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Jayme MFing Langford - Teen Goddess

you know who i am

About Me


"In this world made of plastic - I can bend and stretch like elastic"
Shocking, it's hard to see through the peroxide hair surgically enhanced camoflage fog here in LA. Somehow I manage to shine through it, but that's because I brought everything I needed to do it with here with me. I've lived a lot in 19 years. More than most. That's probably because I prefer to stay on the other side of the screen.
I'm not interested in small talk. I'm not really interested in talk at all. So don't send me mindless messages. I do however, love to connect with my fans!
Please check out my blog if you'd like to send me something for my best contact information.
There is also info for you desire autographed magazines, lingerie, or any other Jayme Langford paraphanelia!

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I am very concerned about overpopulation, the environment, and wildlife conservation. Almost all of the world's problems (poverty, starvation, war (excited by land competition), pollution, lack of natural resources) would be solved if overpopulation was not such an issue.
I'm a pre-med major. I am interested in medicine, but I have no compassion for people. I could not spend my life trying to maximize life spans, which are naturally meant to be much shorter than they are today. I'm in it for the money. Money is power, and we need more people with alterior motives in the health field in the US. ;)
Ninn Worx_SR

My Interests



$$$! ;)
going to concerts,
dancing anywhere and all the time,
working out,
playing in the snow!
plants,
making fun of everyone and laughing all the time,
swimming,
being outdoors,
animals,
xxxpanding my mind,

artistic modeling,
porn (obviously),
banging around with my girlie Alexandra Ivy!

doggie paddling through the abstract,

I'd like to meet:



"In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation." - Simone De Beauvoir

"My final point about alchohol, about drugs, about Pornography...What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em." - Bill Hicks

"I think that if unicorns could exist then really anyone's dreams could come true" AleXXX

add my xfanz account http://xfanz.com/JaymeLangford

I judge people based on:
- what they say when they're drunk
- what they say when they're angry
- what they spend their money on

Spectacular Influences

"In this ocean you're a pebble" - Matisyahu

Music:

A Perfect Circle,
Alice In Chains,
Arlo Guthrie,
As I Lay Dying,
Between the Buried and Me,
The Black Dahlia Murder,
Black Sabbath,
Bob Dylan,
Bob Marley and the Wailers,
Clutch,
Cradle of Filth,
David Bowie,
The Deftones,
Flaw,
GG Allin!
Grateful Dead,
GWAR,
Iggy Pop,
In Flames,
Iron Maiden,
Killswitch Engage,
Kiss,
Korn,
Lamb of God,
Marilyn Manson,
MC Devvo and Shady Piez,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Muck Sticky ,
Matisyahu,
Mike Patton,
Nirvana,
Poison the Well,
Polkadot Cadaver,
Primus,
Radiohead,
Rammstein,
Soulfly,
System of A Down,

The Strokes,
TOOL,
Weezer,
40 Below Summer

Movies:

Alice's Restaurant,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Fight Club,
Gummo,
Party Monster,
anything by James Toback
Half Baked,
Irreversible,
Napoleon Dynamite,
Reservoir Dogs

or anything starring Jayme Langford ;)

Television:

Smash your TV and have an adventure!

Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?
- Marilyn Manson

"I have no idea what's going on."

Books:

The most important book you will read:

Heroes:

My dad!

For giving me - my unconventional way of thinking, - disregard for authority - positive, carefree attitude

My Blog

if I was a celebrity...

If I was a celebrity I would be a prick My mind is sick I wouldn't give a shit about being an addict Enigmatic A criticizer A devirginizer If I was a celebrity You would never see my face. Because yo...
Posted by Jayme MFing Langford - Teen Goddess on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:09:00 PST

New Fan Mail Address

Hey guys! Here is my new address 11856 Balboa Blvd. Box 117 Granada Hills, CA 91344 Fan mail and gifts always welcome! Additionally, you can buy my worn lingerie and autographed pictures here: h...
Posted by Jayme MFing Langford - Teen Goddess on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

Jayme Langfords YouTube Page

Hey, I finally updated my youtube.com page.  Check it out here:  http://www.youtube.com/user/JaymeLangford I have all my youtube video links on there. I got a great fan video... whats wi...
Posted by Jayme MFing Langford - Teen Goddess on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

A Poem for You

So I started writing again, this time hopefully with music. Here is my first manifestation. My body moves Her body bleeds Her body fulfills My vampiric needs. She says faster. I say slow. She tells ...
Posted by Jayme MFing Langford - Teen Goddess on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:06:00 PST

a paper I wrote:The Environmental Toll of Meat Production

Here's a short and interesting paper I wrote:The United States is the largest contributor to global warming. Not surprisingly, the United States is also the leading consumer of meat in the world. A re...
Posted by Jayme MFing Langford - Teen Goddess on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:50:00 PST

an amazing interview

http://blog.adultdvdtalk.com/podcasts/jayme-langford-ela_200 7.mp3lol
Posted by Jayme MFing Langford - Teen Goddess on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST