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eric_rockswell

About Me

Stephen Hawking meets Marcelle Duchampe meets Spinal Tap meets John Cusack procreates with Robert Downey Jr meets Jesus meets Karl Marx at THUNDERDOME.

My new band is called AMBULANCE DRIVER.

If you add us, you'll live forever....

Really.

Click here and bear witness:

AMBULANCE DRIVER

I also play guitar in the insane avante-psychadelic-space outfit THE MARSHMALLOW STAIRCASE.

Get yourself some sweet leaf and check it:

THE MARSHMALLOW STAIRCASE

*Due to a thousand crappy-ass metalcore bands requesting my digital freindship, I no longer accept requests from bands. However, if you think you'll completely blow my mind, send me a message....I'll check YOU out. Maybe.

My Interests

music, art, design, photography, film, philosophy, marine biology, psychology, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, office supplies, sociology, ROCKING ASS in various musical projects, excess, altruism, morality, redemption, virtue, intelligence, and all things ROCK and f*ing ROLL

I'd like to meet:

humans. . . imposters subject to applicable laws in residing global region

Music:

rock, roll, rock and roll, indy rock, indy core, art rock, doom rock, stoner rock, noise rock, emo, emo rock, emo core, screamo, metal, hardcore, metalcore, mosh metal, mosh core, prog, garage rock, pop, power pop, punk, pop punk, math rock, speed metal, math metal, techmetal, thrash metal, deathmetal, goremetal, stoner metal, art metal, doom metal, power metal, 80's metal, melodic metal, melodic hardcore, grindcore, deathgrind, power violence, experimental noise, rock-a-billy, psychobilly, 50's rock, 60's rock, arena rock, spy, surf, instrumental, reggae, lounge, soul, motown, old r & b, jazz, free jazz, acid jazz, blues, hank, cash......I LIKE IT ALL

Movies:

Lynch, Waters, Romero, Fulci, Horror, Horror, Sveni, Horror, Aranofski, Suspense, Araki, Anime, Horror, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Bruce Lee, Pam Grier, Marilyn Chambers, Tarentino, ALL muppet movies, Doom Generation, Comedy, McQueen, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Brain Candy, Velvet Goldmine, The Dentist, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, The Elephant Man, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Being Jon Malkovitch, I Spit On Your Grave, Rules of Attraction, Quay Bros, UHF, Buddy Holly Story, NoWhere, Escape from Alcatraz, Dark City, LaBamba, Blood in Blood out, Meet the Feebles, Labrynth, Last House on the Left, Back to the Futures, Dark Crystal, The Great Escape, Bumfights, Vincent Price, Burton, Epics, Spun, Dune, pre-marketing gone mad Star Wars, When Animals Attack, Sci-Fi, it goes on and on and on and on........

Television:

Conan f*ing O'Brien, Shark Week, When Animals Attack, 101 Strangest Things Removed from the Human Body, Family Guy, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc etc

Heroes:

All of your heroes will fail you.