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sprite, penguins (and the women who love them), fashion design, corey feldman (circa 1989-1991), crispin glover, michael ian black, michael showalter, david wain, body modification, being crafty, film studies, saloons, painting pieces of furniture/doors, brian and cooper's, vintage clothing, reconstructing clothing, cosmetics, bicycles, filthy cities (ie. new york city and los angeles), naps, bust magazine, photography, hollywood's studio/star system, gooski's, heinz ketchup, traveling, dance parties, stella, guinea pigs, bunnies, zines, (making) collages, thrift stores, nintendo/super nintendo, gaudy jewelry, the aesthetic qualities of a cassette, ebay, tetris, not suffering fools gladly
bruce mcculloch and corey feldman look-a-likes circa 1989-1991.
the angels, antony and the johnsons, apes, april march, arab on radar, avenue d, bikini kill, birthday party, bis, blur, butthole surfers, can, nick cave & the bad seeds, chinese stars, clinic, daisy chainsaw, the cramps, dead kennedys, the decemberists, deerhoof, del the funkyhomosapien, depeche mode, dresden dolls, earth, elastica, electrocute, brian eno, enon, epoxies, ex models, exploding hearts, the faint, faith no more, fantomas, bryan ferry, fever, fischerspooner, flying saucer attack, serge gainsbourg, gang of four, girlschool, go sailor, gorilla angreb, grand buffet, gravy train!!!!, guitar wolf, handsome boy modeling school, harry merry, hawnay troof, jesus & mary chain, joan jett (& the blackhearts), wanda jackson, joy division, king adora, the knife, le tigre, les georges leningrad, magnetic fields, makers, massive attack, mc5, metric, mission of burma, moldy peaches, monkees, motley crue, mudhoney, new order, new york dolls, klaus nomi, gary numan, oneida, dolly parton, peaches, phiilliip, the pixies, placebo, portishead, primal scream, pulp, queen adreena, quintron & miss pussycat, rachel stamp, rasputina, redd kross, roxy music, seconds, the smiths, sparks, ssion, stereo total, suede, that dog, thompson twins, tracy + the plastic, t. rex, tsol, velvet underground, tom waits, xbxrx, yaz, ze malibu kids ...
directors;
billy wilder, john waters, werner herzog, david lynch, rainer werner fassbinder, sergio leone, douglas sirk, jean-luc godard, orson welles
individual films;
band of outsiders, blue velvet, the burbs, cemetery man, cry baby, desperate teenage lovedolls, head, hedwig and the angry inch, house of yes, peeping tom, rubin and ed, shadow of a doubt, shallow grave, some like it hot, stroszek, the third man, velvet goldmine, videodrome, wet hot american summer, wild at heart, wild zero, written on the wind
absolutely fabulous, the adventures of pete and pete, aqua teen hunger force, black adder, bottom, degrassi junior high, degrassi high, degrassi: the next generation, fawlty towers, harvey birdman, alfred hitchcock presents, kids in the hall, league of gentlemen, little britain, melrose place, the monkees, ren and stimpy, the state, stella, strangers with candy, twin peaks, upright citizens brigade, young ones
specific works;
mikhail bulgakov - "heart of a dog"; joe meno - "hairstyles of the damned" & "the boy detective fails"; richard simmons - "still hungry after all these years"
i also enjoy various short story anthologies.
michael showalter, jayne mansfield