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Mattress.

Beauty, Brains, INSANE, Style & Poise.

About Me

I AM NOT RETARDED! i identify with donald duck - "who's never wrong, and always right? who'd never dream of starting a fight? who gets stuck with all the bad luck..." but despite my eager anticipation for that giant comet that's gonna hit earth and bring me sweet relief, i'm a dreamer with a death wish (ya know, in that borderline-tragic-sappy-romantically hypocritical-masochistic-stubborn-self glorifying AND loathing-swimming around in circles-pisces kinda way)... yeah, cue "i'm only happen when it rains" or "mr. self destruct"... i'm a jack of all trades and I WILL master them all. i want everything to be gorgeous, but i obsess over flaws. i enjoy cutting things up and making 'em MY WAY. talent/creativity comes from somewhere else and must be disciplined - we're merely vehicles. QUEERS ARE JUST BETTER. everything is funny. regrets are for the ignunt/unfortunate. coincidences don't exist (i believe in timing). universal synchronicity DOES happen. set goals instead of placing expectations - u'll never be disappointed. be impecable with your word, don't take anything personally, always do your best, and assume nothing... oh yeah, and don't take a dump where u eat. that's my fucking sermon, and i don't give a super-solid-shit what u think. xo.
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My Interests

what i'm definitely NOT interested in: women, and endless emails asking me to check out your stupid band - i'll find u when i feel like it... my interests are: everything in excess (since reformed but it's still kinda gorgeous), spinnin' records, smokin' blunts, drinkin' 40's, black and whited photobooths, my succulent garden, projects/arts & crafts, going places by myself, la france, shopping for underwear and shoes, leather, stuff that sparkles, anything queer, (the business of)video production, dancing, stilting, make-up & cha-cha heels, freaks and outcasts, gymnastics, cirque du soleil, marky mark in his underwear, accents & dialects, trash cinema, parliament ultra-lights, glamour & glitter/fasion & fame!

I'd like to meet:

Quidam: a nameless passer-by, a solitary figure lingering on a street corner, a person rushing past. It could be anyone, anybody. Someone coming, going, living in our anonymous society. A member of the crowd, one of the silent majority. The one who cries out, sings and dreams within us all.or...anyone that doesn't suck at life... be down with the countdown. AND FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST AND ALL THAT'S HOLY -have something in common with me. and express those things (and why) in an introductory email before sending me a friend request, s'il vous plait. THIS IS MANDATORY. so UNLESS we already know each other (ie i know u) prior to sed friend request, u and your request get 86'd and should die in a fire or be stoned to death.

Music:

genres: breakbeats, electroclash, drum 'n bass, freestyle, , industrial/goth, bluegrass... deee-lite, tori, hole, manson, KMFDM, aaliyah, cyndi lauper, bjork, tool, peaches, fannypack, plural, deftones, beatles, keoki, kosheen, mary j, kelis, garbage, NIN, foxy brown, BT, ladies of the VITUS crew, depeche mode, system of a down, lil' kim, blondie, TLC, spice girls, M.I.A., kylie minogue, martika, and that nameless dance genre circa late 80's/early 90's that inlcuded artists like cathy dennis, blackbox, jody watley, s express, and pebbles.

Movies:

john waters... 'nuff said. willy wonka, monster, porn, the secretary, amelie, better off dead, happiness, the goonies, the purple rose of cairo, welcome to the dollhouse, natural born killers, queen of the damned, flashdance, don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, the others, party monster, mommie dearest, bring it on, the loretta claiborne story.

Television:

family guy, the nanny, in living color, beavis and butthead, the state, married with children, the jeff corwin experience, ABFAB, rosanne, daria, strangers with candy, my so-called life, the first season of MTV's sorority life, golden girls.

Books:

'disco bloodbath' & 'me talk pretty one day'

Heroes:

and anyone else who's ever effectively expressed themselves and didn't give a fuck what people would think... my friends - who inspire me everyday... blanche devereaux for being a slut and proud of it... to be continued...

My Blog

snoopy

last week, i opened up my email and received some very sad news from back east. my parents had to put snoopy (our mini schnauzer) down - she had developed liver cancer and at her age, there was no cha...
Posted by Mattress. on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:05:00 PST

phase 1

"Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constan...
Posted by Mattress. on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:35:00 PST

well, that's whatcha get.

i'm not sure how i feel about these blog things... i never read anyone else's so i'm not really sure what the point is (other than typing to see yourself type). but that's irrelevant. so for the first...
Posted by Mattress. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

traveling

new england, along with state of connecticut, should both do the world a favor and sink back into the atlantic... us airways can eat a dick, and greyhound can suck a fart.
Posted by Mattress. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST