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Tattooed Steve TM

I'm the clown under your bed!

About Me


To find out more than you ever wanted to know about me visit
www.tattooedsteve.com
and click on the "Bio" button. I'm too lazy to retype it all again...
But I will tell you that I do not build anything for or appear at non profit or not for profit haunts for free, I have bills of my own.That goes double for indie horror filmmakers that try the whole "We can give you screen credit" line. All of my work is by contract only and I want materials cost up front. Same applies to me appearing in a movie, video, haunt, theme park, Hollywood Squares or whatever "NO CONTRACT, NO WORK, NO EXCEPTIONS!"
Other than that I'm just a scrub from New Jersey that fell ass backwards into the world of movies and entertainment. And I'm a professional horror clown (I'm even the first horror clown registered with Clowns of the U.S.) Other than that I'm acting in or making horror movies, doing live shows or building monsters and props. And I get to say I'm in four TROMA movies and one indie comedy so that makes me just that much cooler than you. *snicker*
The main reason I'm here is to make contacts with other artist in the industry to help cross promote each other, if you are an indie horror filmmaker, sideshow performer, painter, sculpter, actor, model or you make and sell cool stuff great. If you are a fan of horror movies and just want to drop me a line that's cool too. If you're just looking to fill your friends list and add 5000 people to it, or just a self promoting retard with no interest in returning the favor then move along there's nothing to see here.
Visit the home of my mentor "Gravley" at CASTLE BLOOD in Pennsylvania every October.
My friend Warren's movie company.
The man who makes my mask.
The official clothing sponsor of Tattooed Steve.
Hollowgraves Haunted Manor.
Yup, I'm friends with this guy.
Where I get my ink.
I love "Chopping Block"!
Check out more of Lee Adam Herold's Comics at www.choppingblock.org And tell him I sent you.
Tombstone Generator

My Interests

Making allot of money! But since that's not happening just yet... I like hanging out with my wife, getting tattooed by FITZ at Taboo Tattoos, building monsters and props for indie horror movies, making, acting in and watching indie horror movies, perfoming live, going on pointless adventures with friends and wasting time on this thing.
And I love making comic strips on WWW.STRIPCREATOR.COM

I'd like to meet:

The person that's going to write me my first one million dollar check.

A word about comments. I change them out often because too many of them bog down my myspace. So don't take it personally if it's there for a few days and removed. I really do appreciate the comments, but I hate redoing this thing for the umpteenth time. And I will not post or keep super huge graphics because it really slows down the load time for others to see this.

Last but not least... If you are under 18 and have your Myspace set to private, do not bother requesting you will be denied. And I DO NOT ADD BANDS!

One more thing I did some major Spring Cleaning (I was getting close to 1000 names I didn't even hear from) and accidentally deleted a bunch of entertainers and professional horror clowns. So if you don't see yourself in the friends pages let me know.

Music:

KISS, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING 80's METAL, Motorhead, The Ramones, Rob Zombie, Type O Negative, HIM, I.C.P., GWAR, Slipknot, Murderdolls, Korn, RUN DMC, Marilyn Manson, Mantis, St. Madness, The Misssing, Spider Rockets and more Rockabilly and ghoulsurf bands than I can list. And I really don't give a shit about what you think of my music taste.

When I die bury me deep
Put a stereo at my feet
Wrap a pair of headphones around my head
And play nothing but Heavy Metal when I'm dead.

Movies:

Horror (50's on up) Sci-Fi, and Action movies.
But my "Stranded on a desert island movies list" would be Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back, My Edward D. Wood Jr. box set, ZOMBI 2, The Toxic Avenger, Female Trouble, Pecker, Donnie Darko, Ghost World, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Dawn of the Dead 2004 (and the original DOTD along with Night and Day), Shaun of the dead, Batman Begins, My Creature, Dracula, Fankenstien and Wolfman box sets, Alien, Aliens and Resurection, Money pit, The Crow, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Hostel, Cabin Fever, Hostel and Hostel 2, Battle Royale and BR II, Superbad, Anything with Chiang-Shih (Hun-See) Chinese jumping ghost/vampires, Garage Days and of course The Warriors.
Everything after EMPIRE sucked! Why did you even bother George?!
I always wanted to be one of the Warriors ever since I saw the movie and F**K ANY REMAKES!
I frigging love this movie!
The first and favorite Zombie movie I ever saw!

Television:

Hilarious House Of Frightenstein, GHOUL A GO-GO, Mind of Mencia (CARLOS IS GOD!), MythBusters, Family Guy, The Addams Family, The Munsters, The Shield, South Park, METAPOCOLYPSE, The Dog Whisperer, Robot Chicken, and Viva La Bam. I hated Miami Ink but L.A. INK is beyond retarded, I mean that show really sucks. WHAT A WASTE OF VIDEO TAPE!!!
I miss watching Abbot and Costello movies on Channel 11 at 11:30 on Sundays.
Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Moose will always be my gods!!!
That's right I got to sit in Adam West's ride!
The one band that influenced me the most!
Billy Van made me the entertainer I am today!
Five Cartoons that I never ever missed an episode of...
I think I only met one person that didn't like Bugs Bunny.
My life revolved around these two for about two years.
They were so cool till that "Brown Hornet" crap...
I still say all the time they spent in Haunted Houses, Fun houses, Amusement Parks, Carnivals, Circuses, Haunted Wharfs and Pirate Ships. Had no effect on me at all... HA HA HA!
Last but not least the two families I wanted to have as neighbors in the worst way!

