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Rossa Keegan

Pledge your allegiance. World war 3 is gonna be Myspace VS FaceBook!

About Me

I'm a simple Irish fella, who now lives in Manchester. That doesn't mean that you can stereotype me, but I have been known to enjoy a pint or two. If you've never met me in person then the best way that I can describe my personalty is to watch Daredevil. Basically Colin Farrell is doing his best impersination of me, except I'm not that good at darts. From time to time I've been known to get up on stage and reveal what sick twisted thoughts have been swirling around in my big blonde head, and to expose my inner most darkest secrets. Thats right, I do stand up comedy.

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My Interests

Movies, Drinking, Music, ancient roman architecture. Ok, so thats a lie. Mario Kart 64,Hanging out wit me friends and having a general all round good time!

I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan,Ralph Wiggum, Bruce Campbell, Seth McFarland, Hunter S Thompson, Mr. T, Stan Winston, William Shatner, George Lucas (to ask him WHA' Happened), Bill Bailey, Christina Ricci, Napoleon, James Brown, Yo Momma, that chick who does the morning reports on BBC news. You know the one with the red hair that does the little pouty thing at the end of each report. Ooh i'd like to show her a.............. Sorry rambling again. Spongebob Squarepants, Pablo Escobar, Serj Tankian, the austrailian womens olympic volleyball team, Chris Cunningham, Spike Jonez, The Beastie Boys, Nick Oliveri, Christopher Walken, Sarah Silverman and anyone who can hold up an interesting conversation... QOTSA banner 702x90 -- .. end of banner --

Music:

Tool,QOTSA, James Brown, System of a Down, Beastie Boys, Led Zeppelin, Aphex Twin, Marvin Gaye, Cypress Hill, Richard Cheese, Kyuss, And anything else that takes my fancy!

Movies:

If i were to write this list in full the site would crash!

Television:

Family Guy, The Shield, The Tick, South Park, Trailer Park Boys,Blackadder, Futurama, The Critic, Scrubs,Chapelles show..

Books:

Fear & loathing in Las vegas, If Chins Could Kill, Artemis Fowl series, Harry Potter Series, a shit load of different graphic novels

Heroes:

Richard Pryor, Bruce Campbell, Father Fintan Stack, Floyd in True Romance (as played by Brad Pitt), Guy on the Coach, Mr T, The Janitor in scrubs!

My Blog

Feed Me A Stray Cat

As per usual, the watching of a film has inspired me to hit the interweb and therapise by spouting opionation. So I watched American Psycho tonight for the first time in ages.Oh What A Life we lead! W...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:47:00 PST

Boxing or Stephens? The choice is yours!

So the main day is out of the way, and as R. Kelly sang "After the party, theres the after party". It's Saint Stephens day/Boxing day depending on who's reading this. A day of turkey and ham sandwichs...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:49:00 PST

As I cum down your chimney

So I carry on my drunken festive ramblings. Please bear in mind before you read this I have had copius amounts of booze/spliffage. You have been warned: So I've been having fun this X-mas. Been out m...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:51:00 PST

Happy Fuckmas

So it's Christmas Eve..... And as it tis the season, ITV are showing that "classic" X-mas film national lampoon's christmas vacation. I was cleaning the house prepping for tomorrow do as I don't have ...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:19:00 PST

Urge to kill rising!

Word! Those of you that know me will be the first  to agree that I can be an angry man. And that I can sometimes say things that hurt others without realising I've offended. It's not because I've...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:26:00 PST

Screwy Myspacca

The last Blog was written 2 weeks ago but the date was for today, thats because Myspace was acting up on my Blog for the last 2 weeks. Forgot to say that at the start. That's for all you unemployed ou...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:02:00 PST

Eternal Sunshine of the Filthy Mind

Word Today I'm catching up on my quality Daytime TV on a well earned day off. Started with This Morning, by far the Filthiest show on before the watershed. Every second sentence is a doubel entendre. ...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:48:00 PST

Sign O The Times

I FUCKED YOUR MUM! Now that I have your attention, Welcome to my all new Blog.I haven't done one of these in ages, but was encouraged by a friend to start again. To quote them, "Rossa, I think you sho...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

I like cake!

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"> What Is Your Battle Cry? Skulking on the plains, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Rossa! And he gives a mighty cry: "I'm going to punch you so ut...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:59:00 PST

Westmeath

This place is getting worse and worse!! Today i go for my third driving lesson and to drop off more CVs. 2 interviews and no sign of a job yet. Suppose to be going to Galway tomorrow but haven't hear...
Posted by Rossa Keegan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST