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Dr. Skankenstein

Aw, baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone.

About Me


I am a huge geek. I want to love you up.

My Interests

Brain Damage.

I'd like to meet:

F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!

Music:

The Reverend Horton Heat, Reel Big Fish, MU330, 12 Cents for Marvin, Wanda Jackson, Johnny Cash, Hank III, Hot Hot Heat, The Hives, Rancid, No Use For a Name, NoFX, The Groovie Ghoulies, Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees, Pantera, Weezer, Motorhead, Suburban Legends, The Clash, Bob Marley, Go Jimmy Go, Mad Caddies, The Weakerthans, The Ramones, Rx Bandits, Slightly Stoopid, Skatalites, Planet Smashers, Against All Authority, Bouncing Souls, Less Than Jake, They Might Be Giants, Public Enemy, Teen Idols, Queen, Mustard Plug, The Toasters, Mr. T Experience, Hi-Standard, Buddy Holly, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, The Beatles, The Hippos, The Mountain Goats, Bomb the Music Industry!, Sublime, Operation Ivy, Metallica, Gogol Bordello, the Phenomenauts, MxPx, Suicide Machines, The Living End, Elvis Costello

Movies:

Favorites include: Star Wars (episodes IV-VI), Memento, Oldboy, anything Troma touches is gold, especially Terror Firmer, Tromeo & Juliet, and The Toxic Avenger (pts. 1 and 4), Dodgeball, Eurotrip, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Taxi Driver, Le Samourai, Dead & Breakfast, American History X, Orgazmo, BASEketball, Shaun of the Dead, the Nightmare on Elm Street series, the Friday the 13th series, Something Wicked This Way Comes, the Hallowe'en Tree, The City of Lost Children

Television:

Spongebob or whatever's on Cinemax after 10.

Books:

Ray Bradbury, Tim O'Brien, R.A. Salvatore, Stephen King, Forgotten Realms, Franz Kafka, Christopher Moore, T.S. Eliot, Jeffrey Ethan Lee, Federico Garcia Lorca, badass graphic novels (not Manga... that shit sucks)

Heroes:

My dad, Beans, Luke Sywalker

My Blog

Boredom

Sometimes when I get bored, I go through OKCupid and look at all the supposed matches.  I should probably stop, though, since it quickly becomes an exercise in "never gonna happen."  These p...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:03:00 PST

23

So I just poured my heart out about how I haven't changed in any of the ways I said I would and how hurt, confused, and sad I am about the way my last relationship ended.  Then I accidentally hit...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Yes.

Hear the lonesome Whiperwill, He sounds too blue to fly. The midnight train is whining low I'm so lonesome I could cry. I've never seen a night so long When time goes crawling by; The moon just went ...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:09:00 PST

Old!

Maybe I'm just an old coot with a porch but no shotgun, but holy hell does the music kids listen to blow goat balls.  I was watching the recap on VH1 of their countdown, and every single song was...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

And now for something completely different!

So Bryan and I made a video.  It's dumb.  We talk about vaginas and whackin it.  And peeing on people. The Dangers of Facial Hair...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

Another Pretentious Diatribe

It's 5 AM.  I'm tired.  But I can't/won't sleep.  I just read a book.  Yes, an entire book.  It makes me feel kind of tingly when I do that.  My eyes kind of hurt.  ...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:34:00 PST

Stand Up

Today of all days should be a reminder to everyone of the true nature of America.  Today represents America's unyielding cry for freedom.  This day represents struggle, victory, blood, tears...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

hummina hummina hummina

What a month!  I haven't had internets in my room for about a month and a half.  Tough life, I know, but hey, when one grows accustomed to something, he or she misses it when it's gone. ...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:28:00 PST

Rumination from the UC

Here I sit at the UC, contemplating life, death, and most things inbetween.  I'm moving soon, which will be a giant pain in my ass, as I still have to clean, pack, and get ready while at the same...
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:33:00 PST

Crappity Crap

Well, I haven't had internet for a while.  So if you're all missing the Drewness, rest assured I will be back online posthaste. And don't worry... there's enough Drew to go around.
Posted by Dr. Skankenstein on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:35:00 PST