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5 billion years too soon...

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!

About Me

It's all just a blink in a cosmic eye..
Orange...
Yeah, that's right.I am a "po"-Bro of The LoDD (werd), the Episkopos of the O..W.C (despite what it thinks), a Tsar, a Pope, and a caterpillar. I am, you are, we all are between 1 and 10 x10^13 beings in one and the manifestation of 14 billion years of an evolving universe-the descendents of a single cell named "Bob". I stand agape(pun?) at our own reflection momentarily before the still image is broken and "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!" is exclaimed.
I've learned that magic isn't what you do but who you are. Though remember that in bizarro world everything is true and nothing is permitted so thank Eris that you're here after all.the punchlineYou hear it all the time - Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!
Their Grey-faced epiphenomena are no match for the devastating power the rotating tensor of change, with all the hurricanes of personal evolution at its many heels.*slaps hands* YEs! and remember schism-aspects showing through ||smiles|| of lost joys, of lost tears, of lost selves, of lost loves, (of lost chairs) always hiding where we're not looking... glimpses of the way things Used to be and the way things Never will be (Can never be) again even if they were Reborn and we were Reborn and all of creation coalesced together in an infinite reverie of reverbertating thoughts and souls and selves and and and..
(remember to Digest your schism-selves as too many beings in one has been known to cause night sweats, erectile disfunction, cancer, blood in the urine, stroke, and death. Recalling that They-Are-They and You-Are-You even if you may have thought otherwise Some.Time.Ago. is the first step towards recovery.)
..And those GodDamned chairs...And So On...Although much of the chaos may be gone, the information still remains in the alley-hued ruins of a shadowy neural sequence-a mask burried deep within a whole lot of hair. The reduction now lays not within Slack and incarnate confusion so much as in Slacklessness and Babylonian subversion. The whirling gods of progress and non-gelatenous dairy gum-based beverages may still have had a hand in the affair.While the greeness of the grass may appear for but the instant of a life, the instant of knowing the master who makes it so is ever smaller and more fleeting.While the punchline is always left out despite its importantance... ..

My Interests

8 Systems Theory , 1000 Blank White Cards, Yoshitaka Amano, Astral Projection, Astro Physics, "Babylon to Zion" Hero Quest, the Bicameral Mind, the Calculus, Carnivorous Plants , Cats named Chookie, Cephalopods , Cthulhu Mythos, Chaos, Collective Unconscious, Complex Numbers, Cosmos, Dancing Mindlessly, David Firth Animations , Drawing, Dressing up (Not in that way silly), Driving to the ends of creation, Dr. Seuss, Dungeons and Dragons, Eris Discordia, fnord , Formative Causation, fulgurous exhalation conglobed in a cloud by the circumfused humor , Neil Gaiman, General Semantics, Genetics, Gnosis, HGA, Hodge, HP Lovecraft, HR Giger, Immanentizing the Eschaton, Italics, Dave McKean, Memetics, Metaprogramming, M-Theory, NLP, Platypi, Podge, Psychotronics, Reality Tunnels, Nicholas Roerich, RPGs, Saving the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus , Slack , S.M.I 2 .L.E., Sneezing, sombunall, Synchronisity, Stincles, Tao, Nikola Tesla, Thee Humor, Waking Up, Walruses, Zen

I'd like to meet:


Dreamers and Discordians. Grounded spiritualists and optimistic aetheists. Randists and existentialists. Physicists and Psychics. Forward thinkers and backwards speakers. NO CABBAGES!!! Seussians, and, above all else, individuals...Or at least the appearance of individualism... and below all else, those who just ask to be added without conversation...
DON'T SPEAK IN CAPS AND DON'T TYPE IN MORE THAN A 5" VOICE!!! The fnord.

Music:

:Wumpscut:, *Aboriginal*, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk, Aspects of Physics, assemblage 23, autechre, Björk, Black Japan , Boards of Canada , Johnny Cash, cEvin Key , Chris Clark , coder23, Conjure One, Covenant, Crass, cut.rate.box, cyrusrex, Das Ich, Delerium, Doubting Thomas, downLOAD , Easy Star All-Stars, Electric Hellfire Club, Explosions in the Sky, Four Tet, Front 242, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Golden Horde, Haloblack, Helium Vola, Imogen Heap, Keiichi Suzuki, KMFDM/MDFMK, Luke Vibert (& BJ Cole), Male or Female, Matmos , Modest Mouse, Múm, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, ohGr, Otto Von Schirach , Paul Pena, Phil Western, Philip Glass, Pig, Pigface, Plaid , platEAU , Praga Khan, Psychic TV, Rammstein, Ravi Shankar, R v l , RX, *Shamanic*, Sigur Rós, Skinny Puppy , Slick Idiot, The Soft Pink Truth , Taraf de Haïdouks, The Tear Garden, Tracy Chapman, Tuvan Throat Singing, VNV Nation, Woody Guthrie.

Movies:

Apocolypse Now, Billy's Balloons by Don Hertzfeldt, Blue Velvet, Clerks, Doctor Strangelove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Five Deadly Venoms, Gozu, Harold and Maud, Kundun, Little Buddha, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Mallrats, Maybe Logic, MirrorMask, Mononoke Hime, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python's And Now for Something Completely Different, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt, Snatch, The Triplets of Belleville, Young Frankenstein

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beast Machines, The Chapelle Show, Cowboy BeBop, The Critic, Family Guy, Earth Final Conflict, FLCL, Frisky Dingo, Full Metal Alchemist, Futurama, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Home Movies, Kids in the Hall, The League of Gentlemen, The Lone Gunmen, Melenium, Metalocolypse, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ren and Stimpy (mainly the first season), Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, Simpsons (Old), Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Twilight Zone (old series), The Upright Citizen's Brigade , The Venture Brothers, The X-Files (before Mulder left)

Books:

Peter Carroll - Liber Null, Psychonaut
KC Cole - the Hole in the Universe - How Scientists peered over the edge of emptiness and found everything
Don DeLillo - White Noise
William Edelen - Spirit Dance, Towards the Mystery
Neil Gaiman - American Gods, The Sandman, The Wolves in the Walls
John Gribbon - In Search of Schrödinger's Cat
Douglas Hofstadter - Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid
Michio Kaku - Parallel Worlds
Malaclypse the Younger - The Principia Discordia
George Orwell - 1984
Sheila Ostrander and Lynn Schroeder - Psychic Discoveries Behind the Iron Curtain
David Chethlahe Paladin - Painting the Dream
William "the bard" Shakespeare - Julius Caesar, MacBeth, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet
Sophocles - Oedipus Rex, Antigone
The Subgenius Foundation - The Book of the SubGenius
J.R.R. Tolkien - The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Peter Tompkins and Christopher Bird - The Secret Life of Plants
Robert Anton Wilson - The Cosmic Trigger, The New Inquisition, Prometheus Rising, Schrödinger's Cat - The Universe Next Door

Heroes:

Eris the homewrecker , JR "Bob" Dobbs, Joshua Norton

My Blog

Were all out for ourselves -

- make that a point from which you find your own strength.
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:56:00 PST

Maybe we’re all a little off the mass shell...

The overlording carapass of a worldview no longer valid under current transformations, The distrusting mantid fear of an alien eye gazing in upon unseeable legs of a mass anihilation, The closed ...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST

Multiyoinked...

"PorcelanPore-cI-Lan Masks that is. Drain-damaged-lead-based-paint of souls. They say it killed the Romans. I don't know who they would be.Ever get that feeling that you're being watched? Well I don't...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:37:00 PST

Given Strange Eons...

So an Erisian and Anerisian instance walked into a bar and manifested together into something somewhat resembling a Taoist Yin and Yang, though of course much more profound and full of zazz, in c...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

This is not a sentence.

Where the jagged eyes of self perception gaze in on this land where beauty bears more thorns. Laying in the void between synchronisities - the placeholder of a life unlived. Those hateful words appear...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:45:00 PST

Eternality...

In 5 Billion years time we look to the sky to realize something's missingWe've only lost a denomination - a Messier object - but have gained a friend, a better halfAs a Billion new blue stars bur...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:07:00 PST

Transitory Masks...

The morphic clay of a living maskOrganic and evolving now dried and hardFrozen hereafter in its final formAs the pieces clash together like a portal gateClosing in behind the last known pathA foreign ...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST

Erwin Schrödinger haunts my dreams...

[-(?/2m)Ñ2 - Zke2/r]y(r,q,f) = Ey(r,q,f) says ???|y(r,q,f)|2r2drsinqdqdf = 1 where y(r,q,f) = CnlmRnl(r)Ylm(q,f)while Rnl(r) = Anle-Zr/a0nrlLnl(r/a0)...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

a long, long way, a long time ago...

Check It!...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST

The Top 20 reasons Jamie sucks...

20. She smells19. She's fat18. She wears big jewelry17. She has a stupid hat16. She has red hair15. She's a psychology major14. She wears big boots13. She's sick all the time12. She's from Georgia11. ...
Posted by 5 billion years too soon... on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:29:00 PST