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I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my m

About Me

"I believe in taking care of myself, in a balance diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleaser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which i leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizor, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a boobous. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entit- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probaly comparable, I simply am not there."


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My Interests





If you don't already know me, I like to dj in my spare time. I spin drum and bass, Hardkore. No I'm not at a club, so I don't have a night. I'm currently working on a new cd. If you want a copy just let me know and I will get you one as soon as its done. I'm not into the rave seen, at least not any more. I will go to a night if a good dj is playing. I like to do alot of differant things, buttt I'm just to god damn lazy to get off my ass.

SAGITTARIUS Drinking style In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

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I'd like to meet:

people who love beastiality as much as I do, so if you want to talk my aim is: suffikate one. it doesn't always work.

Music:

I started to listen to alot of differant crap. Probably nothing you would like.

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www.myspace.com/hatebreed

Movies:

I wouldn't know where to begin. I'll watch almost anything, I'll even catch myself watching lame movies, especialy ones with battle seens at the end(drum line, you got served). I don't like any of the new so called horror movies that are out. except this one.

Television:

what can I say its been a babysitter since I was 2.

Books:

i take that back. reading is not for pussies. i just have to stop reading hard books, like the dictionary and the dead sea scrolls.

Heroes:

Patrick Bateman, the zodiac killer, ed gein

My Blog

hey yo i'm connected now

hey fucking kids, i finaly got a computer at my apt. now. so i can keep up with the masses on here. thats itsufferingbtw i fucking love heaven shall burn. you should listen to them. they. are. cool....
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

updateupdateupdate

its aparent that no one reads these so i have no idea why i'm writing. i think its just some thing to do while my poop builds and its worth going to the bath room. good news i finaly got hired at my j...
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:40:00 PST

if you really care you'll read this

for all my real friends, so this is whats up. i'm living in worcester now and i don't have a computer there. i could use my roommates buttt she's not always home and i kinda feel bad asking. i ha...
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:57:00 PST

for my friends

so i started a new job this week. between sleeping and working i haven't had any time to play around on stupid myspace. don't think i'm ignoring any  of you. i've only had time to check emails be...
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:36:00 PST

to bad so sad

so last night was my last night of my old job. i had been their for over 8 and half years. i have met alot of wonderful people there and got so great working experience. when you spend a good por...
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:52:00 PST

i have the best friends

only they would give me pictures of guys sucking there own dicks. thanks Chadwick. Sean are you impressed? suffikate one =B
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST

sorry that my page is so scary 2

thats not true. i do care. i just like scary things, you should already know this. suffikate one =B
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:09:00 PST

sorry that my page is so scary

buttt i dont really care. suffikate one =B
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:11:00 PST

geeez i don't know

so my great grandfather passed away yesterday. he was 92. my father warned me about a year ago that this would happen and i was ready for it. buttt this sucks now because its just hitting me. i didn't...
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:23:00 PST

wow i didn't know that

mmmmm farming. i love the history channel. suffikate one. p.s. ben franklin was a pimp.
Posted by Baron Munchhausen on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:15:00 PST