I Have a Memory Problem |
Wow, almost three months have flown by since my last post. It's surprising how enjoyable the holidays are in the pokey -- everyone goes all out, from the warden all the way down to the receptacles. So...
Posted by Halfcookies on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:39:00 PST |
I Have a Freedom Problem |
Things have been out of sorts lately.
Let me just start by saying that I'm a wide-open spaces kind of guy. I've never been real big on crowds, or tunnels, or spelunking, or prisons. Or cages, for that...
Posted by Halfcookies on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST |
I Have a Zoo Problem |
My attorney and I signed the plea papers this morning, so now I'm finally at liberty to fill you in on the details of my trip to the zoo a few weeks ago.
I awoke that day with the confli...
Posted by Halfcookies on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:22:00 PST |
I Have a Football Problem |
Crap, it turned out the zoo closed down early the other day --.there was some problem with the remote-control boats shorting out the lights in the aquarium. All I know is, I beat that kid around the f...
Posted by Halfcookies on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:39:00 PST |
I Have a Llama Problem |
Hello again everybody,
Well, I finally got home from detox a little while ago. They had to let me go when, after a few days of trying, nobody could figure out how to take my fingerprints. I ke...
Posted by Halfcookies on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:45:00 PST |
I Have a Clover Problem |
Strange things often happen to me -- the types of things that just don't seem to happen to other folks I know. If it were up to me, I'd say "Draw 'em up!" but the Cowboy and the Doog don't always...
Posted by Halfcookies on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST |
