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j aime le pain et le beurre

we're in trouble!

About Me

i am the girl passing gas in the xray

My Interests

licking nine volt batteries, filipino knife fighting, booze, overeating, papier mache, causing people grief, self loathing,grimacing,painting, escrima, rolling eyes,printmaking, dog eating, popcorn with hot sauce and ranch dressing, yo-yo's, illegal tender, the laughing cow,pointing at you with my middle finger, booze, wasting time, not fitting in, lots of water, poopers and meows, yelling at nagging old women, cock-fights, snail mail, peanut butter and jelly, letter writing, balut, home dentistry, water calls, no snail murder but flea murder is ok, fountains, displaced folk, gallivanting

I'd like to meet:

and booger man white

Music:

lots and lots of it...tago mago on repeat. a plea for tenderness. carla. the goldberg variations. jason bob and joel...talking heads, beck, blonde redhead, lush, nina simone, dub narcotic sound system, the white stripes, billie, my bloody valentine, jimi, half japanese, pavement, the fibbers, scarnella, the grateful dead, the beatles, sonic elderly, the pointer sisters' one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve song from sesame street, we jam econo

Movies:

wish you were here, dancer in the dark, breaking the waves, fear anxiety and depression, buffalo 66, something wild, blue velvet, wild at heart, elephant man, night of the comet, the last american virgin, lady chatterley's lover, oh, alfie, crimes of passion, naked, the royal tennenbaums, magnolia, the thin man, the third man, his girl friday, cary grant and clark gable flicks, faster pussycat kill kill kill, pink flamingos, donnie darko, all about eve, breakfast club, grass, delicatessen, sixteen candles, pretty in pink and even some kind of wonderful, the coen bros, kung fu hustle, mysterious skin, the piano teacher, mystery train, stranger than paradise, matewan, henry and june, sweetie, magnolia, chuck and buck, the rose, vertigo, rear window and mr. smith goes to washington because my eighth grade history?social studies? teacher was either a hitchcock fan or a jimmy stewart fan or was just lazy...most jimmy stewart flicks because i like his delivery, Korean ex-cosmonaut, chan-wook park, especially SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGEANCE, the happiness of the katakuris, you're gonna miss me

Television:

the young ones, twin peaks, flight of the conchords, WONDER SHOWZEN, kenny v. spenny, six feet under, queer eye, fishing with john, rosemary queen of the kitchen, good times, sanford and sun, laverne and shirley, mork and mindy, old school sesame street, electric company, the food network, tlc, style, discovery, the sundance channel...i watch too much tv

Books:

the flowers in the attic series, that book i used to read about devil worshippers and their silver painted female leader, dogeaters, one hundred years of solitude, the unbearable lightness of being, the geranium in the windowsill just died but teacher you went right on, middlesex, hollywood babylon, oh the places you'll go, the giving tree, where the sidewalk ends, big picture books, the amazing adventures of kavalier and klay, this must be the place

Heroes:

LAPU LAPU. Pedro Flores. joey santiago. arnel pineda. manny pacquiao. carlos bulosan. mon pere et ma mere et mes soeurs et mon grand pere et mon pere et Rudolf parce qu'il croit que la vie est pour le vivant. FONT

My Blog

oh, how i love people

this evening, i loaded out iron maiden and had the pleasure of working with some good roadies.  it was short and sweet.  the only low point was when i attempted to assist an older man with a...
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:59:00 PST

the little things

i saw the best graffiti on my way home from work after purchasing my nightly beer.  on an electrical box near a fire station, someone had written in the dust "kindness rules"  in really horr...
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:41:00 PST

work 666

i get a call to go to a theater that only "special people" have the privelege of working.  my department head leads me (sans ALL the tools possibly needed) to the person with whom i am assigned.&...
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:03:00 PST

work

can eat my mushy dookies.  
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

daddy

dug the hole this morning where maurice will be decomposing. i wish i had brought shoe along, too.  my dad decided to put the poor boy next to a tangerine tree.  maybe this summer i'll be ea...
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:57:00 PST

maurice

tiptoed after shoe this evening.
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

shoe

is gone
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:30:00 PST

guns

today at work,  i was moving some truss with a woman and after we were finished she wanted to feel my guns.  she grasped my left bicep and told me i had girly arms.  hee hee.
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:14:00 PST

beer trigger

when i was a child, i remember fishing with my family.  there is a photograph of my father at around thirty...several years younger than i am now.  he WAS an incredible DRUNK  and ...
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:50:00 PST

the geminids

i popped my geminid meteor shower hymen.  unfortunately, i was unable to stay out too long to see lots of meteors, but i was lucky enough to see eight in thirty minutes.  yippee!
Posted by j aime le pain et le beurre on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:19:00 PST