Heather Malice

how to describe myself in a myspace paragraph? well how about this....i have been voted on numerous occasions as being one of the top 5 most awesome people to meet in a lifetime. i enjoy painting, reading, writing and singing along to songs i dont know the words to. ive seen the future, the geeks were right. i play many instruments, including (but not limited to) the triangle and the tambourine. i am also a hailed kazoo champion. i hold all the top scores. im always down for a spur-of-the-moment camping/road trip as long as i dont have to be at work =) i also like going to rock shows, art exhibits, museums, operas and musicals. i have a couple strange obsessions, namely dr seuss and the muppets, dont ask. im a total sucker for COMIC BOOKS!! im not a really big gamer, only because if i play one that i like i get totally and completely absorbed in it. (i.e. i ignore all hygienic and monetary responsibility until ive conquered every bad guy.) i REALLY dont like most people, they make me giggle as i remember the movie "soylent green". i love with everything i have even though things never seem to work out the way id hoped. i yell and curse a lot, even if im not mad. i dont keep score, im a very generous person and im always willing to help friends and family where im able.
Cannibal Flesh Riot! a film about food (Trailer 1)
"life is, by its very definition, often quite sad, the challenge for all of us is to let ourselves be sad without letting our sadness turn to depression...sadness looks out on the world and those we love and grieves that things are not better; things are supposed to be better...depression greives but takes it out on ourselves. blaming ourself for the ways the world sucks." ~J. Salbado
who would i like to meet?
the person who will sell me this house, stripes and all because i HATE painting houses!! yeah...that lawnmower too, thats a sick lawnmower. i could totally roll with that.