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O.·.W·.·C

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

O.·.W·.·C or Ordo Wombatula Celestia (the Order of the Heavenly Wombat) is a reality founded under the principles as outlined in the infernal text of the Necrowombicon. A joke taken too far (by one who shouldn't be allowed to hear jokes in the first place) the Necrowombicon now exists as a Discoridian catalyst, a foundation of the everlasting Chao, and a becon of the dire horrors that dwell within us and beyond us in realities 90 degrees to our own. The Order is dedicated to everything and nothing in particular and will go to great lengths (and minute ones) to see that its interests are maintained.The Order is whatever you believe it to be and nothing that you think it is.HARK! AND THEE LORD SPAKE IN CAPS.Go eat a hotdog on a Friday.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Order wants YOU!
(or perhaps someone you know or have seen on the street)
To join the Order just send 5 proofs of purchase to your congresshuman and lick the next light post that you see (just to show it who's boss).If no light posts can be found, then make a sandwhich and give it to a homeless person.
NO CABBAGES ALLOWED!!!!!
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The Walrus Lord Sir. Pepperdere, Eris goddess of Discordia (just so I could give her what's coming), St. Gulik, very small rocks...

My Blog

Behold! My crappy ascii diagrams...

*Cycle of Ideas* psychic reality ¡--> Thought Forms ---¢ | ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Apr 2004 09:45:00 GMT

It's Indulgence Time...

Repeat after Me: Spectacles, Testicles, Brandy, Cigars. You are now absolutely infallible and excommunicate every other Discordian Pope you meet because we Discordians must stick apart. You had ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Apr 2004 00:17:00 GMT

Its all just a joke - laugh...

My symbol is just a joke, don't you See? Its a parody on what I stand for and what I believe. Its a parody of what EVERYONE Else believes. Its a parody of what I believe sometimes hahaha. The all seei...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Apr 2004 14:46:00 GMT

Non-simultaneous simultanity...

If I am the one creating universe by observing it, if my observations tune-in parts of the world, and my thoughts reach out and not only affect the future, but the past - then the street is not one wa...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Mar 2004 17:00:00 GMT

Nuts and you...

Not only are nuts valuable sources of nutrition but they can also help solve many of life's little problems. For a bigger problem, consult a bigger nut.
Posted by on Sat, 27 Mar 2004 13:17:00 GMT

Complex numbers...

Ahh sweet mathematics! It seems to me to be a truely mystical experience. Why, when using imaginary numbers it reminds me of great fantasy novels dealing with the kingdoms of Fey folk, spirits, eld...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Mar 2004 13:16:00 GMT

Books...

Inspiration can come from many sources. We have inspiration all around us, we just don't always see it. Sometimes it requires a certain mindset, a certain concordance of circumstances of situation in ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:48:00 GMT