It's 2am and I'm bored and tweeky from too much sleep, too much caffeinne and of course massive amounts of cocaine... I kid... about the cocaine I mean. So I've decided to after well over a year of having a myspace actually write about me. I'll try and keep this short but I'm long-winded and hyper to boot... so don't hold your breath.Uhh... I'm weird. Really fucking weird. That's the first thing you should know about me. I can be really fucking goofy at times and sometimes I make no coherent sense to anyone but myself.I grew up largely with out my dad so I was always looking to celebrities for what a man should be. I ended up mostly looking to people like kurt cobain, Johnny Depp, heheh, half the characters from SLC punk, Tim Armstrong and the like. All these people and characters told me to be myself but at the same time I was very influenced by them so yeah so I tend to look and act rather weird. I love the Crow, JTHM, MSI, vampires and zombies and shit. Oh and Tim Burtons the shit. There's lists down and to the left if you're curious.Oh and I cuss... and talk about really fucked up shit sometimes... so yeah you were warned. Like, let's start out with a few test words. If any of the following words or subjects offend, then proceed with caution-uhh...boobies, naw I'm just kidding. NECROPHYLIA! Yes, necrophylia is fucking helarious. Like my friend has this book that's all this different nasty stuff that this veteran doctor has seen in his something like 20 year career and one time this chick was pregnant. She didn't go to the doctor for it , she just stopped having her period and her belly started to grow. Well she was having these issues with it like it didn't kick and such so she went to the doctor to get it checked out and he couldn't get anything with an ultra sound so he did a whatchuhma-opsy and he's like "m'amm, does your boyfriend work at a morgue?" She tells him he does so the doctors like "well your boyfriend has been sleeping with corpses and one day he didn't shower when he got home and you two had sex and he brought along a little buddy who crawled up inside of you and now you have maggots filling your stoumache, living off of your menstrual blood." I mean shit, can you imagine the shock that Chick was in? Not only did she lose her "baby", and find out her boyfriend was cheating on her but the baby was actually a BELLY FULL OF MAGGoTS that she got because her boyfriend was cheating on her with a CADAVER because he was a NECROPHYLIAC. I would love to have been there to take a picture of her face right at that moment. Holy shit that one would have been a classic. I don't have a scrap book but I'd make one to put that in.So anyways back to the whole "about me" thing. Yeah if that offended you then you might not like me too much. Heheh, how many babies does it take to paint a barn red? It depends on how hard you throw them. What do babies and bottle rockets have in common? They both scream when you light them on fire. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Heheh.SO yeah I'm weird, I like talking about fucked up shit and I'm 95% sure I have ADD. I mean, if you don't believe me go back and read all that again. Gummy bears are good.mmmm. Gummy bear.I'm kinda in a band. It's called bronson's brawl. It's down there below all the quizzies and shit. 1st on my friends list. We're alright. You should check it out if you're bored.How bout this, we'll do the "a few things you should know about me" thing.1-The only thing I expect of anyone is honesty. I really hate liars and fakes. The quickest way to get me to write you off is to lie about something important. I don't have any one type of person I like, just the ones being themselves, saying what they have to say.2-You should never expect respect from me or authority over me. You earn that shit. Everyone I meet get's the same amount of respect from the moment I meet them for being people. We're all the same humans trying to get along in life and all that yada yada bullshit. From there on you either earn or lose my respect.3-If I ask you for something it's with every expectation that you'll say no. Always feel free to tell me to fuck off, I won't be offended, I promise.Yeah, the end. Always remember those 3 things when dealing with me and we'll be fine.Uhh... so I'm all burnt out now so I'm just going to end this and pass out.
peace,
-ronnie
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