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Isaiah

He's no Jerry Lee.

About Me

Ackbahhhhhhhhhr! says: I live in Chattanooga, which is about six hours east of Memphis.

isabelle_821 says: ok

isabelle_821 says: do you have any pics?

Ackbahhhhhhhhhr! says: Not readily available.

isabelle_821 says: bummer

isabelle_821 says: what do you look like?

Ackbahhhhhhhhhr! says: Six foot one, encapsulated in a black suit of armor that looks eerily like plastic, accessorized by an artificial ventilator without which I would die.

Ackbahhhhhhhhhr! says: I have a helmet, too.

isabelle_821 says: ok

Ackbahhhhhhhhhr! says: I'm more machine now than man.

Isaiah.

My Interests

Satan

I'd like to meet:

Christiane Amanpour

I DON'T WANT TO MEET ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT GOD OR FEELINGS.

Music:

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Movies:

STAR WARS, Incident At Loch Ness, The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom, Waiting for Guffman, The Elephant Man, Heavenly Creatures, Rushmore, The Crucible, The China Syndrome, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Serial Mom, Quills, The Last Big Thing, Dawn of the Dead, Wilde, Farinelli, Fatal Attraction, Parenthood, Interview With the Vampire, Citizen Ruth, Velvet Goldmine, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Re-Animator, Cape Fear, The Corporation, The Yes Men, Shadow of the Vampire, Misery, Falling Down, Sunset Boulevard

Television:

Degrassi, The Weather Channel, House, Reno 911, South Park, C-SPAN, Best Week Ever, and TLC's Face Eating Tumor.

Books:

Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo.

Heroes:

Jim Cantore, Caligula, Max Cady, Han Solo, Daniel Day-Lewis

My Blog

AFI . . . again.

AFI - MYRTLE BEACH - JUNE 28, 2006The Trip: Kris and I left Chattanooga sometime between 7:30 and 8:00AM on Tuesday morning. I can't really justify my reasoning for leaving 36 hours in advance, but my...
Posted by Isaiah on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:55:00 PST

In a word: AFI

I saw the band (twice), saw the video, heard the album, offended Damien Fahey, and had a close encounter with Method Man's foot on Sunday afternoon. I also mistook the Port Authority bus station in NY...
Posted by Isaiah on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:17:00 PST

I could meet my death on a slow-burning funeral pyre in the jungles of India . . .

And I'd still die happy, because I'm going to see AFI and The Dillinger Escape Plan . . . On the same night . . . ON THE SAME BILL. Suppppp New York City.If you combine the total mileage traveled roun...
Posted by Isaiah on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:51:00 PST

I don't know who you are, but I know where you come from.

I embedded an invisible web tracker within my MySpace profile because I find greater value in stalking than I do in privacy, which, and let's be honest, is meaningless on ye ol' place for friends. So ...
Posted by Isaiah on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:06:00 PST

I know how to solve the global energy crisis!

I think the world would be a more efficient place if we combined all alternative bands into a singularity called The Academy is Romancing Fall Out Boy at the Disco. Just one sonic blast of crap. It wo...
Posted by Isaiah on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST

Kevin Federline REJECTED my plea for friendship.

I'm taking to the hills now to contemplate the meaning of life. Why, K-Fed? WHY?!!
Posted by Isaiah on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:51:00 PST

Fresh Ink.

Today, I feel the pain of having lost my digital camera to the technological tomfoolery of my sister's idiot boyfriend searing deep within my heart. I also feel the pain of a freshly done tattoo seari...
Posted by Isaiah on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:26:00 PST

Uhmm...manifesto?

Look, I'm not like the rest of you. I only came back to this place because Hanson got a MySpace profile. Just sayin'.Viva la revolucion!
Posted by Isaiah on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:21:00 PST