1st off b4 we even get acquainted I would like 2 say that this page is strictly 4 ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AS I C FIT! so don't go gettin' ya panties in a bunch if you read somethin' here that offends you....if the shoe fits, put tha muthafuqqa on and walk right outta here! :D
With that out of the way, I'm Curt DZ (pronounced Deezy) That mild-mannered Old-Schooligan who's here to display some of the tightest digital art you've ever seen and to make u chuckle a bit while doing so. :D
So if ur not "feelin` me" or my work ('cause I'm an ARTIST and I'm sensitive bout my shit!) then u can kindly take ur mouse and click the "X" in the upper right-hand corner of ur wack azz monitor, LEAVE, and KICK ROCKS on ya way out!!!
I am a very silly, spontaneous kind of person so before going any further please NOTE THE FOLLOWING:
1) YES, I can hold an intelligent conversation and we can converse ("conversate" is not a word black people" smh) about a variety of topix if need be, but I am in no means limited to what you may read or see here....
2) YES, I`m educated and have matriculated @ some of the finest schools so i have a lil` nerd in me but I`m pretty fond of my sick sense of humor, thankful i`m not a total fuqqin square, AND I kinda dig bein` a tad bit IGNANT @ times....lol
3) YES, I have a REAL job and a LIFE outside of the damn internet. Hell, I`m hardly even on this bia bia but when I am I like 2 be stimulated. So if u contact me make sho it ain`t about no bullsh!t and make sho u can take a jokey joke or two....
With that out the way please proceed into the realm of learnin` about the man, the myth, the legend.... CURT DZ
....what i like & dont like is easy....
i DO like my ladies nice n thick and ain't scared 2 say it! (BUT I MEAN THICK NOT FAT! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!)
i DON`T like whales (no offense: a roll or 2 is cool but any more is 2 much 4 da kid!)
i DO like down 2 earth females who can actually hold a conversation about important current affairs
i DO like 2 talk about GROWING together yanno!?
i DON`T like what`s happened 2 black love!? hmmmm where is it!? why dont brothas & sistas like each other no mo'?
i DO like nasty chix, chix who ain`t skurred and willin` 2 play i.e. freaky azz redbone/caramel/chocolate qtees mmm Yummy!
i DON`T like prudish chix or chix who got major inhibitions or just plain ol` bougie azz up tight azz lame azz bird-brainz......coo-coooooooooo :D
ok i SO loooooove a set of sexy lips, that can definitely get you a free #3 meal any day of the week.
i DO love big ol booties & tig ol bitties (but i'm an azz man 1st so ladies dat represent the IBTC (itty bitty tiddy committee) but still gotta fatty, DZ still got LOVE 4 ya!)
i DO like sex in the kitchen on ya tippy toes, put u on the counter by the butter rolls :P
i DON`T like borin` azz sex or chix who think i`m finna do all the damn work....although i DO actually ENJOY eating puzzy......there i said it........hence the lesbianism.......
i DON`T like working hard/manual labor/arguing/being told what 2 do
i DO like drinking beer/slacking/smoking pot/fornicating
i DO like 2 eat (italian/soul food)so ladies who can cook they fine azzes off can damn sho get me 2 buy yo azz some groceries......
shhhh......i also DO like 2 cuddle (dont tell nobody) i DON`T like u hoggin` up all da damn cover after we get busy i`m cold too damn it!
i would love 2 meet a lady who can rival my porn collection (is it u!?)
i DO like strippaz (nuff said) but i ain't in love with one....don't get it twisted....hoes don't make good housewives.....:P
i DON`T like country music
i DO like old soul/funk/rock and og gangsta rap circa `87-`95 and a bunch of shit folks call me weird for listenin' to, but i could give a fuq....i like what i like.....TURN OFF DA RADIO!
i DON`T like liars, tell da truth ni99a!
i DO like surprisin' u at work on ya lunch break and preparin a picnic 4 u (awwwww!)
i DO like 2 c big ol booties in thongs, so wear em as much as possible
i DO like chix who ain't afraid 2 laugh @ themselves and not take errythang so seriously
i DON`T like waking up early
i DO love sleep (so don`t fuq wit` it)
i DON`T like people who judge da book by it's cover....open it up 1st ya punk azz just might learn sum'n
i DO like Dave Chappelle (Muthaf*cka!)
i DON`T like tell-a-lie vision or "pop"ular music as of right now
i DO like HOT FRIES and HAWAIIAN PUNCH
i DON`T like traffic
i DO like cereal and snacky cakes @ 3am
i DON`T like ni99az who rock pink like it`s the thing 2 do 'cause that's what girls do.
i DO like HEAD in abundance (cram 4 cranium)
i DON`T like d*ck teasers
i DO like drawing pretty pictures and designing the flyest sh!t u`ve ever seen AND i DON`T give a fuq what u think about it! :D