Books:

Lloyd Kaufman's "Make your own damn movie!", Christine, IT, Needful Things, Salems Lot, The Shining, The Stand, Geek Love, The zombie collection, The Outsiders, JAWS, Bang Bang you're dead, KISS and Makeup, and Sex Money KISS, Long hard road out of hell. Just to name a few.

Heroes:

My wife Jackie (For busting her ass so I can do this shit and one day make a real living from it.), My Mom (The one that let me stay up late to watch "Chiller Theatre"), My Dad (The man could fix, build, draw and paint anything) R.I.P., My Aunt Vera (Who made me a better person) R.I.P., Frank Frazetta, Gene Simmons, P.T. Barnum, Rob Zombie, Warren F. Disbrow, Roger Corman, Ed Wood, Lloyd Kaufman, Sacha Baron Cohen, Andy Kaufman, Marilyn Manson (For pissing off parents everywhere), George Lucas, Kevin Smith (Another Jersey Scrub who had the luck), The owner of "Chicken Coope" in Keyport N.J., Stan "The Man" Ambro "Hollowgraves Haunted Manor" Funtown Pier in Seaside Heights N.J. (Another one that can fix and build anything and is a killer drummer) and Doug and Fitz at "Taboo Tattoo" In Keyport N.J. (Three people that started empires from thier living rooms).
Tattooed Steve TM and Bonkers The Cat &copy are registered and protected by copyright. Tattooed Steve LLC. &copy 2008
Rattler the Clown &copy 2008 Tattooed Steve LLC.
Photo by Andrew J. Newman &copy 2008 Tattooed Steve LLC. &copy 2008 Andrew J. Newman.
Satanas Clawz &copy 2008 Tattooed Steve LLC.
Me on my days off.
Farmer Zed &copy 2008 Tattooed Steve LLC.
All characters and mask are registerd and protected by copyright &copy 2008" Tattooed Steve LLC. If you use my image or copy my mask without permisson I will sue your ass so bad your mom will have to pitch in!
The double feature DVD I'm in. I was in the monster alien suit too. And Warren F. Disbrow is selling copies autographed by himself (The writer/director), Warren Disbrow Sr. "Professor Hertz" and myself. Or you can order it directly from TROMA or almost any other DVD retailer (Without the autographs).
"Scarlet Moon" The first of a two part vampire/dark comedy movie made by "Warren F. Disbrow" that I'm in. I'm also in it's sequel "Dark Beginnings" which will also be released in the fall of 2008 by "TROMA ENTERAINMENT".
"North Awesometon Bears" The first full length feature by Eric X. Raj and NJ FILMCORE. This award winning short film writer director has created his first full length feature movie and is out on DVD. And features a guest appearance by "Steve Mezo" Aka: Tattooed Steve &reg as the "Ex-roadie Bartender". Get your fill of Soccer, aliens, fairy god bears, puppets and some romance (For the ladies). So go to http://www.njfilmcore.com and buy a copy already!
SNUFF THE NOVEL is in Target, Barnes and Noble, Amazon and The Horror Mall NOW! This book ain't gonna be on "Oprah's Book Club", your Mom will hate it and I'm sure Librain's across the country will be putting it on the "Do not lend list". Hit their myspace with the link in my friends list and score some cool swag!
I'm not in this one, but I do watch it a hell of allot!
I'm not in this one either, but it's another indie horror favorite of mine!
I'll never get tired of watching these two!
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My Blog

Cookies and Milk, I think...

Back in the comic book store days, Doc Monster and my friend Eric came in one day with a bag of cookies and milk. We were talking about whatever when our other friend John walked over and said "Oh gre...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

Andrew J. Newman Rules!!!

This is from my photoshoot with Andrew J.Newman's art photography session "Portraits and Handwriting".  (Jackie's should be next). We had  such a blast  working with him and can't thank...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

The Seaside Chainsaw Massacre...

Never blog when you're angry...I was going to write about how much I really hate people to the point where I really wish that an I am legend or a Zombie type thing would happen.Nope I'm not gonna be a...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST

The newest memeber of the family.

This is Renfield's new little sister Serena, we named her after Samantha's twin sister on Bewitched. We got her on Sunday and her and Ren loooooove each other. It's really great that they get along li...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST

Metalocalypse Rules!!!

The Metalocalypse Season One DVD has to be the funniest thing I have bought yet!!! I mean every episode  made me laugh till it  hurt! And best of all they have mad respect for The Kitties!I ...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

A night with Drew.

Jackie and me had the honor of meeting and working with a great artist (Andrew J. Newman) tonight and got the chance to be part of his really cool photographic art piece "Portraits & Handwriting"....
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:16:00 PST

It’s called a longboard baby!

In my quest trying to loose the gut I found a new friend. It a killer longboard that is now proudly sporting a Taboo Tattoos sticker!Jackie was inspired to have a deck built herself  (Regular siz...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

It’s like freaking Christmas!

I went on Amazon to pick up a sound F/X CD for yet more short movies and got it dirt cheap. So cheap I was able to pick up the ZOMBIE (Also known as ZOMBI 2  in Italy) 25 year two disc edition. A...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST

The Comic Book Store...

This one kind of blends with the movie stuff because "The Doc Monster" was in one of Warren's movies with me. I was watching "High Fidelity" today and it just reminded me of when I used to work in th...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:16:00 PST

Diner food...

Allot of the times we would regroup and get something to eat at the local diner after filming. And more often than not it would be in the middle of the night, so there would be some interesting charac...
Posted by Tattooed Steve TM on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST