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El Bowaho

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doom metal. yacht rock.

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Posted by El Bowaho on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:01:00 PST

who the fuck do you think you are?

the constant change out of people is staring to make me sleepy. i thought it was a case of the insomnia around 4:30 this morning, but with the lack of dreams in between, the thought of who, what, when...
Posted by El Bowaho on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:24:00 PST

house of fire

i woke up around 10 to sunshine and birds chirping and the window next to my bed, wide open. i dozed off for another 20-30 minutes; about the same time brenton leaves for work. but this time, whe...
Posted by El Bowaho on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:37:00 PST

crippled to clutch

since when do walkers have a bigger set of wheels that allow you to ride them as bicycles? i dunno. either way, i rode one down broadway on my way to 13th. somehow, i got there pretty fast, and was o...
Posted by El Bowaho on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:03:00 PST

more redneck than the redneck wedding (pics)

i finally got some pics sent to me, by my brother larry, of my 'other brother brian''s wedding about a month ago. i have two brothers named brian. one spelled with an i, the other with a y -...
Posted by El Bowaho on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:16:00 PST

jamaican trannys

goddamnit. i lay dragons. confessed and proven. i slept with a jamaican tranny last night too. didn't expect that one to happen. i met her when i was swimming in a river bank and passed under a brid...
Posted by El Bowaho on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:30:00 PST

relativity of the place

i was packing my shit as some red headed jew started in on me about how i can't leave. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, WITH YOUR TATTOOS AND GLASSES? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LOW-LIFE PIECE OF SHIT A...
Posted by El Bowaho on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:41:00 PST

private vietnamese club

a bunch of friends and i were at a hotel pool after a long trip across 3 states.i jumped in and swam for at least an hour or two.then i started having episodes of what could have been a siezure.i...
Posted by El Bowaho on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:57:00 PST

i fell asleep in my sleep

during a drug deal, i waited on a few friends to get what they wanted so we could leave. i hate doing drugs with people i don't know. eyeballing me while i'm getting high and later saying, 'yeah, i kn...
Posted by El Bowaho on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:05:00 PST

the shower of a dead trailer house

my mother and i lived in this 3 bedroom single wide trailer when i was growing up. south side slums is what we always called it in school. the bathroom mirrors had the cracked golden patterns on them ...
Posted by El Bowaho on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:45:00 PST