Life is too short to not go through it with a laugh. I have a good time. =)
My name is Bruce and I have found the following interesting:
- Pretending (with friends) to be raptors, screeching, hopping, with little raptor claws and all
- Promoting "Lei Day" on campus
- Being a wiener vendor raising money to fight cancer (you can't talk smack since I was doing it for a good cause)
- Embarrass Yourself-Offs
- Successfully using my masculine wiles to win over the fairer sex
- Knowing when I'm not winning any kind of sex and going through with it anyway
- Falling on myself, tripping into ditches, petting people, and waking up in the morning with scars (these things are connected)
- Adopting the Tucker Max Death Mix
- Helping start a Fraternity
- Creating a thriving political party in the hopes of a despotic rule (we were affectionately known as the Pants Party)
- Pants Part II: Speaking to the media and writing press releases and debating... as the pants party
- Pants Part III: Walking around with pants hanging down from a ten foot tall crucifix looking dealio
- Cheap drinks, shots, sake bombs in NYC and every other city... and then finding my way home after
- Waterslides. Nuff' said!
- Leaving voicemails when I probably shouldn't. Have you been a victim?
All the while, I'm actually a very mature individual. =)
