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♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣

( o.o) And the clown button is just a clown. Enjoy it ~Stewie Griffin~ ^(O.O)^

About Me

"We will return return to our feature presentation after a word from our dancing chick and his backup dancers with his version of 'Kitchen Utensils' "

So it's my profile, you found me. Yay for you. My bday's in Nov (Beware: SCORPIO... and a chinese tiger), I'm 5'6" or so, I have long brown hair, & hazel eyes.....etc etc etc.

I have tons of hobbies, I love my friends, & yes, tonight I'm going to write like a really boring default message. I'm a sucker for foreign languages, hott cars, fashion, the great outdoors, & art. N-e-whoo, I'll talk at ya later, cuz I have more important things to do...

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My Interests

*∗* Spending time with my fiance. He really is the greatest guy around. He is my twin soul

*∗*my other page is HERE! Check it out! It's full of awesome artists, bands, comedians, businesses, etc!

*∗*Gymnastics and Dance

*∗*Camping

*∗*Modeling & sometimes acting

*∗*Making people laugh & being a complete dork

*∗*Trying new things

*∗*Most water sports

*∗*Music (I've always wanted to start my own band, but who hasn't?)

*∗*Art, especially painting things like chairs, making collages, scrapbooks, & designing clothes

*∗*I have this weird passion & talent for planning weddings

*∗*Softball & soccer

*∗*Going & watching sports live (I don't like TV sports)

*∗*Traveling around the world

*∗*Spending any & all time with my fiance

*∗*Hanging out & reading while curling up with my kitties & hot caramel apple cider

*∗*I LOVE dancing

*∗*Watching all kinds of movies & fantasizing. Especially funny, sci fi (thx 2 bf), scary movies, & ones with good fashion, music, or special effects

*∗*Drawing & coloring

*∗*Learning about making web sites & playing with HTML

*∗*Languages!!!!

*∗*Bike riding, roller blading, skateboarding, ice skating, etc...

*∗*My fiance, being the awesome mechanic & racer he is, taught me how to drive (I think he secretly regrets it) & now I'm OBSESSED!!!! I love driving! I love pretending like I'm all bad & fast, & pretending that I know something about what makes a car tick

*∗*Creating new things, learning new things, meeting new people

*∗*Cooking & Sewing

*∗*Figuring out how things work

*∗*Reading

*∗*Doing mani/pedis, typical girl stuff

*∗*Running my toes through the sand & acting like a lil kid

*∗*I naturally mold myself to peoples' personalities. It's not that I'm changing my personality, it's that I kinda bring out another part of it without meaning to.

*∗*Roller coasters ROCK!!!!!!!

*∗*Hanging out with my friends & lil sisters (they rock too!)

*∗*SHOPPING!!! OMG SHOPPING!!! I swear it's built into my genes, especially places like Charlotte Russe, Buffalo Exchange, Hot Topic (sometimes has good stuff, way overpriced tho), Victoria's Secret, Fredericks of Hollywood, Castle Boutique, & all these places online u can shop:
www.TantrikSurf.com
www.BustedTees.com
www.Trashy.com
www.Gen-Why.com
(more to come)

*∗*Ever since I got my belly button pierced, I had to get more, so now I'm at 6, & only 1 in each ear. Soon to change. Sucks that my body likes to take forever to heal, though.

*∗*Soon I'm going to start on my tattoos, but I wanna wait til I have them all set up right where I want them; they have to fit together.(I'm OCD like that)

*∗*Astrology

Sun Sign: Scorpio
Sun 20° Scorpio 22' Scorpio Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Aries
Moon 11° Aries 11' Aries Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Gemini
Ascendant 0° Gemini 04' Gemini Horoscope
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I'd like to meet:

***Angelina Jolie
***Reese Witherspoon
***Kate Mara
***Jayma Mays
***Rachel McAdams
***Isla Fisher
***Mila Kunis
***Mena Suvari
***Evan Rachel Wood
***Ashley Scott
***Haylie Duff
***Hilary Duff
***Michelle Trachtenberg
***Mika Boorem
***Hayden Panettiere
***Amy Smart
***Keira Knightly
***All the SuicideGirls
***Jennifer Love Hewitt
***Amanda Bynes
***Natalie Portman
***Shakira
***LeeLee Sobieski
***Yulia & Elena from t.A.T.u
***Amy Smart
***Hanna Verboom

Yum!! Oh, Oops, you meant MEET, not take and keep in my closet all to myself if given the chance??? Ok, Ok, here:

***N-e-one from n-e-band I like!!!!

***N-e-one who'll keep me laughing &/or interested (bear with me, I have a short attention span)

***ROBIN WILLIAMS!!!

***Carlos Mencia

***Brian Regan

***Dennis Leary

***N-e-1 else I haven't met yet.....

***David Blaine

***Budda, Confucius, The Dalai Lhama, the original creator of the Kama Sutra (Siddhartha)

***Lady Godiva

***Elizabeth Bathory

***Leonardo DaVinci

***The Used, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Simple Plan, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Eat World, The Black Eyed Peas... pretty much any of my fav bands, I guess

