Nov. 24 at the end!

well, my name pretty much says it all. Chris and I have a very abusive relationship. I knew right off the bat I hated him when he started blasting shitty annoying techno music through my speakers. I thought I would give him a chance though, maybe I need to get know him I thought. 2 weeks later he and his friend jay were making me speed through cornfields and through 4 wheeler trails while blasting house remixes of Barry White songs at the blue springs plantation in Albany Georgia. It's cool though, cuz on the way back home I blew my waterpump and cost Chris $700. Since then I also made him replace my transmission, head gasket, brakes, wiring harness, O2 sensors, struts, rear bushings, control arms, and many many many other things. But it's still not enough. That lazy bastard needs to get out and start making money so he can buy me nicer things. I want some sharp looking wheels and AMG bumpers, but chris will never do it. He did get me that Autopc, but I became bored with that and opend my sunroof in a bad part of downtown and let someone take it. I swear to god chris, if you don't give me a fucking bath soon, I'll make you back into a dumptruck for a 2nd time.