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About Me

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I'm fantastic. That's all you really need to know. Beyond that though, I'm amazing. Yeah, go ahead and ask anybody and I'm pretty sure that after they curse my name a couple of times, utter a few choice swears, and say a small prayer, that they'll agree that I'm not too bad. And if they don't, well, they're probably lying and you needn't waste your precious time speaking with them any longer.

My tact, is selective. My sincerity, is honest. My charm, is unmatched. My humor, is warped. My aroma, is tolerable. My wit, is not. My hair, is long. My compassion, is understated. My love, is unconditional. My pockets, are empty. My luck, has run out.

My Interests

I've decided to dedicate this portion of my page to anything that happens to be tickling my fancy at the current moment. If you don't particularly care for any of it, well good for you. Piss off!

I will forever have love for Burger King and the genious who came up with this magnificent piece of advertising beauty. Surely, if the gods watched commercials, this is how they would want them to look.

You know, I don't much care for ninjas, but I adore this one.

I'd like to meet:

This page is apt to be home for many of my sarcastic and sardonic comments aswell as my drunken angry rants and rages. So, if by some grace of god you find yourself still entertaining the idea of wanting to "get to know me" then by all means, I would love to meet you. But on the other hand, if you find yourself easily offended by anything that I might have said or posted on this page, then please do not hesitate in taking quick and decisive action in order to ensure yourself from ever having to encounter me in person.

Additionally, I should like very much to meet any of the following people regardless of their impressions of me. If by chance you should know any of them, please pass along my message. You could even sweeten the deal by telling them that I'd gladly buy them a beer ... or ten.
BobCashOderus UrungusDanzigThis ladyTed BundyBettyand I really wanna wake up with the King!

Music:

Hmmmm ... Tool, A Perfect Circle, Type O Negative, Slayer, Such Is Life, Dimmu Borgir, David Bowie, Rammstein, Danzig, Garbage, Gravity Kills, Stabbing Westward, Cult of Luna, Opeth, Alice In Chains, Nile, Lords of Acid, Otep, Crisis, Pink Floyd, Amon Amarth, Dead Prez, Boston, Ill Nino, Mastadon, Killswitch Engage, Emperor, God Forbid, Blind Guardian, Scarling, P-Funk, Winter Solstice, Nonpoint, Megaherz, and Gwar just to name a few ...

And this is the hottest thing I have ever had the pleasure of watching. I have never wanted to go to Home Depot more in my entire life than after I watched this.

And this would be the second hottest thing that I have ever seen. Hell has granted Benny Benassi the the unique ability to capture my complete and undivided attention like Ritalin never could.

Movies:

Well here are a few to give you an idea ...

My Blog

Reflection on my lost ones ...

I am not a man of faith but I am a person who would prefer to place his trust and value in something outside of himself. My crutches are my friends. They confirm me, they hold and keep me, they kick ...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

So ... my art?

So for those of you who didn't already know (that would be most of you) i've dabbled in the art world a little. Very little that is. My art is and has always been exclusively for my own edification. B...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

Update on Germany

Okay, so here's how things are breaking down for those of you who don't already know: 1. My Opa (Grandfather) died Sunday morning 2. I've been racing around trying to find passage to Germany fo...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

R.I.P. my precious Baby

And now my beautiful Baby is dead too ... She died sometime this morning before i awoke. She was suffering though so it's best i suppose that she's gone. I'd made an appointment to have her put down o...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

R.I.P. my lovely Diva

So, sadly i have had one of my two babies die today. Diva's death was very sudden and a complete surprise to me. If anything, i would have expected Cynthia to have passed away since she's the one that...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

Chasing down shadows

My legs are exhausted, but I havent gone anywhere. My head feels heavy, but theres hardly a thought in it. Im tired, Im angry, Im always thirsty and I dont know why. Im not sure of when the last time...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

And of what concern am i to you? (more rambling)

What business am I of yours? To what end are you compelled to continue dealing with me? I am no longer that man with whom you shared your heart. For so long I breathed you in and for too long have I ...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:39:00 PST

God hates you and your stupid bulletins!

After some reflection, i've decided to take one of my many rants from one of my bulletins and give it a slightly longer life by placing it here on my Blogs. So here we go! Oh man, i'm sorry bu...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST

It's finally dead.

Oh my god, it's finally dying! My cold has officially given up the will to live! Hazzah! For whatever reason, over the past three years everytime one of my sicknesses decides to end, my nose begins t...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:27:00 PST

I have a question ...

I am curious to know why it is so difficult for me to actually go out and socialize with the fairer sex. Now, it is not that I haven't been willing or productive in the task of acquiring company. I ha...
Posted by You bet Im Awesome! on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:47:00 PST