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Lauren [dtw]

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Clearing the fine line between bitch and cunt since 1983.

Whatever female-driven, emotion-based dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But for the sake of time and sanity, let's break this down into a little male-driven fact-based logic:

+Don't namedrop or I'll remove you.
+Don't post a million bulletins asking for comments...or I'll remove you.
+I'm too old for the emo scene, hardcore scene, metal scene or any other scene. Take that shit elsewhere.
+I have a temper, mainly 'cause I'm kinda fucked in the head, no joke. I apologize, but deal with it in the meanwhile.
+I have a shit list, and I'm always lookin' to add more people to it. You game?
+ I am blunt to a fault. I apologize in advance, but hey - at least I'm not lying to ya.
+I'm a nerd. Well. Sort of. Maybe. I have comics and graphic novels, does that count?
+Former major pro wrestling fan. (HART FAMILY FOR LIFE!) Don't get me start on the WWF/WCW ratings war or we will be arguing.
+There are only two times that you and everyone else do not exist to me: during "Chuck" and "Law & Order:SVU." Watch these shows, and then you'll see where I'm coming from.
+Yes I fangirl. No, I can't always control it. I'M EXCITABLE!!! Sorry, geez.
+I am very easily entertained and amused. It's kinda sad.
+Quotes tend to sum up my personality quite well.
+Music = life. (Now if only I could play an instrument...)
+I still think everyone should have a theme song. And mine will always be "Without Me." Eminem? Genius!
+I still don't really do random adds. Message first, kplzthx.

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Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours
let us in!

"There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing"
"I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"


"You're a danger to both the dead and the living."
"I like to think that I am a master of my own destiny."

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

"You know what I do? I connect. I get people off. I find the guy that's not getting off and I make him get off. Actually, THAT you can print."

"He knows how to play! Itty...bitty...baby...Potter!"

"Suck my unit."

"Is there anything else you'd like to add, Twiggy?"
"Whiskey and speed."

"Wait! Don’t print that! You’ll ruin my reputation. At least lie and say that I’ve got a dead body in my closet or something.”

"You're allowed to say 'fuck' on TV over here, right? Cool....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

"Serious, serious, serious."

"I'm the villain in this fucking story!"

8.) Who are more complicated guys or girls?
Girls have boobs and periods and babies and need chocolate . . duh!!!!
^^Haha, I <3 my Aunt Cyndi.

"Virgo sun, Scorpio moon, Sagi rising? Geez. Remind me not to get on your bad side."
My card reader upon the first visit. (He actually shrank back a little as he said this.)

Niki: I don't think I wanna live in Hell.
But it would make a nice address.

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makeshiftmartyr.livejournal.com
twitter.com/alyze
last.fm/user/_alyze

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Thank you and goodnight.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ideally...

Cillian Murphy

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Trent Reznor

These two? Heroes of mine. Someone arrange a meet with them, post haste!

Truth be told, I'm not usually up for meeting new people. I'm not opposed to it, but I'm not all gung ho on extending my circle. I don't have a particular "type", I get along with all kinds of people. If we have similar tastes in music and/or movies, that's a good start right there. If you're true to yourself, then I'll like you just fine. PLEASE message me first or have someone or something in common with me before you ask for an add! If you don't, I will deny you. And hitting on me does not constitute as a real message.

Who I would NOT like to meet:

+ liars.
+ fakes.
+ attention whores.
+ dramamongers.
+ borderline stalker types.
+ unimaginative types
+ the overly serious.
+ people who don't know when to stop being assholes.
+ people who have no passion for anything.
+ "pigs", as in male chauvinistic. Pigs as in NIN fans? You guys are fine.
+ people who are deliberately ignorant.
+ If you're a hardcore Twilight fan...then we've got a major issue - as in placing a restraining order as a preemptive strike issue. I don't trust a Twihard any farther than I can throw them. Y'all are crazy murderous violent.

NIN Playlist

Normally, this is an embedded player. But Myspace decided to block Project Playlist players because Interscope - like much of the record industry - is filled with a bunch of money grubbing whores and they threatened with copyright infringement when none was occurring. But apparently they aren't cutting off links. Opening this will not interfere with any music you may be playing, and will not redirect from your window. It does open up in a new one.

My Blog

You cannot escape the crazies.

The crazies are everywhere. You think you can escape them by living in the sticks? Not so, my friends. They have keen senses. They can sniff out the ones they will annoy the most, and then beeline to ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:57:00 GMT

"26 years ON MY WAY TO HELL!"

I have determined that if there were a special hell reserved for fans of Nine Inch Nails, it would be like this:-Courtney Love would be The Reigning Overlord. Fred Durst and Marilyn Manson would be he...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:04:00 GMT

And in a timespan of about roughly 20 - 25 yrs...

So today, my aunt and I were talking about the Renaissance Festival that goes down every year in Holly. And I asked if she still had pictures from when she took me when I was still in the single digit...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:21:00 GMT

Maybe there's something in the water?

Okay, first it's a 16 year old in Tracy, CA who's held captive and beaten by his caregivers for a year. And now it's another 16 year old, this time in Spring Hill, FL, and it's two years this time. ht...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:16:00 GMT

"So You've Realized that 'Twilight' Sucks." (HUGE picture.)

Thanks to Kasihime on i_hate_twilight, a Livejournal community, for this.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:12:00 GMT

*spit*

Whitening strips are annoying. And disgusting. And a bitch to keep in place.This shit better work on my teeth or I'm demanding my $18 back....though I don't think I'd be able to get it back, since the...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:38:00 GMT

Write, write, write.

I forget where I ran across this, probably on some myspace blog. But I ran across someone's test results that linked back to this site, mypersonality.info. I decided to check it out, since I'm always ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:37:00 GMT

Purses are money sucking torture devices invented by men.

They have to be, to make up for the fact that we torment men by constantly yapping away in their ear wanting to talk about our emotions while they're trying to watch Peyton Manning/Tom Brady/(insert l...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:23:00 GMT

Its the end of the world as we know it!

End of year survey.DURING 2008How many boyfriends? Not a single one. How many breakups? Can't break up if you weren't dating anyone.How many crushes? Depends. Celeb or run of the mill?Care to mention ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:27:00 GMT

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to post this...

...since I got the thing the week it came out.Britney's new album? EPIC. MOTHERFUCKING EPICNESS ALL AROUND!!!That is all.
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:06:00 GMT