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Juz Krumblin Erb

Got Paint On My Hands From Paintin' Da Perfect Picture...

About Me


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I'd like to meet:

1st off b4 we even get acquainted I would like 2 say that this page is strictly 4 ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AS I C FIT! so don't go gettin' ya panties in a bunch if you read somethin' here that offends you....if the shoe fits, put tha muthafuqqa on and walk right outta here! :D

With that out of the way, I'm Curt DZ (pronounced Deezy) That mild-mannered Old-Schooligan who's here to display some of the tightest digital art you've ever seen and to make u chuckle a bit while doing so. :D

So if ur not "feelin` me" or my work ('cause I'm an ARTIST and I'm sensitive bout my shit!) then u can kindly take ur mouse and click the "X" in the upper right-hand corner of ur wack azz monitor, LEAVE, and KICK ROCKS on ya way out!!!

I am a very silly, spontaneous kind of person so before going any further please NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

1) YES, I can hold an intelligent conversation and we can converse ("conversate" is not a word black people" smh) about a variety of topix if need be, but I am in no means limited to what you may read or see here....

2) YES, I`m educated and have matriculated @ some of the finest schools so i have a lil` nerd in me but I`m pretty fond of my sick sense of humor, thankful i`m not a total fuqqin square, AND I kinda dig bein` a tad bit IGNANT @ times....lol

3) YES, I have a REAL job and a LIFE outside of the damn internet. Hell, I`m hardly even on this bia bia but when I am I like 2 be stimulated. So if u contact me make sho it ain`t about no bullsh!t and make sho u can take a jokey joke or two....

With that out the way please proceed into the realm of learnin` about the man, the myth, the legend.... CURT DZ

....what i like & dont like is easy....

i DO like my ladies nice n thick and ain't scared 2 say it! (BUT I MEAN THICK NOT FAT! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!)

i DON`T like whales (no offense: a roll or 2 is cool but any more is 2 much 4 da kid!)

i DO like down 2 earth females who can actually hold a conversation about important current affairs

i DO like 2 talk about GROWING together yanno!?

i DON`T like what`s happened 2 black love!? hmmmm where is it!? why dont brothas & sistas like each other no mo'?

i DO like nasty chix, chix who ain`t skurred and willin` 2 play i.e. freaky azz redbone/caramel/chocolate qtees mmm Yummy!

i DON`T like prudish chix or chix who got major inhibitions or just plain ol` bougie azz up tight azz lame azz bird-brainz......coo-coooooooooo :D

ok i SO loooooove a set of sexy lips, that can definitely get you a free #3 meal any day of the week.

i DO love big ol booties & tig ol bitties (but i'm an azz man 1st so ladies dat represent the IBTC (itty bitty tiddy committee) but still gotta fatty, DZ still got LOVE 4 ya!)

i DO like sex in the kitchen on ya tippy toes, put u on the counter by the butter rolls :P

i DON`T like borin` azz sex or chix who think i`m finna do all the damn work....although i DO actually ENJOY eating puzzy......there i said it........hence the lesbianism.......

i DON`T like working hard/manual labor/arguing/being told what 2 do

i DO like drinking beer/slacking/smoking pot/fornicating

i DO like 2 eat (italian/soul food)so ladies who can cook they fine azzes off can damn sho get me 2 buy yo azz some groceries......

shhhh......i also DO like 2 cuddle (dont tell nobody) i DON`T like u hoggin` up all da damn cover after we get busy i`m cold too damn it!

i would love 2 meet a lady who can rival my porn collection (is it u!?)

i DO like strippaz (nuff said) but i ain't in love with one....don't get it twisted....hoes don't make good housewives.....:P

i DON`T like country music

i DO like old soul/funk/rock and og gangsta rap circa `87-`95 and a bunch of shit folks call me weird for listenin' to, but i could give a fuq....i like what i like.....TURN OFF DA RADIO!

i DON`T like liars, tell da truth ni99a!

i DO like surprisin' u at work on ya lunch break and preparin a picnic 4 u (awwwww!)

i DO like 2 c big ol booties in thongs, so wear em as much as possible

i DO like chix who ain't afraid 2 laugh @ themselves and not take errythang so seriously

i DON`T like waking up early

i DO love sleep (so don`t fuq wit` it)

i DON`T like people who judge da book by it's cover....open it up 1st ya punk azz just might learn sum'n

i DO like Dave Chappelle (Muthaf*cka!)

i DON`T like tell-a-lie vision or "pop"ular music as of right now

i DO like HOT FRIES and HAWAIIAN PUNCH

i DON`T like traffic

i DO like cereal and snacky cakes @ 3am

i DON`T like ni99az who rock pink like it`s the thing 2 do 'cause that's what girls do.

i DO like HEAD in abundance (cram 4 cranium)

i DON`T like d*ck teasers

i DO like drawing pretty pictures and designing the flyest sh!t u`ve ever seen AND i DON`T give a fuq what u think about it! :D



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Tired of bullshitters......

Man, dontcha just hate it when people say they're going to do something but never do it? Or either you have someone who constantly tells you one thing but ALWAYS does another? I'm tired of bullshittin...
Posted by Juz Krumblin Erb on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:06:00 PST