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Ashaleena Magnifica

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a reinactor for the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812, which means I'm now in training to be a part of the Maryland 3rd infantry and the Maryland 5th infantry, though, I'm more commonly seen traipsing around in a dress. I'm a slacker with issues against socks, Vampire: the Requiem, cleaning my room, and being prompt in the morning. I'm not sure why, but for some reason it's no longer an option for me to switch my reasons for being here on myspace, but so you know, I'm here for networking and friends, not dating and relationships. I'm happily claimed by a guy who has longer hair than I do (and mine touches the small of my back).Deal. Done. Thank you, drive thru.
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My Interests

Club Orpheus. Writing. RPG's. Writing. Music. Writing. Noticing a trend?

I'd like to meet:

people who supported White Wolf and the World of Darkness before this Time of Judgement crap. Y'know, the old school things, like V:tM, W:tA, M:tA, H:tR, C:tD, M:tR, and for a bit of new flavour, throw in a handfull of Mind's Eye Theatre books.

Music:

Voltaire. I have discovered the wonders that is Voltaire. If you have not and I know you, I will beat you about the head and shoulders until you learn of this wonderful person. (And, no, I'm not talking about the friggin' French author.) Prodigy, Full Devil Jacket, Veruca Salt, London After Midnight, Corporate Avenger, Ra (great band, check out their album), The Harry Potter soundtracks, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Slipknot (saw them live, loved them since), System of a Down, Linkin Park, Loreena McKennitt, Kittie, Beethoveen, Bach, Vivaldi, Omar Faruk Tabliek (belly dancing), Bonnie Raitt, Jack Off Jill, Concrete Blonde, Tori Amos, Tears for Beers, Marilyn Manson, The Crystal Method, Zeromancer, Splashdown, Godhead, NothingFace, Mary Prankster, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, just to name a few.

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (now with 24 extra seconds!), The Order, Anything MST3K, Bell Book and Candle (Kim Novak is hot), Dracula, The Piano, Boxing Helena, Interview with a Vampire, Sleeping Beauty, Alice in Wonderland, A Perfect Blue, Sorceror on the Rocks, Dungeons and Dragons, Kruel, Labarynth, Rammstein Live Aus Berlin, Pirates of the Carribean, The Big Easy, The Big Sleep, A Clockwork Orange, The Mists of Avalon, The 10th Kingdom, The Harry Potter Movies, Resivoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1&2, and many others I haven't thought of off the top of my head.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Dave the Barbarian, Revolutionary Girl: Utena, Witch Hunter Robin, Trigun, Family Guy, The Food Network, Overhaulin', Mythbusters, South Park.

Books:

Titles: Haroun and the Sea of Stories, The Fuck-up, Guilty Pleasures, The Laughing Corpse, Circus of the Damned, Lunatic Cafe, Blue Moon, Bloody Bones, Burnt Offerings, Obsidian Butterfly, Narcissus in Chains, Cerulean Sins, Kiss of Shadows, Caress of Twilight, Seduced by Moonlight, Black Elk Speaks, The Claiming og Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Punishment, Beauty's Release, Pandora, Eye Scream, Black Coffee Blues, Blood and Chocolate, Brave New World, once again, only to name a few.

Heroes:

Caffeine and Starbucks. Kneel in worship.

My Blog

Something or other. whatever ^_^

Post this in a comment and fill it out. You know the drill.1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and...
Posted by Ashaleena Magnifica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Squee

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things. Of why you'll never make the grade or sail to lands of kings. Now, die in the sea that's boiling hot as I gently clip your wings." ...
Posted by Ashaleena Magnifica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love this thing ^_^ so much fun...

Your Stripper Info by radiofacefirst nameageStripper Name:ParisSpecialty:climbing the poleCustomers say:"I think i love you..."Quiz created with MemeGen!...
Posted by Ashaleena Magnifica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Technology, my bane and love

Ok, my computer has now decided to stop working. Completely. Granted, it was on a Win95 platform which allowed me zero growing space (and no American McGee's Alice...evil), but it was mine. It had my ...
Posted by Ashaleena Magnifica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I find this amusing.

How to make a MalkMyBitchUp Ingredients: 5 parts anger 1 part arrogance 1 part energy Method:Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little curiosity if desired! Username: Personality cocktai...
Posted by Ashaleena Magnifica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

random rant

My gods I'm tired. I'm damn tired. I hate this getting up at 6 am shit. I'm a night owl, but I'm making good bucks at brick bodies being there early on. I miss the days where I could sleep in until no...
Posted by Ashaleena Magnifica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST