. customizing clothes. hair extensions. making barettes and jewelry. hanging out with my patseh. gaming. hating myspace... but is a member.

I'd like to meet:


i would totally dig meeting TRENT REZNOR. don't get me wrong.. it's not because i want to praise him and/or try to fuck his 41 year old brains out like the common ninnie. this desire withen me is simply due to the fact that i would love to tell him.. mtrez himself.. that he sucks balls. his new album.. wid teef.. sucks balls.. and he should've retired sometime after the fragile was released. then i would grab his contact list and look up al jourgensen.. yes buck fuck satan.. and then tell AL that he sucks for dropping his heroine addiction and even contemplating about quitting the best band... EVER.... MINISTRY. *k0ph* also.. i would have loved it if i had met mitch hedberg... but :( it's too late now. RIP MITCH.

Music:

45 grave. alien sex fiend. nitzer ebb. ministry. skinny puppy. kompressor. the bambi molesters. nin. gary numan. jucifer. nocturne. pigface. mindless self indulgence. aphex twin. viktim. evil mothers. depeche mode. new order. 808 state. dee-lite. revco. missing persons. ladytron. 13th floor elevators. alice cooper. dresden dolls. the aquabats. violent femmes. sinmachine. sneaker pimps. for and almost complete list of my musical artists i dig visit my site here . it consists of genres like industrial, electronica, electroclash, new wave, dark wave, ska, inskadrial, 70's rock, pop, punk, surf, obscure cabaret and show tunes. har. love it.

Movies:

the doom generation, the texas chainsaw massacre (original), the texas chainsaw massacre part two , the smokers , cecil b. demented, party monster , go , pulp fiction , kill bill 1 and 2 , wonderland

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, the graham norton effect, sealab 2021, harvey birdman, brak , south park, happy tree friends, beavis and butthead, ren and stempy, conan o' brien