your mom... no, seriously... anyone that can hold my attention for even 5 minutes has my vote (if it happens to be your mom...so be it). i am a fan of sarcasim, so if you can't take it, consider this a warning. i am NOT a fan of ugly, people, however...so again consider this a warning (you will be made fun of). Oh and before someone gets their panties in a bunch about that last statement... shut the fuck up... you don't know my definition of ugly, so until you do keep your trap shut or... again much fun will be had at your expense.