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Killer Tofu

I am here for Friends

About Me



I'm going to make it after all!

My Interests

lime tostitos, cyclops, driving around, going to the park, camping, exploring, museums, sailor jerry, education, plants, aquariums, sunrises, nintendo, POWER NAPS, loitering, underwear shopping, waffle house, books, movies, adventures, coffee and conversation, amusement parks, feeding ducks, liking animals more than people

I'd like to meet:

True, honest people who don't take themselves or others too seriously.

Christopher Walken

Someone who won't confuse my kindness with weakness. That would be ideal.

People who will make me laugh! Fun people. Spontaneous people. Anyone who "does" instead of "says". I know you're out there.

Music:

The Cramps, Specimen, Tiger Army, Horrorpops, Fannypack, Mad Sin, Fugazi, Batmobile, The Blow, Tiger Trap, April March, Dramarama, The Nerve Agents, Iron Maiden, Hank III, Blitzkid, Le Tigre, Chicks on Speed, Josephine Foster, The Libertines, AFI, Half Japanese, Against Me!, Billy Idol, The Nipple Erectors, Rilo Kiley, Death from Above 1979, Frantic Flintstones, The Network, The Moldy Peaches, The Vibrators, Bikini Kill, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Kimya Dawson, GWAR, The Briefs, Hasil Adkins, Groovie Ghoulies, Hüsker Dü, Regina Spektor, Eve 6, Alien Sex Fiend, Gogol Bordello, Reverend Horton Heat, Lucero, Oingo Boingo, Cadillac Tramps, The White Stripes, Alkaline Trio, Xiu Xiu, The Gun Club, Mommy and Daddy, The Exploding Hearts, The Faint, Andrew W.K., Sick of it All, Guana Batz, Nekromantix, Duran Duran, The Aquabats, Hot Water Music, and anything between.

Movies:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Evil Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ginger Snaps, Ace Ventura one and two, Beetlejuice, Simon Birch, Single White Female, Shaun of the Dead, Ghost World, Orgazmo, Heavyweights, Edward Scissorhands, Irreversible, Wayne's World one and two, 200 Cigarettes, Now and Then, My Girl, Stand By Me, Team America World Police...there are others

Television:

Only sometimes

Books:

I read a lot. Melvin Burgess. Charles Bukowski. The Alphabet of Manliness. Old books, new books, library books.

Heroes:

I guess I haven't met them yet.

My Blog

Cockadile ROCK

Leaving for Florida. Just glad to get out of TN...for the first time in too long. So expect lots of pictures, stories, and other mayhem when I return. I've been spending alot of time alone lately. And...
Posted by Killer Tofu on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:28:00 PST

Now, if you fuck up

It costs $4,000. Take me back to high school. I'm in too deep and I've never been that great of a swimmer. I want to go west.
Posted by Killer Tofu on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

Love and Money - Well Spent!

I have come to realize that my dad loves (and always will love) money more than he loves me. And it breaks my fucking heart. I wish sometimes he could just be my dad and not my financial advisor becau...
Posted by Killer Tofu on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

Send in the clowns!

I want to go to the motherfucking circus. Will someone take me to the circus? I want to buy cotton candy even though I hate it. I want to eat it until I puke sugary pink and blue everywhere. I want to...
Posted by Killer Tofu on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST