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Blacksmith Shop

Kaboom is the poor man's Lucky Charms

About Me

BLACKSMITH SHOP were formed by mitosis back when the world was still goopy. Horrible tendrils tapped out arcane jumblings of musical notes on instruments borrowed from and never returned to various Guitar Centers in Arcadia ego. A careful primordial observer might have also seen tiny nipplepink talons clutching shaped oaken beaters, which were then used to pound on Josie and the Puscatheters-style drums...There, beneath the overspill culvert and trapped in a forlorn, algae-cradled puddle, things festered for a coupla seconds + years, and then finally, after various pseudopods were lopped off and reattached only to be severed again, BLACKSMITH SHOP emerged out of the shallow maelstrom to both the rapt delight and withdrawn disdain of dozens.The Smithy

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/29/2005
Band Members: JOEL BLACK (chitterlings) MARICRIS MANGOHIG (adobo) JASON RICHARD (angel voices) RUPERT MURDOCH (sodomized corpses) Rup has left the band to run myspace. ROBERT ELKINS (ATM porn connoisseur) Rob now resides in new england with his guns
Influences: Primarily Diana Moonglompers, but in order to be less evasive, we insist that you at least attempt to find some kindred DNA strands with the following artists who may or may not still be with us: Can, Sonic Youth, Bitches Brew-era Miles Davis, Marky Mark and the Phunky Bunch, Buttehope Surface, Gregor Serban the Romanian fiddle genius, VU, UV, Beegees, GB's, GBH, MBV, Sly and the Family Stone, Frank Stallone, Doc Boggs, Sonny Boy Williamson, Ankle Length Dongs, Nino Rota, Peabo Bryson, Tindersticks, Thu Winners, The Skoalkanz, Sneeze Guard, Rivulet of Phlegm, The Larvalettes and anything else that you might be able to derive from repeated listenings.
Sounds Like: Crap carefully molded onto a bamboo skewer. Heh, just kidding there...
Record Label: Blatblatamadu
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

B.S. appear in nifty short flick

Hi folks--Blacksmith Shop intervene about eight minutes into the moody soundtrack to Nara Denning's short film "Madalein the Small" with our tune "Night of the Rounder" (aka the "Accordion Song").Have...
Posted by Blacksmith Shop on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:41:00 PST

I can't figure out what's GOOD anymore...and is that really such a bad thing?

Saccharine Trustee Jack Brewer, I believe, was quoted on the back of a Sonic Youth album as saying, mayhaps even singing, "Once the music leaves your head, it's already compromised." A statement with...
Posted by Blacksmith Shop on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

that alexnader

is such a nice boy. even though he smells like pee (a scent of which i didn't catch) he is extremely cute and luvable. bollocks to your clitors and split penis. hi. ,mom. tell gramps that i's st...
Posted by Blacksmith Shop on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

if you want to be happy

johnny soul says you have to make an ugly woman your wife to be happy.    i don't know if alcoholism is an issue with the white picket fence and the two and a half children and the dog ...
Posted by Blacksmith Shop on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST