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hey douchebags. im not spanish!! people ask me that a lot. i dont speak a word of spanish but i love mariachi bands. i took french for 4 years but i dont speak it well. i'm an asshole. sometimes i'm real sweet though. i am simply amazing. i love my job. im random. i move a lot. fauxhawks are for faggots and dykes. i probably have had more jobs than anyone youve ever known. between ADD and being stubborn i just lose interest...NEVER been fired though-even when ive tried!
i love my life because im in complete control of it and do whatever i want whenever i want to. i dont rely on other people. i LOVE music.i play instruments. i really want to learn drums. i read music. no, i dont go to shows to fuck the bands. i love art, which to me is anything you create with feeling. i draw. i paint poorly. i make t-shirts. i am a writer. i love ebay. i love road trips with the windows down. i love my friends. most of them are artists of some sort...musicians, painters, interior designers...i love creativity. :-) i pay tolls for the cars behind me sometimes. i celebrate peoples unbirthdays to make them smile. i looove zombies, halloween, horror makeup, and horror movies. i will be in a B movie one day. i promise.
i love you if you can make me laugh, youre honest, you can be yourself, you have a brain, you can go from bathroom humor to intelligent conversation, and you love music. i have lots of guy friends and i like some girls...the ones who arent catty, jealous bitches. dark hair and dark eyes always get me. thats shit hot. body hair does not. i can appreciate a nice rack but im no lesbian. i love tattoos as a form of self expression. i dont love tramp stamps and tribals. or people who take tattoos seriously. we will all die one day and it wont matter. get the fuck over it.
im pro-choice, anti-republican, not a fan of religion, not a fan of eating lovely animals, hate femi-nazis, and hate fake people. i love animals and i even feel bad killing palmetto bugs sometimes. i can respect your beliefs if theyre not shoved down my throat. if i really appreciate you i will even make you a gift. i can adapt to my surroundings being a trashy fishnet clad alcoholic in a dive bar one minute and a smart girl in a business suit the next. i love jeans though. guess jeans are my favorite. yes that brand still exists! i hate dressing up for jobs. i will die without eye shadow and liner even though i dont wear it everyday.
it seems like i never stay in one place too long so i always feel most at home on the road and in my car. old cars are hot. i love old chevys, pink cadillacs, and ford thunderbirds. i used to go to car shows/museums with my dad. i also used to go to motorcycle shows with him. i like indian motorcycles and my dads triumph. i love vintage bicycles but i do not own one. i also think unicycles are great but havent ridden one in years.
photoshoots are fun. fetish and pinup modeling are awesome.
im intrigued by trannys, weird diseases, clowns, dummies, the history of bridge construction, serial killers, ghosts, and the history of jails. i LOVE san francisco and new york city. atlanta is fun. los angeles is fun but very fake. tampa and st pete are fun. st pete is like home to me. sarasota is pretty. orlando is small, landlocked, and full of people i hate buuuut lots of people i love too.
im awesome and not afraid to be myself. sometimes im quiet and sometimes im loud and annoying. i think i have two personalities...must be the gemini...i am smart, witty, classy yet trashy, honest, and cute. you love it. and i was saying thats hot before i ever heard paris hilton say it sooo leave me the fuck alone about it, shit bags.
the end. now go fuck yourself. xoxo