Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy

About Me

Thee Slob is a singer.
Thee Slob is a songwriter.
Thee Slob is an artist.
Thee Slob is an ordained minister.
Thee Slob probably hates you.

THEE OBSCENE

My Interests

Old Crow, Marlboro Cigarettes, Insomnia, Comic Books, The Apocalypse, Noise, Death, Hate, Conspiracy Theories, Tofu, Religion, The Occult, Serial-Killers

I'd like to meet:

Patrick Bateman

Music:

Thee Obscene, The Mummies, Turbonegro, Hank III, The Dwarves, Billy Childish, The Raveonettes, Mojo Nixon, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Hasil Adkins, Hank Williams, Blood Brothers, Chuck Berry, Beastie Boys, Flipper, Screeching Weasel, The Queers, The Hives, Lou Reed, Death From Above 1979, David Bowie, Old 97's, Th' Legendary Shackshakers, The Minutemen, The Monistats, Screamin Jay Hawkins, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Architects Of Fear, Agent Orange, Cramps, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, David Allan Coe, Merle Haggard, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley

Movies:

American Psycho, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Clay Pigeons, Toxic Avenger IV

Television:

The Office, Reno 911, Arrested Development, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Books:

American Psycho, Punk is a Four Letter Word, Armed to the Teeth with Lipstick

Heroes:

Peter Parker

My Blog

the heartbreak kid

i tell ya baby that ive lost my mind, im living life on borrowed timeso hold me close, and dont let goand i wont be useless, anymoreyou say youve never met a man like me, i say a broken heart dont com...
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:37:00 PST

DOUBLE CROSS!!

you say im paranoid but baby, im just an honest man. i check my back for daggers, 'cause you put em in yer friends. you see this devil's gotta memory, so just watch yer back. i should have seen it fuc...
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:47:00 PST

Son Of Perdition

well im a son of perdition, just an asshole drinkin' bleachtryin' to cleanse my own soul, cuz salvation isnt freebut i aint wearin no crown of thorns upon my headand ive asked the greatest questions, ...
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

friction

i dont know what it is about you, that drives this man insanei dont know what it is about you girl, but you drive this man insanean' so im goin through yer things, i got yer panties on my faceyou know...
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:16:00 PST

...and the band played on.

i have this hungry feeling, and man you know im ready to gocome a little bit closer baby, i wanna stop my heart for youdeath is just the beginning, of what, i wanna doso shake it closer baby, i wanna ...
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

Venus of the Red Tide

i wanna break yer female heart, until i see some bloodyea, for 40 days and 40 nights, yer love will be my flood you are my venus... of the red tide... 28 can seem so long girl, when you need lov...
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

My Love is Dead

i slit my wrists, im fading fast, my heart aches12 more seconds to gomy face is pale, my babys dead, my hand shakes11 more seconds to go! go! go!i got static veins, my heart still aches, my love is de...
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

Gimme what you got... (for the hearing impaired)

yea im a shit talking, motherfucking son of a bitch... you want it sonic? then i'll turn up the pitch! I am infected, my heads a plague, my words are aids- You got it!? woah oh oh, i gotta go go go .....
Posted by Thee Slob As: Thee Urban Cowboy on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 12:18:00 PST