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About Me


"They say- if you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got!!!!" Umar
"JIGGLES Backyard-Tales – How I Fell In Love With My Big Butt" is the book and DVD I dedicate to all big booty girls who are proud of their assets. In the book are over 200 pictures and I check out the different angles of the nation's butt obsession. The DVD is documentary-style with big behinds walking by and different people explaining their ass addiction . Go to my website jigglesonline.com to read an excerpt. There you can also get a copy of JIGGLES the book and 30 min. DVD by clicking on the ORDER page !!!

Dear friends: Thank you so much for all the well wishes, compliments, encouragements and love you send me. It is truly and honestly appreciated. I do actually read ALL the messages being send to me, but just can't get around answering right away. No offense intended and be assured I DO read your message

I'm being asked a lot about my ethnicity. Well, my mother is white German and my dad is black Creole from a French island. So I guess that makes me "other" according to those idiotic boxes you check for 'racial identity.' Anyway, as one recent message said: "Tell your Mom and Dad 'Thank You!'" I sure will...

Oh, and sorry but I don't speak Spanish (yet ) - in the process of learning...

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"Pretty is pretty while young. Beautiful is something entirely different. It has to do with bone structure." (quote from "The Girl in the Cafe")
"The psychology of ambition is that even the most outsized dreams have way of losing their potency the moment they're attained." David Amsden

My Interests

Type A; direct as hell; suspicious; pensive; picky; affectionate; no patience whatsoever; short-term ambitious; addicted to my Treo, milk chocolate and the movies; passionate; curious; part-time enthusiast; in search of closeness; love to sleep; love to travel; pleasure seeker; self-saboteur; not competitive; able to fully immerse myself into a situation; helpful; enjoy being by myself; reliable; hate commitment-phobes; like boys in jeans, t-shirt and fly kicks; touchy feely; completely conflicted; into fierce tats; always right; irritated; self-aware; self-reflective; only Yoga and Drum'n Base calm me; need my friends like I need oxygen; abrasive; not religious; swear to get my point across; hard on myself and others; complicated; smart; plan my days; not pretentious at all; like doing chores; like cats and horses; can do a full split; not able to hide if I dislike someone and … have a HUGE problem with authority and hate to be told what to do…

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I'd like to meet:


[He Who Knows How To Deal]

Music:

Techno, Trance, Drum’n Base, Breakbeat, Jungle, Trip Hop (what can I say, I’m a German bred Technohead from the 90s), Rap (the hard core stuff, don’t give me whiny R+B…lol), Hip Hop, Salsa, Son, Timba (I’m an avid Cuban Salsa dancer).
Sirius Satellite Radio is essential!

Movies:

Action movies, film noir. Favorites: Snatch (all time fav), four rooms, fight club, lock, stock and two smoking barrels, the usual suspects, the big lebowski, blow, monsters ball, the shawshank redemption, true romance, once upon a time in mexico, very bad things, fargo, sexy beast, secretary. No romantic chick-flicks or I’ll fall asleep. I do like some animated movies: ‘Over the hedge’ had me rolling. Never Horror ‘cuz I’m too scared and superstitious – won’t sleep for days…

Television:

Ugly Betty, Grey’s Anatomy, HBO Real Sports, Entourage, HBO documentaries (love those!) and lately Boston Legal and Frontline.

Books:

Currently reading: "The Shadow of the Wind" by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. Just finished: "Measuring the World" by Daniel Kehlmann.
If you want to read an excerpt of JIGGLES go to my homepage jigglesonline.com and click on Media to get a preview.
If you wanna get your own copy of JIGGLES the book and the 30 minute DVD look in my "About Me" section how to get one.

Heroes:

My Mom who showed me what independence is.
All women who don’t take shit from anyone.
Anyone who is an “egalitarian” and treats EVERYONE the same, no matter who the fuck they are.

Da 1:

kiss me

feel me

push me

help me

reject me

touch me

pet me

see me

want me

hear me

use me

love me

save me

need me

hug me

find me

take me

feed me

hold me

twist me

beg me

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My Blog

Shapeshifter's Anthem

I come two for oneLike bull and bearBoth strong both have no fearPolar oppositesMagnetic and also repellentTorn inside and hardly ever contentNot bi polarBut I against ISwitch from distanced to passio...
Posted by **Cutie wit a Booty** on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:53:00 PST

I Got The Blues

The absurdity of it all is that it seems like I forgot everything I've learned in the past five years in only a split second. It's of no fucking use. Making New Year's resolutions and all. So I want s...
Posted by **Cutie wit a Booty** on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

Seek detachment, but allow desire!

Seek detachment, but allow desire!This is just a thought. To keep ones heart protected it is crucial to refrain from being vulnerable to ambivalence and someone who can't open themselves up entirely ...
Posted by **Cutie wit a Booty** on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST

the kid, the game, the dream

"It's like I cut myself and bleed. Nowhere to pour to. So this is my spill. I'm trying and being tried, testing and getting tested. This here like a yard stick that measures time invested. An exhale,...
Posted by **Cutie wit a Booty** on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST

Booty documentary

So today I met with Tatyana of "BeTween Productions" and her cameraman in New York to shoot me for a segment for her upcoming Canadian booty documentary "What A Booty" which is supposed to air on Can...
Posted by **Cutie wit a Booty** on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

JIGGLES is dedicated to women with big behinds!

Yes, you found my MySpace site! I have written a funny, entertaining book about the daily struggles of a girl with big behind: cat calls, finding jeans or doing yoga - everything is a tad bit differe...
Posted by **Cutie wit a Booty** on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST