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BEEow

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About Me

God is my barber now.

Herpetologist. School Bus Driver. Sandwich Artist.

I'm gonna get me a whole mess o' grapes and put 'em in a warshtub and scrooge around in 'em.

BEEblog . It's all true. Every word.

¡Bike_Gang! blog . It's about a bike gang.

BEEow dot com . You'll know soon enough.

Emily Edison.com . It's still in print.

My Interests

The Wire. Wii. Wikipedia. Winter. Wi-fi. Winchester rifles. Winstead, Mary Elizabeth. Wicket the Ewok. Winning. Witness. Widgets. Wits.

Music:

Big Shitty Band. Ass-mar.

Movies:

Must Love Drugs. 12 Donkeys.

Television:

Hamster Ward. Law and Order: Animal Control Unit.

Books:

Chugfest of Champions. Pink Shirt: the Return.

My Blog

It’s o-fuckin-ficial

I'm moving tomorrow. Saturday, September 8th. I'll be in Austin in the afternoon. Don't send mail to my old address. It will be easiest to reach me by telephone for a while...for a while.I'll be e...
Posted by BEEow on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

Unreleased Radiohead

Just makin' some room on my profile:C'mon, hurry up. ...
Posted by BEEow on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:47:00 PST

Kram it!

Hey! A couple new posts on the ¡Bike_Gang! blog.
Posted by BEEow on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:00:00 PST

I'm not stopping.

I don't know what I was thinking, but I let DJ Huxtable, the actor who portrays Clancy Florabama, update the ¡Bike_Gang! blog, about our Asexual Intercourse shoot, complete with photos by Sarah Rizy. ...
Posted by BEEow on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

Everybody's gotta grow up sometime.

An amazing red 'x' on my calendar, June 16th. We shot the Clancy and Jocelyn Blaylock scene for Asexual Intercourse. Read about it in the latest ¡Bike_Gang! blog post. With fun photos:...
Posted by BEEow on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:39:00 PST

Blade runner? I just met her!

Why are babies so depressing?
Posted by BEEow on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:59:00 PST

starring Go'unh! as himself

Having fielded the question "What's next for Brock Rizy?" with an uncertain standard response so many times, I'm going back on my former tentative decisions. So, what is it?Damn straight. Some oldie...
Posted by BEEow on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

Art Star

DJ Huxtable was down in the dumpster in search of stray cats for me to draw as reference for my final fourth issue of The Flaming Feline, the grand finale in which the cats bring the bigass battle wit...
Posted by BEEow on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:47:00 PST