Music:

Ball of Kerrymuir
By Jim Croche


Four and twenty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

There was recking in the parlour
And fucking on the stairs
You could hardly see the carpet
For a mass of curly hairs.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

There was fucking in the kitchen
And fucking in the hall
You couldn't hear the music
For the clanging of the balls.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The village plumber, he was there
He felt an awful fool
He'd come eleven leagues or more
and forgot to bring his tool.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The chinese student, he was there
He couldn't get a ride
'Cause all the cunts went up and down
Instead from side to side.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The village idiot, he was there
He did his silly trick
He pulled his foreskin over his head
And vanished into his prick

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The village cripple, he was there
He wasn't up to much
He put them up against the wall
And fucked them with his crutch.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The vicars wife, well she was there
She was sitting by the fire
Knitting rubber johnnies
Out of old India-rubber tyres.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The chimney sweeper, now he was there
But he soon got the boot
Fot every time he farted
He filled the room with soot.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The blacksmith's brother, he was there
A mighty man was he
He lined them up against the wall
And fucked them three by three.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The mayor's daughter she was there
She had the crowd in fits
A-jumping off the mantle piece
And bouncing off her tits.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

The village postman, he was there
The poor man had the pox
He couldn't reach the lassies
So he fucked the letterbox.

. Balls to your partner
. Arse against the wall
. If you've never been had
. On a saturday night
. You've never been had at all.

And when the ball was over
They all went home to rest
The music had been exquisite
But the fucking was the best.

Movies:

*∗*The Big White
*∗*National Treasure I & II
*∗*The Drunken Master
*∗*Indiana Jones
*∗*The Golden Compass
*∗*Juno
*∗*Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
*∗*Sweeney Todd
*∗*Office Space
*∗*Waiting
*∗*Mall Rats
*∗*Clerks & Clerks II
*∗*Dogma
*∗*Ironman
*∗*Hot Rod
*∗*Shaun of the Dead
*∗*Hot Fuzz
*∗*Superbad
*∗*Transformers
*∗*Southland Tales
*∗*5th Element
*∗*Death Proof
*∗*Planet Terror
*∗*Stephen King's The Stand
*∗*Longest Yard
*∗*Running Scared
*∗*Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium
*∗*Harry Potter Movies
*∗*Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle
*∗*Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
*∗*Eurotrip
*∗*Princess Diaries & Ella Enchanted (lil kid stuff, I know, but then again, I AM a girl)
*∗*Batman Begins (ONLY for the bridge jumper.......purrrrrrr vvvvrrrrrroooommmm)
*∗*Saw & Saw II
*∗*Practical Magic
*∗*The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
*∗*Legally Blonde I & II
*∗*Underworld
*∗*Firefly & Serenity
*∗*Rose Red
*∗*The Notebook!
*∗*The Corpse Bride
*∗*The Nightmare Before Christmas
*∗*Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
*∗*Edward Scissorhands
*∗*Pirates of the Caribbean
*∗*From Hell
*∗*Harry Potter
*∗*Beetlejuice (was my fav movie when I was little)
*∗*Annie (the original)
*∗*Filmed version of Les Miserables
*∗*Moulin Rouge
*∗*The Labrynth
*∗*The Dark Crystal
*∗*The People Under The Stairs
*∗*Girl Next Door
*∗*Hook
*∗*The Crow: Salvation
*∗*Kingdom of Heaven
*∗*Vanity Fair (didn't like the way it ended)
*∗*Tomb Raider I & II
*∗*Neurotically Yours
*∗*Finding Nemo
*∗*Who Framed Roger Rabbit
*∗*Running Scared
*∗*Flyboys
*∗*Sleven
*∗*Man of the Year
*∗*Stranger Than Fiction
*∗*Cars
*∗*X-Men I, II, & III
*∗*Dogma, Mallrats, and Clerks (the only ones I've seen)
*∗*Slither
*∗*Ice Age I & II
*∗*Mr & Mrs Smith
*∗*Constantine
*∗*Bubble Boy
*∗*16 Blocks
*∗*Stealth
*∗*Crash
*∗*Shrek I & II
*∗*Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow
*∗*King Kong (remake)
*∗*50 First Dates
*∗*The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe
*∗*The Producers
*∗*12 Angry Men
*∗*Fun with Dick & Jane
*∗*The Longest Yard
*∗*Meet the Parents
*∗*Meet the Fockers
*∗*Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
*∗*Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
*∗*Matchstick Men
*∗*Thank You for Smoking
*∗*Gridiron Gang
*∗*Big Fish
*∗*Mona Lisa Smile
*∗*The Hours
*∗*The Others
*∗*Bourne Identity & Bourne Supremacy
*∗*Silent Hill
*∗*Identity
*∗*The Phantom of the Opera
*∗*Chicago
*∗*13 Going on 30
*∗*2 Weeks Notice
*∗*V for Vendetta
*∗*The Brothers Grimm
*∗*War of the Worlds (remake)
*∗*Minority Report
*∗*Chocolat
*∗*Woman on Top
*∗*The Ringer
*∗*Seabiscuit
*∗*Office Space
*∗*A History of Violence
*∗*Sin City
*∗*The Village
*∗*Butterfly Effect
*∗*Lady in the Water
This is the reunion of a lion & the two men who had bought him in the 1960s & raised him until he was too big to live with them. He was taken to an African wildlife preserve & eventually released. When the men came to visit, they were told he would not recognize them...Christian the Lion
I saw this on TV once and never got to see it after that, *sigh*. Anyway, thanks Morgan, hee hee!!!
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Television:

