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Darth Maven

Calm Cool and Collected Tour 2007!!

About Me

I am a mattress salesman and delivery driver. I also have exstensive exp. in cooking, retail and the music industry. My resume includes almost every band listed in my music section. I have also served under the Master Chef Wilhelm Kobia (R.I.P). I have NO time for drama queens or people with issues. I hate liars. I have somewhat of a short fuse. I am a full supportor of our armed forces and fire fighters. I am a professional instigator and very egotistical. I have had it with the whole relationship/dating scene, I just hate playing games. You in or out? Don't put up some front or farce because I'm not going to. It is a bunch of unnecessary BS if you ask me, true love is for suckers. I dream of moving back to Australia or California someday(soon). I have a huge crush on hot women, I am vulger and crass whenever I feel like it.I am all for having sex with friends(girls). I lead by example, and hate the: Do as I say not as I do type of leadership. I am not above getting down and dirty with my crew to get the job done. I don't have problems only solutions. The more people I meet the more I enjoy the company of my cat. I expect ignorance and laziness and find I am greatly rewarded in both. Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal and always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. sexy but has brains.
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My Interests

Sex, and Rock and Roll!! Betta Fish, Succulents, Legos, Audio Manipulation, coffee, climbing,politics, world events, crosswords, codes,MYSELF, cooking,my familys well-being,marsupials,other peoples conversations,National Security,Air force Fighters and Helicopters,Bikes made by O.C.C.,video games,golf,Pepsi, money, sex, money. Tennis, Sailing, Flying, partying, getting my way, seeing the world, causing misery, being Vice-President!
You scored as Deacon Frost. Yeah you are the take no prisoners it's my way no matter what type. You do whatever the hell you like and make no apoligies for it. The tempermental vamp surrounded by lots of hot chick vampires

Deacon Frost


92%

Blade


83%

Akasha


75%

Marius


58%

Armand


50%

Spike


50%

Dracula


50%

Angel


33%

Lestat


25%

Louis


25%
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I'd like to meet:

Mike Martz(Head Coach of the St.Louis Rams), George Lucas, Steve Spielberg, People who are not fake(which most people are), The Bush twins(ROWWR!!), The Teutels(O.C.C.), KISS, Motley Crue, Kirstin Dunst, The Director of The CIA, NSA, DIA, Colin powell, Condi Rice, Wolfgang Puck, The pilot of the POTUS helicopter,my mom's real father,you, that girl over there,experts and lovers of succulents, Bret Micheals,Bobby Flay,Dane Cook,Betta fish fans,Brad Pitt,The Olsen twins,Natalie Portman,Lita Ford,Nancy Reagen,the shady looking guy in the back row,The Entire St.Louis Rams team,Snoopy,that really hot looking chick on that TV show, The chick who plays Boomer in the new Battlestar Galatica, Stephen Bochco, Glen Larson,Mr.Qwerty(R.I.P),someone who can make me famous, a girl who would be my slave!)~

Music:

F=FOH M=Monitors L=Lights.... Kiss(s), Dead Syndicate(F),Motley Crue( Yo Nikki!!), Iron Maiden, Brides Of Destruction(Tracii-see ya in Oct!!)(M), Freakhouse(Scott Freak,My bro!!_)(F), 40 Below Summer(M), 3 Inches Of blood(M), Full Blown Chaos(M), DOPE(M), Mudvayne, Dokken(L), O2L, TSO, Seven Witches(M), Black Dahlia Murder(M), One Slack Mind(F), Stuck In Kaos (F), Enuff-Z-Nuff(See ya on the bus after show Chip!!)(M), Bang Tango(M), Disturbed, Evick(F,M,L), Blue Collar War(Steve,S'up?!)(M), Suicide City(M)(All hail Lady Jen!!), Stuart Hamm, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai(L), Ill Nino(M), Megadeth, Mr.Big(L), Dark New Day, Naked Baeggars(Get Naked!!)(F),Shadows Fall(M), Velvet Revolver,Armored Saint,Anthrax,Beastie Boys,Black Label Society(M), Population 1,The Cult,The Misfits(F),Judas Preist, Kingdom Come,L.A.Guns(M,L),Overkill,POE,Rush,Body Count,Gullotine, Hatebreed(M),Ozzy Osbourne,Jackyl(M,L),Danny Elfman,Barry White,Pink,Queensryche,Zebra(Randy LOng time no see!!),XYZ,Widowmaker(L),Sting,Butch Walker,Hans Zimmer,Aerosmith,Elton John, Beach Boys,Stanley Clarke,Re-Aligned(F),Maddax(F,M)(Chris is a big dummy!),Vixen,Motograter(M),The Speaks(F,M),SEV(M),Rev.9(F,M),Atomic Blondes,Swythe, Scum of the Earth(M), R.Kelly, 50Cent, Run-DMC, Beach Boys, Billy Idol, Group36,Tony C. & the Truth(F),System of a Down,Slaughter,Marty Friedman,GnR,Type O Negative,MC Chris(F)(My backpacks got jets!!),Twisted Sister,Keith Urban,Sheena Easton,Powerman5000,Ted Eagen,Obituary(M),Natasha Hendridge,GWAR(L),Anthrax,Devin Townsend(M),Racer-X , Ace Frehley(L),Steven Adler(M),Greg Allmen(L(Cooked his Lunch!!)),Arcade(L),Arch Enemy(F,M),Sebastion Bach(L),Belladonna(F),Dickey Betts(L),The Bronx Casket Co.(F),Bullet Boys(L),Collision(L),Dangerous TOys(L),

Movies:

All the Star Wars,Star Trek,Patriot Games,Finding Nemo,The Lion King, The Little Mermaid,Sum Of All fears, ID4,Saving Private Ryan,Braveheart,Spawn,Monty Pythons Holy Grail(The Best),The Professional,Caligula,12 Monkeys,Trainig Day,Any Given Sunday,The Life of Brian,Top Gun,Lord Of the Rings,Xmen/2,Spider-man/2,Planet Of the Apes,Uncommen Valor,Black Hawk Down,Excalibur,Batman,Crossroads(Not the Britneyone!!),PCU,Silverado,Tombstone,Wyatt Earp,Escape From NY,Elektra,SAW,house of 1000corpses,Silence of the Lambs,8 Mile,Spinal Tap,Patton,Midway,Leaving Las Vegas,The Replacements,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adv.,Rock Star,Heaven Can Wait,Hellboy,Glory,Porn,Snatch,Conair, 8mm,Mad Max,Road Warrior, The Professional,Toy Story,Troy, Sin City,Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,Trainspotting,Heat,Clerks,PORNOs,Live And Let Die,Training Day,Beavis and Butthead,

Television:

Simpsons, Invader Zim,24,American Chopper,Justice League Unlimited,Batman,Mail Call, Nanny911,Battlestar Galactica(the new one is the most KikAss),Seinfeld,Military Channel,Cops,Teen Titans,MadTV,Mythbusters,South Park,Deadliest Catch,St.Louis Rams Games, Dodgers Games, Nats Games,Hell's Kitchen,Family Guy,Robot Chicken,Rescue Me, Family Guy, The Shield,X-files,Over There

Books:

Origins,Stranger in a strange land,1984,Brave New World,Starship Troopers, Red Planet, Sum of all fears, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, Flight of the Old Dog, Day of the Cheetah, Flowers in the Attic, Taliesin, Merlin, Dictionary,The Mandalorian Armor,Citizen of the galaxy, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,The code Book, Behold A pale horse(for a good laugh!!),Wicked

Heroes:

My father, Nikki Sixx,Every member of the armed forces, every member of fire and rescue services, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Ronald Reagan,Condi Rice,Billy Sheehan,KISS,Robert Heinlen,Tom Clancy,Dale Brown,Dan Brown,Bob Rock,George Lucas,Scott Freak,Dennis Leary,Dr.Hemly(?)The world famous Neurologist,Neil Gaiman,Kappa Alpha Order,Todd McFarlane,People who don't suck, Glen A. Larson
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My Blog

My hideous visage

Hey folks!! I should let you know that today I had my front left upper tooth pulled and the surgery has left me even far uglier then before and as such I will be trying to hide at least the lower half...
Posted by Darth Maven on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

It's that time of year again!!

That's right folks!! The day you've all been waiting for...My birthday!!  It will be on Sunday the 19th but I will probably be celebrating on Sat. the 18th.  Now if you feel like maybe you s...
Posted by Darth Maven on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

The day has finally come!!!

That's right folks!! The day we have all been waiting for has finally arrived.  After almost a year and an additional 5 days in county I made the FINAL PAYMENT to the ex-cunts atty.  I am fi...
Posted by Darth Maven on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

Air Force Memorial

  So I spent this weekend helping with the unveiling and dedication of the United States Air Force Memorial, and it was awesome.  I got to see 3 days of the Thunderbirds rehearsing.  Th...
Posted by Darth Maven on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

Bulletins are down!!

Check out the photos I took with my cell of the USAF Memorial,and my sis!!
Posted by Darth Maven on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

Where the [email protected] is Darth?

So to answer the big questions like: where are you, where have you been, why don't you call?  The answers are as follows...   I have been being a runner and P.A. for Live Nation who bought o...
Posted by Darth Maven on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST

McCollough/Kingsley 2008 (pt.1)

All right, I'm pissed.  I am now going to tell you why you vote for me as VP in '08.  The government recently gave themselves another signifigant raise so that the members of Congress are ma...
Posted by Darth Maven on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:45:00 PST

Willy Kobia's Mememorial

I would first like to thank everyone that showed up at Jaxx Niteclub for the Willy Kobia memorial.  The entire experience was very beautiful.  Second to all the people who were able to get u...
Posted by Darth Maven on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:37:00 PST

Tonight

I was just sitting here with my buddy and roommate RayRay, who is the bassist in the Bret Michaels Band, and the band Evick.  We were talking about touring and shows and stuff like that and I rea...
Posted by Darth Maven on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:36:00 PST

Worst Birthday Ever!!

SO before I go off on a rant let me first give super-special big thanks to:Dixie, John, Donny and that other extremely sexy girl who hates me because I'm beautiful and because I can never remember her...
Posted by Darth Maven on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:03:00 PST