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FORNICATION!! Yay! I love to travel. I have been all over Europe, and the Carribean, and the US. I like to lift weights. I go to the gym almost every day. I enjoy bartending. I love mixing and making drinks. In fact, I like making drinks more than I like drinking them. I like baseball. The New York Yankees rule! I also like the New York Football Giants. I am a graphic artist. I draw comic books and I film cartoons. I like to devour small children and crap on the elderly. I am actually very fond of writing satire. If you want to see some of it, be my friend, and read the crap that I post in my bulletins.
I'd like to meet a person who actually reads the rubbish I put in my profile! I would like to meet myself ten years ago, so he could laugh at how I turned out. I think I would like to meet a fictional character. That would be cool. Like the Easter Bunny, or Bob the Builder, or a Smurf or two. Humpty Dumpty would be interesting to meet. I'd like to ask him a few questions.
The Beatles are the best. MEGADETH rules!! I also listen to a lot of Frank Sinatra. One minute I might want to listen to Slayer, and the next, I will want to hear Billy Joel. That is just the way it is. ICP is great. The Ramones are great. I also like Greenday. I love mozart. Pennywise kicks ass. I like a lot of bands, too many to list. It wouldn't matter if I wrote that I like the sound of my own farts here, because no one ever reads this.
PORN!!! Just kidding. The whole Star Wars series are the most important movies ever made. Period. I also like all the comic book movies, like Batman, and Spiderman, and the Turtles, and all that stuff. The Lord of the Rings trilogy, I love the Rocky movies, all of them. Pretty much anything with Joe Pesci in it. I love watching Joe Pesci beat people up. I don't know what it is, but there is just something satisfying about watching Joe Pesci beat people up. Oh, and I am a total James Bond nerd. Hard Days Night, Fight Club, Tombstone, The Princess Bride... Yeah, I could be doing this all day. Let's just say I like a lot of movies. It is actually despondent to try to list all the movies I like.
Real Time with Bill Maher, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and Hardball with Chris Matthews are shows I regularly watch. I love Cartoon Network, and ESPN. I can live on Sports Center, and Adult Swim. I watch a lot of news... actually I usually keep the news on as background noise, I'm not always watching it.
I read a lot of porn. Yeah, it's great. No, I am just kidding. I don't really read porn. What kind of guy do you think I am? Seriously, I just look at the pictures. I read all kinds of stuff. I could make a list, but it would just be too much to type right now. Y'know, when you are typing this, you actually believe people are going to read what you put. But they don't. No one is gonna read this. Hoo ha! Monkeys are cool!! I want to be a kangaroo! I give a lot of attention to Rolling Stone, Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report, and a lot of books about all kinds of things.
My brother, Michael, and my sister, Jennifer, are the greatest people in the world. I am a huge James Bond nerd, so I guess James Bond is one of my heroes. Arthur Guinness and Sam Addams are heroes, by my standards. The Swedish Chef from the Muppet show! Bork! Bork! Bork! Dave Mustaine from Megadeth, a very inspiring person. He owns heavy metal. Why on earth do you want to know who my heroes are anyways? It would be easier to tell you all the people I hate! If you actually bother to read any of this crap, you can be my hero.