*∗*CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
*∗*Charmed
*∗*Scrubs
*∗*My Name is Earl
*∗*7th Heaven
*∗*South Park
*∗*Futurama
*∗*Comedy Central Presents
*∗*Mad TV
*∗*Family Guy
*∗*Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis
*∗*all of Comedy Central
*∗*Lost
*∗*The 4400
*∗*Sailor Moon
*∗*Most cartoonish anime (more Trigun, Avatar, Kenshin, Tenchi, & Dragonball than Cowboy Bebop)
*∗*Firefly (show) & Serenity (movie)
*∗*The X-Files
*∗*Gilmore Girls
*∗*Reboot
*∗*Fraggle Rock, Rainbow Brite, My Little Ponies, The Gummy Bears, Strawberry Shortcake (all favs when I was little)
*∗*Invader Zim (Gir!!!!)
*∗*The Muppet Show (Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
*∗*Kids Incorporated, The Winnie the Pooh Show & Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century were my favs on Disney
*∗*Nickelodeon: Weinerville, Angry Beavers, That one space show with the guy w/ super hearing & the girl w/ rainbow hair, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Rocko's Modern Life, etc...back when Nick and Disney were actually good.

Books:

*∗*STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND (I have to been trying to get everyone I know to read this book, it's absolutely AWESOME. It's by Robert A Heinlein who wrote Star Troopers back in the 60s. YOU MUST READ IT!!!)
*∗*The Kushiel series (Kushiel's Dart, Avatar, Chosen, Scion, Justice, & Mercy)
*∗*Books By Philip K Dick
*∗*Books by Mercedes Lackey
*∗*Books by Robert Heinlein
*∗*Harry Potter
*∗*Fantasy books
*∗*Books by Mercedes Lackey
*∗*Herbal books
*∗*Girlosophy
*∗*InSPAration
*∗*The Spiderwick Chronicles (kid's stuff but it's cute)
I'm studying Wicca so:
*∗*Solitary Witch by Silver Ravenwolf
*∗*A Witch's Guide to Faerie Folk
*∗*Wicca: A Complete Guide
*∗*Faerie Wicca Tarot

Heroes:

My fiance, a certain cancer survivor I know, and me, because I'm doing the things I never thought I could before.

My Blog

Cursed hackers that I think I finally got rid of

People are trading our myspace profiles at imagepopularity.comYou see this right here?  ^^^^Avoid these at all costs.  They are evil incarnate.  They suck balls...These are the hackers ...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

Need a dumb laugh?

Madness Snorting Cat...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:12:00 PST

5 months to go!

So, I recently realized that I no longer have a whole year to plan our wedding.  I have a little less than 5 months & feel like I’ve gotten little done, no matter what my stupid checkli...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST

Dane Cook is the man!!!!

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Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:38:00 PST

Sorority

So, I've been thinking of joining a sorority to make friends, get study help, add to my creds, etc.I was just on NAU's sorority site, and wow, it's hard to choose one!!!!Anybody know anything about th...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

Jeff Dunham, hell yeah!!!

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Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:49:00 PST

4 Years Already???

I can't believe this wonderful boy of mine has put up with me and my craziness for officially 4 years (unofficially, 4 years and some weeks, plus 10th grade to when he came out to visit)We're finally ...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:55:00 PST

21

So, Monday was my bday!!!All in all, I had a pretty good weekend.  We drove out to Vegas on Saturday, hung out, ate dinner, whatnot.Sunday, we hung out until Melissa and Jeremy's amazing wedding ...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:04:00 PST

Video about the soldiers

I normally don't like to pass stuff around, because after the millionth time, it's pretty freakin annoying.  However, my grandma sent this to me today and I really think it's a good video. ...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:39:00 PST

Celebrating Samhain

This article from suite101.com had a great about how to celebrate and teach children about Samhain. I know it's more of a family oriented one, but it seems helpful for everyone! Celebrating Samhain ...
Posted by ♥ ♠ Miss Jessi ♦ ♣ on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST