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Josh

It doesn't really matter if I'm wrong, I'm right. Where I belong I'm right where I belong. -The Beat

About Me

What's up, I'm Josh. I seem shy and quiet, but it's all a front. I'm way cooler than you and I know it; I'm just polite and don't like to show off. I say "dude" and drop f-bombs way too often. I'm a music snob. I overuse commas. I'm not sure if overuse should be hyphenated. Over-use? Oh well. I'm really skinny, but I eat a ton. I can blurt out sports statistics like nobody's business. I actually think that's cool, too. I can be quite a smartass. In fact, if I'm not making fun of you, it's most likely because I don't like you. However, if you can dish it back at me, I'll probably love you forever. Moving on, I like hammocks, cool ranch doritos, concerts, new socks, witty conversation, days where I have no obligations or plans, freshly washed sheets, sushi, driving around with the windows and top down with a good cd in the stereo, and chilling with friends while drinking cheap wine. I don't like spiders, smoking, loud people, knowing that I have to work tomorrow, thick french fries, swimming in the ocean, and I recently developed a deep hate of Lance Armstrong, but I won't get into that right now.

My Interests

Catherine's with C's, watching basketball and football, obsessing over Porsches, food/wine, making fun of everything and everyone (nothing is safe), learning how to play poker, your mom, Red Bull and vodka, convincing people they need to chill out, pretending I can dance, throwing the biggest and the best parties ever, karaoke, sleeping, driving around just to drive around, sub sandwiches, and sushi...

I'd like to meet:

Your momma.

Music:

U2 is the greatest band on the face of the earth, but I also dig the Chili Peppers, Outkast, Radiohead, Dave, Phish, Travis, Weezer, REM, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Norah Jones, Wes Cunningham, Smashing Pumpkins, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Ben Folds, Beatles, G Love and Special Sauce, Flaming Lips, Blind Melon, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, John Mayer Trio, Counting Crows, Live, Better Than Ezra, David Gray, Fiona Apple, Cold Play, Bob Marley, The Cure, Oasis, Rage, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Robert Bradley and the Blackwater Surprise, Jason Mraz, and P Funk.

Movies:

Good Will Hunting, Grosse Pointe Blank, Old School, Swingers, High Fidelity, Zoolander, Traffic, Almost Famous, Love Actually, Great Expectations, The Silence of the Lambs trilogy, Blow, Boiler Room, American History X, As Good As It Gets, Pulp Fiction, Rounders, Vanilla Sky, the Godfather trilogy, Go, Can't Hardly Wait.

Television:

Entourage is my favorite. I seriously look forward to it all week. Law & Order is great too.

Heroes:

My liver. I mean, it takes all kinds of punishment and never complains. What a trooper, my liver. Oh, and Bono. He's a badass by any definition.

My Blog

Oh, my f'ng toe!

So yesterday I was trying to walk up the stairs, when I tripped and smashed my big toe into 37 pieces.  Seriously, my now-mangled toe is 4 different shades of purple and so swollen it's almost im...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

Dear Subway Jared,

Jared, I'm tired of seeing your face on tv.  Glad you lost the weight, but I want you out of commercials.  I realize I don't know you in real life, but in "tv world," you're an asshole, and ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

What a fucking sham!

Boneless chicken wings, oh boneless chicken wings, As I watch tv, your praises Chili's doth sing.But what I don't understand, and what others don't get,Aren't you just a fancy name attatched to a chic...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:23:00 PST

What the hell???

All day I've been looking forward to getting up in the morning to go to work, walking out to my car, and being completely unable to get out of my neighborhood because of the inches of snow and ice tha...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:36:00 PST

Long time, no blog...

Ok, I just noticed I haven't posted a blog since May, and much has happened since then... I moved into a badass condo with Dave, Kiah, and Jacob, and I love it. Come over sometime- there's more than a...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:53:00 PST

So yeah, I met Bono...

Ok, so last week I went to Chicago for a couple days to see a U2 show. Well, the day of the show, David and I were walking down Michigan Avenue to go to Comp USA so I could check my email when I saw ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yessssssssssss!

So this morning I reluctantly got my lazy booty out of bed and went to church. As I'm sitting there waiting for the service to start, the band plays a U2 song. When church was over, I came home and ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DUDE!

Ok, so I'm out bowling tonight with everyone from work, and as I go up to bowl, I look up at the monitors to check out the scores. Do you know what I saw? There was U2, on an ipod commercial! How f...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who's the boss?

Ok, so last night I had this dream that I was talking to David about how Conan is going to replace Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. I was telling him how pumped I was about the change, when David inform...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn.

So for the last week I've been on this Dave Matthews kick. It's been weird because I haven't listened to him much at all since last year when his concert sucked, but anyway, I digress. I was listenin...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST