Skidding as much as possible. Skidding the shit out of everything. Riding through your Mom's flower garden and skidding her tulips all over the sidewalk. Skidding around every corner covered with wet leaves. Bunny hopping the sidewalk and skidding into the front door of the el rancho, hitting the door so hard with a rear tire that the glass rattles and everyone comes out thinking theres a fight. then drinking tequila shots sitting at the bar in my cycling gear. A trials demo on your rear wheel. Sledding down six flights of stairs on a fort lewis college cafeteria tray. Throwing snowballs at cars, then ride away as fast as we can when the cops come. Riding through the park and bunny hopping over unsuspecting sunbathers. finding sweet jumps and doing them over and over until something breaks or someone gets hurt. skidding a tire until the tube pops. drinking beer and riding and then drinking more beer and riding then drinking beer and can't remember. teaching kids how to skid on their bmx bikes.
Richard Branson, Albert Einstein
Dead Kennedys, Punk Rock, DJRap
Friday, Apocalypse Now, Blazing Saddles
Shoot it with a Barrett .50 cal from 1200m
Monkey Wrench Gang, Under the Banner of Heaven, The End of Faith, Richard Dawkins
Tyler Durden, Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)